Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

[imemkay]

Awww pmann, you're a real party pooper tonight .
Now I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep.

 

[Lord Pmann]

At least one of you is an asshole.

 

[NippleMuncher]

If he enjoys it, a big fat zero.

If he enjoys it, you're not using a big enough whip!

 

[imemkay]

At least one of you is an asshole.

Oh pmann, you do make me laugh!
Coming from you, I'll take that as a compliment!

 

[Saucyminx]

Despite their simplicity, making Rice Krispie treats for 80 people is quite an undertaking. And I wonder if the US govt. realizes that melted butter combined with melted marshmallow makes a suitable substitute for napalm.

I am pretty sure I will have a lovely new addition to my collection of hand and forearm scars. . .

 

[Eilan]

Thumb infection. Owie.

 

[LikeASnowflake]

The more you look, the uglier it gets.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Thumb infection. Owie.

Oooooh. Sounds bad.

 

[YankeeGirl74]

At that point where there are so many emotions flowing through me and I can't pin point exactly which one I feel the most. All I know is I hate feeling like this.

 

[imemkay]

Only three more hours!

 

[LikeASnowflake]

I love oats.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Orange is better than black.

 

[imemkay]

Surrounded by books, books and more books......glorious books!! Heaven!!

 

[Eilan]

My thumb exploded.

 

[imemkay]

hehehe I was thinking the same thing! But as someone once told me, "you medical people are all freaks"

 

[imemkay]

I once saw a man with a windmill blade that had sliced through his abdomen and was wedged there. It was great. Poor man... it didn't look comfortable. He survived.

Poor guy! That would have been something to see!

 

[Eilan]

Is it wrong I want pics?

*shudders*

I went to bed with something hot and throbbing last night, and my husband was nowhere to be found.


Separate blurt: I'm thinking I'm just going to have to stop letting my 10-year-old go to birthday parties. Something always happens.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Boiled bunny.

 

[imemkay]

sometimes, second glances result in some really great conversations.

 

[Lion_Roar]

"Why bother,
Its gonna hurt me,
Its gonna kill when you desert me,
This happened to me twice before,
It wont happen to me any more."

Why Bother. One of my many favorite self loathing songs.

 

[LikeASnowflake]

WTF Jets?!?!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I can't wait for work.

 

[LikeASnowflake]

There's this huge moth in my room. I'm scared.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Oh? Something exciting happening there?

Normalcy.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Is it Monday yet? Why isn't it Monday yet!