Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

[bailadora]

Oh yes indeed ladies. . .that is a fine specimen of manhood.

A gift

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=alexander+skarsgard&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=31k&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-USfficial&biw=1016&bih=621&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnsuol&tbnid=KIud_q7UAkIY4M:&imgrefurl=http://hotinkreviews.blogspot.com/2012/06/10-sexiest-photos-of-alexander.html&docid=MVxQx3j0hzqfVM&imgurl=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-JoYo--o-tVw/T8V9yvWlx8I/AAAAAAAAAY0/4vxcLesrjE0/s1600/alexander-skarsgard-20100127-559819.jpg&w=375&h=500&ei=m8JjUP-SBOLz0gGkzICwDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=789&vpy=152&dur=452&hovh=117&hovw=103&tx=126&ty=137&sig=116531883352736321358&page=1&tbnh=117&tbnw=103&start=0&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:5,s:0,i:154

Normally, it's the dark haired lads that fire my engine....but Sweet Baby Jane! *fans self*

 

[silverwhisper]

hallelujah, the regular refs are back![/NFL]

ed

 

[Lord Pmann]

A little uncomfortable and scared.

Well... Maybe just one limb for you.

Only one?

Edit to add: embarrassed.

 

[Lord Pmann]

One and my pinky finger?

More. I need more of your limbs. (that sounded awfully Hannibal Lecter of me)

Egg rolls don't have cabbage! You crazy Americans!

http://japan-info-online.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/2010-08-27-1343-52_edited.122192902_std.jpg

(in my best Aussie accent)
That's not an egg roll. THAT'S an egg roll.

http://blogchef.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/egg_rolls_1.jpg

 

[Lord Pmann]

That's not an egg roll! That's a Spring Roll!

www.chinesefood.about.com/od/dimsumeggrolls/r/eggroll.htm

And then I'll just take the limbs myself.

 

[sweetsoccermom]

neverending honeymoon?

Seems my honeymoon period with Lit is not subsiding

Happy soccer mom here!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Soccermom- the honeymoon period here is directly correlated to the quality of people you meet here.

Will you make SPRING rolls with them?

I am not a spring/egg roll fan.

I may have HH cook me up something nice with them.

 

[imemkay]

Dismembering Dave. My colon is all yours.

Speaking as someone who had to administer a barium enema to a patient today, that just made me vomit a little. LOL

 

[imemkay]

Today is grand!

 

[imemkay]

Hahaha!!! Yes that must have been it!

 

[imemkay]

hey, ya gotta get your thrills somewhere, work is as good a place as any!

Kidding! I'm just glad he didn't make a mess on my fluoroscopy table!

 

[LikeASnowflake]

Funny enough....

 

[imemkay]

Nervous. Anxious. Think I'm going to vomit.

Deep breaths, slow deep breaths.

 

[imemkay]

All positive thoughts headed your way!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Waaahhhhhhh.

 

[haha_on_me]

That's not an egg roll! That's a Spring Roll!

Egg roll.

 

[imemkay]

Waaahhhhhhh.

Ummm, whining?

 

[haha_on_me]

And it's a fucking spring roll! http://smiliesftw.com/x/mad_1.gif

Yikes! Yes maam.

 

[imemkay]

He's mocking me. Douchey Dave.

He is a very rude boy!

 

[haha_on_me]

Sorry. http://smiliesftw.com/x/glomp.gif

Aw, I understand, we silly Americans think we own and have named everything. Hahaha.

 

[imemkay]

He really is.

He should be careful lest someone take a whip to his backside....then again he'd probably like that...

 

[Lord Pmann]

He's mocking me. Douchey Dave.

I'm a "Delicate" Dave. I mock nothing.

 

[imemkay]

I'm a "Delicate" Dave. I mock nothing.

Ha! Now we can add fibber in addition to rude...

Rainshine, how many lashes do you reckon that's worth?

 

[imemkay]

If he enjoys it, a big fat zero.

Well there goes all my fun right out the window! dammit!

 

[imemkay]

hehe Sorry, go nuts.

Oh Pmaaannn.....drop your pants and bend over .... I won't "go nuts" I promise I'll put the crop down once I see you get teary eyed.