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He is rather fine isn't he? It would be too much to hope for that he does laundry and dishes. . . but then again, for probably quite a while, I doubt I would care. :)
 
He is rather fine isn't he? It would be too much to hope for that he does laundry and dishes. . . but then again, for probably quite a while, I doubt I would care. :)

Quite honestly, the mood I'm in today, he'd also have to remain perfectly silent, except for this sentence: "Whatever you say, sweetheart dumpling sugarplum."
 
One gigantic clusterfuck from start to finish. I need chocolate. Mass quantities of chocolate.
 
Quite honestly, the mood I'm in today, he'd also have to remain perfectly silent, except for this sentence: "Whatever you say, sweetheart dumpling sugarplum."

Silent can be just fine. :)

Chocolate sounds like a plan honey--I know what you mean.
 
Yes, we all know how you women think.

Huh. Not quite....:D:devil:


He is rather fine isn't he? It would be too much to hope for that he does laundry and dishes. . . but then again, for probably quite a while, I doubt I would care. :)

*nods* Yes, he really is. At this point, I wouldn't mind if he didn't clean up the mess. As long as he didn't add to it.....

One gigantic clusterfuck from start to finish. I need chocolate. Mass quantities of chocolate.

You need this.

*nods emphatically*
 
Some things deserve to stay buried in the effluvium and primordial ooze from whence they came. Seriously. :rolleyes:
 
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Was driving down the turnpike today, pondering why no one has ever made a parody of the Tom Petty song "Free fallin" called "Free ballin" when I heard a big old truck honk his horn right next to me. Thinking I was about to be squishified, I looked over to see the driver holding up a sign with a phone number on it. I can only assume it was his--I waved, hit the gas and dusted him. This is my 3rd sign holding trucker. Do they give you poster board and a marker with your commercial driver's license?
 
Was driving down the turnpike today, pondering why no one has ever made a parody of the Tom Petty song "Free fallin" called "Free ballin" when I heard a big old truck honk his horn right next to me. Thinking I was about to be squishified, I looked over to see the driver holding up a sign with a phone number on it. I can only assume it was his--I waved, hit the gas and dusted him. This is my 3rd sign holding trucker. Do they give you poster board and a marker with your commercial driver's license?

Have you considered changing your licence plate?

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I want Coffee, real stuff not the whimpy, instant, 3/4 decafe crap they call coffee here :(
 
Missing Litsters who have moved on and are no longer here, except for the ghosts of previous posts...
 
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