Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

[Eilan]

But, yeah...the castration photo (at least that's what I think it is) is really hard to look at. "Some things you just can't un-see." (From the movie 8mm). But gotta hand it to EJFan for generating some shock-value.

You could always post a pic of your boobies.



There's a damn bat in our house! Don't those fuckers hibernate or something?

 

[TBKahuna123]

But, yeah...the castration photo (at least that's what I think it is) is really hard to look at. "Some things you just can't un-see." (From the movie 8mm).

No that's a recessive penis. It's not cut off, just hiding. It'll come out to say hi if a hot chick walks by. It might be referred to as an "unpenis" though, if you are into the whole Orwellian 1984 thing.

 

[EJFan]

A friend of mine likes to say that with respect to getting ready for sex, women are crock pots and men are microwaves. Imagine not being allowed a microwave (or a crockpot).

i've never actually owned a crock pot... nor have i ever used one that i can recall.

 

[GiveawayGirl]

I think I can relate this to life in a different way. A friend of mine likes to say that with respect to getting ready for sex, women are crock pots and men are microwaves. Imagine not being allowed a microwave (or a crockpot).

Maybe I should get back to work.

All I can say is: huh?

 

[bobsgirl]

I think I can relate this to life in a different way. A friend of mine likes to say that with respect to getting ready for sex, women are crock pots and men are microwaves. Imagine not being allowed a microwave (or a crockpot).

Maybe I should get back to work.

Good call.

 

[Cathleen]

Would it be of interest that I have two crockpots along with a microwave? And that I've been told that my libido is somewhat like a turbo engine? Not that I'm braggin' or nuttin'.

 

[GiveawayGirl]

No that's a recessive penis. It's not cut off, just hiding. It'll come out to say hi if a hot chick walks by. It might be referred to as an "unpenis" though, if you are into the whole Orwellian 1984 thing.

I'd like to see some animation to prove that this is true! I'm just not buyin' it.

 

[Cathleen]

I'd like to see some animation to prove that this is true! I'm just not buyin' it.

What? Do you think this is a red light district? I suppose it is the ''How To'' and it'd be very appropriate that he demonstrates the motion of the meat.

 

[bobsgirl]

Would it be of interest that I have two crockpots along with a microwave? And that I've been told that my libido is somewhat like a turbo engine? Not that I'm braggin' or nuttin'.

Oh yes you are...

 

[midwestyankee]

All I can say is: huh?

Let me clarify.

Her explanation is that it takes a long time for a woman to warm up for sex (I don't necessarily agree, but I see her point) and thus the analogy that women are like crock pots. Men, on the other hand, warm up for sex almost instantly, much like food put into a microwave.

 

[GiveawayGirl]

Let me clarify.

Her explanation is that it takes a long time for a woman to warm up for sex (I don't necessarily agree, but I see her point) and thus the analogy that women are like crock pots. Men, on the other hand, warm up for sex almost instantly, much like food put into a microwave.

Understood. Is there an explanation that will clear up its relevance to anything remotely logical?

(okay, okay, I'm leaving now.)

 

[midwestyankee]

Understood. Is there an explanation that will clear up its relevance to anything remotely logical?

(okay, okay, I'm leaving now.)

Not to my knowledge. But don't leave on my account.

 

[E's Toy]

sorry, wrong login name

 

[bobsgirl]

Congratulations, honey! I'm glad you're my daughter. I love you very much.

 

[jethrobodeen]

You could always post a pic of your boobies.



There's a damn bat in our house! Don't those fuckers hibernate or something?

How'd you know I have man-boobs!

-JB

 

[jethrobodeen]

No that's a recessive penis. It's not cut off, just hiding. It'll come out to say hi if a hot chick walks by. It might be referred to as an "unpenis" though, if you are into the whole Orwellian 1984 thing.

Oh, I learn something new everyday. But dude! Never let it turtle!

-JB

 

[midwestyankee]

It was so cold today, parts of me were doing the turtle dance as I walked to and from my meeting in the city.

 

[pleasteasme]

It was so cold today, parts of me were doing the turtle dance as I walked to and from my meeting in the city.

yank, I am getting a real bad mental image of this!


*EJ's av ~ shiver!*

 

[midwestyankee]

yank, I am getting a real bad mental image of this!


*EJ's av ~ shiver!*

Let's just say that part of me is very much in favor of warmer weather.

 

[pleasteasme]

Let's just say that part of me is very much in favor of warmer weather.

*sending warm weather thoughts your way*

 

[midwestyankee]

Even after adding considerable storage capacity in my office, I still have piles of paper and other odds and edds floating about without a home.

 

[Guest]

 

[pleasteasme]

Nipple bitten off by a beaver? Oh man....LMFAO!!!!

 

[wicked woman]

Nipple bitten off by a beaver? Oh man....LMFAO!!!!

You blaming my Canadian countrymen??!

 

[pleasteasme]

You blaming my Canadian countrymen??!

According to Jeff Foxworthy...I'm not sure who's beaver it was, lol.