Isolated Blurt Thread

[Handley_Page]

Ok, this is the right blurt thread. Maybe?
I need a compass and a sherpa for this place. Is it me, or are they far more threads? Guess I should check in more than once a year. Or something.

Yes, as often as possible. We're all trained guides in here!

I can't do anything right!

You too, huh?

 

[johneb87]

Managed to actually make the bus today.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Managed to actually make the bus today.

With your bare hands? All the parts from scratch? I am impressed

 

[johneb87]

With your bare hands? All the parts from scratch? I am impressed

Yup, and lots of duct tape.

 

[HoneyFortune]

Hired the wrong sherpa, egads.

 

[HoneyFortune]

And my compass is busted.

 

[HoneyFortune]

My ocd requires I post in triplicate today.

 

[Handley_Page]

you need a golden compass.
Unaffected by magnetics or guides. . . .

 

[Dianthus]

chips and onion dip: breakfast of champions!

 

[Handley_Page]

chips and onion dip: breakfast of champions!

Ye gods, woman. Whatever next ?

<passes the HP sauce and the tomato ketchup>

 

[MrFoxwood]

I shaved my head today after a year of not cutting my hair at all, it feels goood. I did it because we unexpectedly euthanised my dog last Wednesday and I figured some kind of change might help me feel something other than utter wretchedness.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Yesterday my father and I went to Mount Airy casino to play a poker tournament (I gambled, I shouldn't have done that ). My father got knocked out doing something stupid. I lasted another hour or so playing smarter, and then got unlucky in thee hands against the same person. I had him all in twice and he got lucky. Then I was forced all in and he got lucky again. I was ahead each and every hand until the river car when he hit his 15% out...

And then my father and I went to get something to eat at a Longhorn in East Stroudsburg PA. The waitress immediately recognized my As Blood Runs Black t-shirt under my jacket. I really should have asked her out, but stupid me I didn't know how to make a move in front of my father and in the mental state I was in after losing like that. I didn't even get her name...

 

[slyc_willie]

I bought a pair of Crocs and upon donning them, realized I really need to trim my toenails.

 

[Handley_Page]

Gotcha!
Went fishing for a hour or so the other afternoon and, rather to my amazement, actually caught a decent-sized Bream.

 

[PennLady]

Just got my new crochet hooks today, along with a new copy of "Good Omens." I have to stop giving that to people. Hoping my new yarn bag comes tomorrow.

 

[johneb87]

Hmm, a $1000 budget for this Vegas trip, should be doable.

 

[Dianthus]

......broken link

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Hmm, a $1000 budget for this Vegas trip, should be doable.

Does this include flight, hotel and gambling? You might be able to find a decent room downtown for cheap, and take the bus to the strip and back.

 

[JagFarlane]

Hmmm seems the varmint problem may be beginning earlier this year than last. Had a coon bust up the largest live trap last night...got a good photo, might go 20+ lbs

 

[johneb87]

Feeling like absolute shit right now, I just want to end it all.

 

[PennLady]

Feeling like absolute shit right now, I just want to end it all.

*hugs* I know they're virtual hugs, but I hope they help.

 

[sheablue]

John! Don't say things like that. Here is some love for you.

Feeling like absolute shit right now, I just want to end it all.

 

[HoneyFortune]

I have never had to pee so bad in my life yet I must hold it for another few minutes. This is why people wear adult diapers isn't it.

 

[Serafina1210]

Up this morning before Starbucks opened. Shit.

 

[oggbashan]

My lower mileage (184,000 miles) Volvo Estate passed its MOT (annual roadworthiness test) today with no repairs necessary and not even a single advisory notice.

I hope the higher mileage (280,000 miles) one does as well in ten days time.