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NaokoSmith said:
Driving along the other day, I realised that I live in a country where the bumper stickers are: CYM! :D
Pronounced ...
anyway, CYM on over. The water's lovely. (Well, it is in my bath :) )

I went to a place called Pontneddfechin the other day. And the last bit of that name is of course pronounced 'vaughan' :rolleyes: . Yeah, that's what you immediately thought when you saw it, isn't it :rolleyes:.
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Do you have to take a special language class if you aren't born there? :confused:
 
OMG, what monster have I produced! Piglet has got up ALREADY! quarter of an hour early, on her first day back at school after the Bank Holiday!

How can I make sandwiches and go on an Adults Only messaging board with her hanging around :mad:

I have sent her off to play Minecraft.
 
Minecraft will save us all. I'm convinced of it.



NaokoSmith said:
OMG, what monster have I produced! Piglet has got up ALREADY! quarter of an hour early, on her first day back at school after the Bank Holiday!

How can I make sandwiches and go on an Adults Only messaging board with her hanging around :mad:

I have sent her off to play Minecraft.
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Agh no no no! Aaaaah!!!!

Someone has put the toilet roll on the holder the wrong way round again! Aaaah *sobs*.
 
NaokoSmith said:
Agh no no no! Aaaaah!!!!

Someone has put the toilet roll on the holder the wrong way round again! Aaaah *sobs*.
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The real disaster is when someone does not replace the toilet roll at all - and you don't notice until it is too late.
 
oggbashan said:
The real disaster is when someone does not replace the toilet roll at all - and you don't notice until it is too late.
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That's a proper emergency, not a neurotic made-up MILFy one. :)

But don't worry. In my house it is very rare for people to find that Someone (guess who) has not providently put a new toilet roll by the side of the nearly empty one, Just In Case. Sometimes people just use the new one and prop it on top of the empty tube of the old one for Someone to replace for them. Very very occasionally, they actually put it on the holder! The wrong way round! Boo hoo hoo *sobs* *drumming of little kitten heels on the floor*.
 
Well, I can't remember that ever happening before...

I was going to lunch at Applebees, and as I was walking up to the building there were two young ladies just ahead of me. The blond was quite attractive from head to toe, the brunette not so much in the body, but she had a very pleasing face. They hugged the one waitress that I am friendly with, and then sat on the side of the bar and I sat on the end so I could see CNN on the center TV. I smiled at the two of them, but the blond wasn't having any of it. Oh well. However, the brunette smiled back. At first I couldn't tell if she was looking at me or the TV behind me, but I continued to smile, she continued to smile...

And then I shriveled up inside... I was like a child hiding from his extended family behind his parent's leg, shying away from any compliments or whatever is slung at a child. That has never happened to me before. All of a sudden I couldn't find it within me to smile at all. It was like I died inside.

I could make excuses and say this was because I don't have a job and shouldn't be trying to start a romance, or that she looked young or whatever, but I can't do that because all of those reasons would be bullshit. It was pure insecurity, and I have never ben in that position like that before.

Blech...

I need to email the waitress we know in common and find out if there is anything possible there...
 
TheeGoatPig said:
Well, I can't remember that ever happening before...

Oh well. However, the brunette smiled back. At first I couldn't tell if she was looking at me or the TV behind me, but I continued to smile, she continued to smile...

And then I shriveled up inside... I was like a child hiding from his extended family behind his parent's leg, shying away from any compliments or whatever is slung at a child. That has never happened to me before. All of a sudden I couldn't find it within me to smile at all. It was like I died inside.

I could make excuses and say this was because I don't have a job and shouldn't be trying to start a romance, or that she looked young or whatever, but I can't do that because all of those reasons would be bullshit. It was pure insecurity, and I have never been in that position like that before.

Blech...

I need to email the waitress we know in common and find out if there is anything possible there...
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Fingers Crossed, mate.

NaokoSmith said:
:rose: TGP.
I do hope something comes of it! She sounds nice.
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Here here
 
TheeGoatPig said:
Well, I can't remember that ever happening before...

I was going to lunch at Applebees, and as I was walking up to the building there were two young ladies just ahead of me. The blond was quite attractive from head to toe, the brunette not so much in the body, but she had a very pleasing face. They hugged the one waitress that I am friendly with, and then sat on the side of the bar and I sat on the end so I could see CNN on the center TV. I smiled at the two of them, but the blond wasn't having any of it. Oh well. However, the brunette smiled back. At first I couldn't tell if she was looking at me or the TV behind me, but I continued to smile, she continued to smile...

And then I shriveled up inside... I was like a child hiding from his extended family behind his parent's leg, shying away from any compliments or whatever is slung at a child. That has never happened to me before. All of a sudden I couldn't find it within me to smile at all. It was like I died inside.

I could make excuses and say this was because I don't have a job and shouldn't be trying to start a romance, or that she looked young or whatever, but I can't do that because all of those reasons would be bullshit. It was pure insecurity, and I have never ben in that position like that before.

Blech...

I need to email the waitress we know in common and find out if there is anything possible there...
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Best of luck, buddy. A little courage goes a long way.
 
NaokoSmith said:
That's a proper emergency, not a neurotic made-up MILFy one. :)

But don't worry. In my house it is very rare for people to find that Someone (guess who) has not providently put a new toilet roll by the side of the nearly empty one, Just In Case. Sometimes people just use the new one and prop it on top of the empty tube of the old one for Someone to replace for them. Very very occasionally, they actually put it on the holder! The wrong way round! Boo hoo hoo *sobs* *drumming of little kitten heels on the floor*.
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Oh! Have you been hanging around my house? ;)
 
Having made sure that the new ceiling is properly in place and the glue has dried, it occurs to me that testing the bloody thing first might have been a good idea.
:)
 
I feel very lucky to have met her. :rose:

I've made it halfway through the week, just got to hold on for a couple more days.
 
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