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Oh Noah.
He is rather fine isn't he? It would be too much to hope for that he does laundry and dishes. . . but then again, for probably quite a while, I doubt I would care.![]()
Quite honestly, the mood I'm in today, he'd also have to remain perfectly silent, except for this sentence: "Whatever you say, sweetheart dumpling sugarplum."
Yes, we all know how you women think.


He is rather fine isn't he? It would be too much to hope for that he does laundry and dishes. . . but then again, for probably quite a while, I doubt I would care.![]()
One gigantic clusterfuck from start to finish. I need chocolate. Mass quantities of chocolate.
Is it bad that that made me *ahem* a little excited?![]()

Not a'tall. It is, quite frankly, one of the best things I've ever tasted.
[trout-smacks bg just for the halibut]
Is it bad that that made me *ahem* a little excited?![]()

Was driving down the turnpike today, pondering why no one has ever made a parody of the Tom Petty song "Free fallin" called "Free ballin" when I heard a big old truck honk his horn right next to me. Thinking I was about to be squishified, I looked over to see the driver holding up a sign with a phone number on it. I can only assume it was his--I waved, hit the gas and dusted him. This is my 3rd sign holding trucker. Do they give you poster board and a marker with your commercial driver's license?
Have you considered changing your licence plate?
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