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midwestyankee said:
I will say that if it's what I think it is, the guy has more cajones than I.
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Well they are plain to see, but you are not creating a very impressive image of yours. ;)
 
quoll said:
Well they are plain to see, but you are not creating a very impressive image of yours. ;)
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This confirms my suspicions. I prefer to leave certain things to the imagination.
 
I bet EJ created that recent rate-my-penis thread. It wasn't a n00b; it was an alt.

And if he's the biggest in his neighbrhood, then I've gotta wonder what's in the water supply.
 
See these gray hairs? I earned every one of them, by having to deal with people like you!
 
DLL said:
just when EJ's AV makes me want to become a lesbian..now I have Eilans to deal with...laughing :D :kiss:
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But--but--I had kids! I earned these! Or something almost kinda similar. . .

Well, maybe not exactly similar. Or even close. :D
 
Eilan said:
But--but--I had kids! I earned these! Or something almost kinda similar. . .
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i heard that you were almost arrested for a homicide... but you were set free because they were misled by how similar your boob tracks were to the tire tracks that were seen at the scene.... is that rigth?
 
EJFan said:
i heard that you were almost arrested for a homicide... but you were set free because they were misled by how similar your boob tracks were to the tire tracks that were seen at the scene.... is that rigth?
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Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies.

Scalywag said:
that's it. I'm turning avs off.
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Oh, don't do that. Just put me on ignore.
 
So many excellent topics, so many half formed opinions and so little drive. Frustrating. :(
 
It's time.... it's time............it's time
To align yo body with yo mind.
It's hero time.

Coz when you start to doubt yourself the real world will eat you alive.
It's hero time.

I'm talking to YOU. HERO TIME STARTS RIGHT NOW! Yeah, it's hero time...
Time to shine...yeah.....

You think you got 100 years to mess around? Well you're wrong!
You're time is here, you're time is NOW, it's hero time! Time to shine!!!!

Yeah...yeah....

Rollins Band, Shine
 
being forced to use dialup internet access is a lot like not being allowed to own a microwave.
 
bobsgirl said:
Hurry and put up an av. Do not, however, try to emulate EJFan. There's only so much I can take...;)
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Ah, so this means I get to do more on Lit? Too kule. Thanks for the encouragement :rose:

But, yeah...the castration photo (at least that's what I think it is) is really hard to look at. "Some things you just can't un-see." (From the movie 8mm). But gotta hand it to EJFan for generating some shock-value. :eek:

-JB
 
EJFan said:
being forced to use dialup internet access is a lot like not being allowed to own a microwave.
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I think I can relate this to life in a different way. A friend of mine likes to say that with respect to getting ready for sex, women are crock pots and men are microwaves. Imagine not being allowed a microwave (or a crockpot).

Maybe I should get back to work. :rolleyes:
 
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