Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

[TBKahuna123]

Would this happen to be a follow-up to the good doctor's earlier groundbreaking work on Escape Velocity of Semen from the Female Penis?

Perhaps. Didn't Freud once say that inside every woman was a penis waiting to bust out?

 

[midwestyankee]

Perhaps. Didn't Freud once say that inside every woman was a penis waiting to bust out?

I believe he said that inside every woman there was an even thinner woman screaming to get out, but that feeding her enough chocolate would successfully repress her for several hours at a time.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

I dont think I want to be feeling like this....

 

[Quoll]

and what did I get out of it?

 

[bobsgirl]

quoll's AV is scary.

 

[center_stage]

Dating a cop is not worth the time and energy.

 

[bobsgirl]

I am so tired today. Mind if I curl up in a corner of the HTC and go to sleep?

 

[bobsgirl]

Answer your damn phone!

 

[midwestyankee]

I am so tired today. Mind if I curl up in a corner of the HTC and go to sleep?

Mind if I join you? We could start quite a rumor campaign, don't you think?

 

[bobsgirl]

Mind if I join you? We could start quite a rumor campaign, don't you think?

Sure, cutie. I got an extra quillt you can use.

You are naughty!

 

[Eilan]

Dating a cop is not worth the time and energy.

I respectfully disagree. But mine's retired now.

 

[Sarojaede]

I am so tired today. Mind if I curl up in a corner of the HTC and go to sleep?

Can I borrow a quilt. I want to curl up in the corner too.

 

[bobsgirl]

Can I borrow a quilt. I want to curl up in the corner too.

[pulls SJ under the quilt with Yank and me] Come on, we'll have a sleepover.

Yank is probably very smug about being bundled up with two women under a pile of quilts...

 

[center_stage]

I respectfully disagree. But mine's retired now.

You're right. It's just tough getting used to the crazy schedule. He's worth it though.

 

[DulceRaphaela]

Don't be a fool.
Tell her.

You know she knows.

 

[Denae]

I hate being hurt by a friend at such a base level. This is why I let so few get this close to me. Not. worth. it.

 

[TBKahuna123]

I'm sick, then she's sick, then I'm sick, then she's sick! I haven't been this sexually frustrated since high school!!!!

 

[midwestyankee]

[pulls SJ under the quilt with Yank and me] Come on, we'll have a sleepover.

Yank is probably very smug about being bundled up with two women under a pile of quilts...

Youk have no idea.

 

[center_stage]

Classes are over! Finals next week and then off for a month.

 

[bobsgirl]

Youk have no idea.

 

[bobsgirl]

I'm out of Tylenol

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm out of Tylenol

This sucketh in a most excruciating way.

 

[bobsgirl]

This sucketh in a most excruciating way.

You're telling me! Staying up til 4 in the morning maketh for big headaches.

 

[midwestyankee]

You're telling me! Staying up til 4 in the morning maketh for big headaches.

Neither an insomniac nor a sleepwalker be,
To thine own bedcovers be true
To sleep, perchance to scream
If not in sleep then in lust ye be
For to take arms against a sea of bubbles
Is a mixed metaphor of horrid frame.
Out, out, damned Spot and take Jane with you!
For the porter's drunk at the gates again
And you'll see film when we air at ten.

 

[Eilan]

My next-door neighbors accidentally locked their kids out of the house today. After being outside in 29-degree weather for over an hour, they walked over to our house to use the phone when they saw me pull into the driveway--they didn't know that my husband was here the whole time!

A family friend picked them up. Their mom wasn't going to be home from work until 7 or 8 o'clock and they didn't know how to get in touch with her.