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oggbashan said:
Thank you, I think...

I still don't know what that means in context of the PC.
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That's just how that particular guy signs all of his comments.

From his page, "ITS COMING WHEN I COMMENT ON ANY STORY OR POEM, I SIGN TK U MLJ LV NV SALUTATUIONS, MY INITIALS AND WHERE I LIVE, AND ITS STILL COMING"
 
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I think the girl at Taco Bell is starting to like me. Last night she told me, "I'd sooner have sex with a rotting corpse than go out with a loathsome, spineless organism like you." A guy has to seriously be on a woman's mind to inspire that kind of passion. :)

I'm going to ask her out again tonight. Only this time, I'll really turn up the charm. I'm going to wait until I pull up to the pick-up window and ask her face-to-face, instead of over the microphone in the drive-thru menu board.
 
Something went right today. But the story starts two years ago when I bought my car.

In 2010 I bought a new Camaro. I had trouble getting a loan for it, there wasn't any mount for the front license plate, and it didn't come inspected by the dealer. so I got pulled over for no front license plate (the week I was planning on getting the plate installed) and ticketed for not being inspected. When I went to get it inspected, it was a new car so it should have gotten a four year inspection sticker, but the jackass only put a two year sticker on it.

Today is two years later, and so when I went to get it inspected, the person doing it this time around noticed the mistake from back then, and gave me a three year sticker without checking it (they upped the length a new car can go without inspection in the interim). So now I don't need to get it inspected again until 2015 :D
 
The kids are out for the evening. So does that mean a night of sex for me and my bride? Nope, the In-laws are in town for the weekend...
:(
 
Luckily or maybe not, very few people actually get killed in Internet train wrecks. :rolleyes:
 
People who joust with windmills should always wear their helmet and not be surprised when the windmill jousts back. :rolleyes:
 
Why do people have to be so petty about someone doing better than them and 1 bombing their stories, so it drops below their story? That story was higher in score, because it was better than yours was, not because you think that person's story shouldn't be doing so well and beating out yours. I watched my latest go from 4.94, down to 4.83, in the last 5-6 votes given, meaning only one thing, jealous spite. Such a shame.:(
 
lance gt said:
Why do people have to be so petty about someone doing better than them and 1 bombing their stories, so it drops below their story? That story was higher in score, because it was better than yours was, not because you think that person's story shouldn't be doing so well and beating out yours. I watched my latest go from 4.94, down to 4.83, in the last 5-6 votes given, meaning only one thing, jealous spite. Such a shame.:(
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The top lists just makes it easier for the trolls and such to find their targets.
 
TxRad said:
The top lists just makes it easier for the trolls and such to find their targets.
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It's only for their faves to be at the top, no one else. At least I got to see where I would normally be without the 1 bombs and trolls.:D
 
This morning the group of new Mums walked past pushing their prams and buggies. Every Wednesday morning the parade passes. It is shorter when the weather is poor, longer when it is sunny.

The numbers change, the Mums change as their children get a few months older and new Mums join the procession. It is one of the most popular new-Mum walks in our county because it starts and finishes in a coffee (and Italian ice-cream) shop and the whole route is beside the sea.

Last weekend was the 5k Race for Life, supporting Breast Cancer charity. Between 2,500 and 3,000 pink-dressed women, ran and walked past my house and back again. This year there were several dogs, dozens of pushchairs with occupants, and several women doing the event on crutches.

The men? The men pass by in a rally of motorcyles including hundreds of Harleys. There are women among them, some as the riders, some as pillion passengers. The typical Harley rider is over 50, grey-haired, and with at least the hint of a beer-belly.

I prefer watching the women.
 
I have been laughing from time to time during my afternoon, and the reason was
the expression "Monkey spanking". :D

I'm Danish, and to me it means something else.

I'm still laughing and my cat is looking at me like I'm a little crazy. :D
 
No blurt is an island
Isolated unto itself
Each word of the sentence,
A part of the mien.
If a thread be raveled away from the strand,
Your rope would be less.
As well as if a hawser were.
As well as if a ship of thine own
Or if thine friend's were.
Each blurt unspoken diminishes me,
For I am involved in blurtkind.
Therefore, blurt not to know
For whom the blurt's told,
It's told for thee.

I'm done.
 
Thinking maybe I need to write something I can either read to my husband or give him to read. Need to invest a little more time and energy in our intimate life.
 
According to today's spam, the Director of the FBI is threatening me with conviction and imprisonment unless I open the attachment.

I deleted it.

Is there a penalty for deleting the Director of the FBI?

He got my name wrong - again.
 
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