Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

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[bobsgirl]

what is a Goo Goo Cluster? almost sounds obscene.

They are wonderful...and not available where I live. They are a Southern thing. Every time I go to Nashville, I buy a box of them. Chocolate, peanuts, peanut butter, marshmallow... Oh, my. I think I'm having a moment here...

 

[bobsgirl]

I watched about the last 6 1/2 hours of The Thorn Birds (I think Friday night). I usually laugh at the acting in older movies, but this was pretty good, and the scenery was great. The Love Scene must have been pretty hot for TV in 1983.

I watched it too! I love that mini-series. I wasn't too crazy about the book, but I could watch that series over and over and not get sick of it. I suspect it has something to do with Richard Chamberlain....

 

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[TBKahuna123]

Ever have one of those days where you can't decide whether you want to walk in and just piss on your bosses desk or hose down the entire office with an AK-47?

Fucking Idiot User: "My computer won't turn on this morning."

Me: "OK make sure it's plugged in and push the power button."

FIU: "Nope, still nothing."

Me: "OK, is your screen turned on?"

FIU: "the lights on but screen's dark."

Me: "Is the power strip on?"

FIU: "The red light is on."

Me: SIGH - "OK, I'll be down stairs in a minute."

Me: Push power button on computer, computer turns on.

Fucking Idiot User: "Ohhhhh. You meant THAT button!"


Now I ask you, were you on a jury for my trial after hanging this idiot from the ceiling grid by there entrails, is there anyway you could convict me?

Fuck I hate my job sometimes!

 

[midwestyankee]

Ya gotta love a phone that lets you do this while sipping coffee in one of your favorite cafes.

 

[bobsgirl]

Tommorrow's March 1st. Amazing.

That means spring is three weeks away!! *bg attempts to turn a few cartwheels*

 

[Eilan]

$31.50 per shot. That's much better.

 

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[cloakedlover]

Must not kill clients.

Ditto!!

 

[EJFan]

i bought four jars of peanut butter today. yeah. today is a good day!

 

[sassy_girl1963]

i bought four jars of peanut butter today. yeah. today is a good day!

What kind of peanut butter?????? You know I just got out of a 12 step program for peanut butter addiction.......

 

[sassy_girl1963]

Party time!

Woo hoo - Celebration is in the air!

I have an "official" job offer - and get this - salary is even higher then what I asked for....Woo Hoo

Now all I have to do is pass the background check and the drug test.....

 

[midwestyankee]

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curious about the chocolate fluffernutter, i just decided to experiment by adding fluff to a reeses cup. not bad, but nothing too great either. i think i'll have to try Yank's melted chocolate version.

I will only say that the toasted version of the soon-to-be-imitated-throughout-Litland Yank's Chocolate Fluffernutter is an exquisite treat, food for the gods, gustatorily great, and happy-making for the stomach.

My Fat Tuesday is now almost complete. All I need is some time with a good book and a tall glass of port. Now if only I could talk the wifely one into letting me smoke a cigar with my port...

 

[midwestyankee]

Woo hoo - Celebration is in the air!

I have an "official" job offer - and get this - salary is even higher then what I asked for....Woo Hoo

Now all I have to do is pass the background check and the drug test.....

Congratulations, SG!

 

[sassy_girl1963]

Congratulations, SG!

Thanks Yank - now I don't know what I am excited about more - the new job or that I now have a lit nickname......

 

[Willing and Unsure]

I've officially lost two pants sizes and I keep getting a little bit smaller every day. And I've cut down the amount of car payments I have to make.

 

[bobsgirl]

Thanks Yank - now I don't know what I am excited about more - the new job or that I now have a lit nickname......

SG!!! You have a nickname. Today you are a regular, my dear!! >sniff, sniff< I'm so proud...

Congrats on the job offer!

 

[bobsgirl]

I need a massage. Any takers? Pleeeze???

 

[Eilan]

I wanted to try to help.

 

[EJFan]

I need a massage. Any takers? Pleeeze???

if you'd have only said "takerz" i might have obliged.

 

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