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Too cold, so I pull up a blanket. Too hot, so off comes the blanket. I've been playing hot flash roulette all night. :mad:
 
i just took a dump and i'm pretty sure i heard the toilet tell me to go fuck myself when i flushed it.
 
I have to sort through cheesy rock duets for a student. (Like cheesier than Rod Stewart jazz covers) Good news is that I received a call back for a second interview at a private school. :nana:
 
Ahhh, the joys of "holiday" parties at work. Lunch at noon, then the rest of the afternoon off for "shopping". More like putting up a tree and decorating.
 
quoll said:
Anyone know what happened to Verbiwhore? :(
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I was looking for her a couple weeks ago, pq. Her PM box is full and I think I tried to e-mail her and she disabled that option.

She's a woman of mystery.
 
What is wrong with me?? Normally I love snow and don't mind the cold. But now that it's here.... Weird..

And Christmas.. Why can't I get in the mood??
 
Nightbird said:
What is wrong with me?? Normally I love snow and don't mind the cold. But now that it's here.... Weird..

And Christmas.. Why can't I get in the mood??
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sounds like a case of the winter-blues, NB. go out and make a snow angel or something... i find that acting like a kid, even if only for a few minutes, helps to lift my mood every time. :)

be well buddy.
 
Nightbird said:
What is wrong with me?? Normally I love snow and don't mind the cold. But now that it's here.... Weird..

And Christmas.. Why can't I get in the mood??
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I sympathize with the Christmas blahs. And I know exactly why I can't get in the mood.

{{{NB}}} All you can do is give it your best.
 
I'm not generally a violent person...but if I ever had the opportunity to meet up with the soulless ratsucker who invented spyware in a dark alley I would be sorely tempted to set aside my principles for the occasion.
 
Eilan said:
Perhaps the I'm-too-big-for-a-condom excuse will soon be a thing of the past.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061201/od_nm/germany_condom1_dc
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I could never use this. Even if there would be enough in the can to coat my massive schlong, the shear force of my cumshot would blow right through the end. if it's adhered on there's nowhere for all that liquid to go except right out through the tip.

It's plain phsyics.* :cool:


*for more details, see Dr Schleptaquim's upcoming paper on Escape Velocity of Semen from the Male Penis.
 
TBKahuna123 said:
I could never use this. Even if there would be enough in the can to coat my massive schlong, the shear force of my cumshot would blow right through the end. if it's adhered on there's nowhere for all that liquid to go except right out through the tip.

It's plain phsyics.* :cool:


*for more details, see Dr Schleptaquim's upcoming paper on Escape Velocity of Semen from the Male Penis.
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Would this happen to be a follow-up to the good doctor's earlier groundbreaking work on Escape Velocity of Semen from the Female Penis?
 
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