Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

[jusgoodcleanfun]

The kids are out of the house, to hell with football!

 

[inwinetheres]

The kids are out of the house, to hell with football!

what did you have in mind hehe

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

mmmmm the ideas are endless

 

[Lord Pmann]

Fucker

 

[LikeASnowflake]

Love is a losing game...

 

[imemkay]

Yearning.....

 

[Lion_Roar]

Damn was I wrong. I just can't catch a break lately.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Yeah.

 

[NippleMuncher]

The inability to pronounce the letter R.

Don't you mean the inability to poenounce the lettuh awwuha?

 

[NippleMuncher]

Fuck you all. http://smiliesftw.com/x/thefinger.gif

Now, now, just because you have a speech impediment . . .

 

[Lord Pmann]

Don't you mean the inability to poenounce the lettuh awwuha?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA. NM, be nice or you will huwt hew haaahhhhhttt. (Hurt her heart).

If you aren't careful, she will stick a Koala on you. Or drop bears as they call them. You had better keep some spare Vegemite with you to bribe them away.

 

[vibes]

What have I been blurted for?

 

[vibes]

Oh please. Mr Innocent. Just don't say anything with an R in it.

Uhm ... okay, I'll try ... what have I been blu'ted fo'?

 

[vibes]

hahah fuck you.

Can I finish my pizza first?

 

[imemkay]

This seems appropriate today....

"Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men."
— Joseph Conrad

 

[Lord Pmann]

My blurt...

Loves pulling pigtails.

 

[vibes]

*notes to self

Rainie can't be referring to me as I only approach pigs when dead, spiced and made into sausages

 

[imemkay]

Thank god you're here imemkay. These boys are breaking my spirit with their pigtail pulling.

They're terribly rude! All because of an accent. Truth be told, I bet you think we are the ones that talk funny.

Don't let them get you down, just remember, the little boys on the playground only pull the pigtails of the girls they have crushes on!

 

[vibes]

What, no bacon?

Yes, bacon. Salame, prosciutto, coppa, soppressa, mortadella ...

 

[Lord Pmann]

Nah, I think they're just mean.
I'll just sit here with you. Safety in numbers.

I'll go ahead and throw my hat in the ring for crush. Or undying love. Whichever.

 

[imemkay]

Nah, I think they're just mean.
I'll just sit here with you. Safety in numbers.

Well, it can be cruel when the they all gang up.
I say we ignore them and go play on the swings!

 

[vibes]

Well, it can be cruel when the they all gang up.
I say we ignore them and go play on the swings!

Does playing hard to get usually take you anywhere near where you wanted to get in the first place?

 

[imemkay]

I'll go ahead and throw my hat in the ring for crush. Or undying love. Whichever.

Pmann, I've said it before, I'll say it again:

Gag, Barf

I'm not really one to talk about crushes, but you've got it bad!

 

[imemkay]

Does playing hard to get usually take you anywhere near where you wanted to get in the first place?

Actually, yes, it can. You should always leave them wanting more.

Just like some girls always love an asshole (according to the always wise pmann) some boys seem to like a challenge.

 

[vibes]

Just like some girls always love an asshole (according to the always wise pmann) some boys seem to like a challenge.

The origin of desire, agreed.

Key is to know when it's perceived a too hard challenge before it's too late