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I'd forgotten just how much mess one two-and-a-half-year-old can make with one ice cream cone.

She's gone home to have be stripped of sticky dress, tights, shoes and to have a bath. Her pushchair was sponged down.

Granddad just paid for the ice-cream. The idea of ice-cream was her mother's!

Og
 
I am beginning to think that maybe I should have made my latest submission a National Nude Day contest entry. I really only would have had to change the first paragraph or two. It would be posted a lot faster as well.

Selfish and impatient, aren't I? ;)
 
Somebody PLEASE tell me why I am running around the neighborhood trying to catch this fucking cat that has cost me thousands of dollars?

OK...Does anyone want a loveable kitty that needs a home?

He doesn't claw furniture or carpets, doesn't bite or scratch, doesn't drag his ass on the carpet, and is a total loving pussycat.

Somebody!!!!!


Please!!!!



Please......somebody....



PLEASE.....I am begging now....
 
Somebody PLEASE tell me why I am running around the neighborhood trying to catch this fucking cat that has cost me thousands of dollars?

OK...Does anyone want a loveable kitty that needs a home?

He doesn't claw furniture or carpets, doesn't bite or scratch, doesn't drag his ass on the carpet, and is a total loving pussycat.

Somebody!!!!!


Please!!!!



Please......somebody....



PLEASE.....I am begging now....
Hmph. You can't give up Auggie. :cool:
 
I am so sore. All this freaking exercise is good for me, I know, but my legs and stomach are so, so, so sore.....
 
I am so sore. All this freaking exercise is good for me, I know, but my legs and stomach are so, so, so sore.....

*grabs the oil and gives massage* There is this lovely lady inour own who gives the best massages.. for my birthday was given certificate and soem cash for two. i can't wait!
 
*grabs the oil and gives massage* There is this lovely lady inour own who gives the best massages.. for my birthday was given certificate and soem cash for two. i can't wait!

Yum, yum, yum. I would love a massage from you. And, the one you have coming up sounds fantastic too. :rose::rose:
 
:kiss::rose::heart: I give wonderful massages so I am told.

I found some old glasses now maybe i can see what I type better!

Oh, you make me wish I could just drop by your place for a long massage. After that, I can offer you some culinary repayment. I make an incredible pasta with marinara sauce. I'll cook for you. :heart::kiss:
 
:kiss::rose::heart: I give wonderful massages so I am told.

I found some old glasses now maybe i can see what I type better!

Oh, you make me wish I could just drop by your place for a long massage. After that, I can offer you some culinary repayment. I make an incredible pasta with marinara sauce. I'll cook for you. :heart::kiss:

Oh, I just bet you would! :D

I'm guessing that instead of pasta, though, you two would end up eating something else! :devil:
 
Well, we are in deep shit now. Hubby lost his job. We are overdrawn at the bank and his check from last pay period is barely going to cover the rent and bank fees. There won't be any money left for food for the next two weeks and I don't know if I can stretch what is in the cupboard and freezer until we get his last check. Since he will still have some income coming, I doubt we will qualify for assistance until next month. Unless I can sell some MK or he can find a job superfast, we are going to be royally screwed.
 
Well, we are in deep shit now. Hubby lost his job. We are overdrawn at the bank and his check from last pay period is barely going to cover the rent and bank fees. There won't be any money left for food for the next two weeks and I don't know if I can stretch what is in the cupboard and freezer until we get his last check. Since he will still have some income coming, I doubt we will qualify for assistance until next month. Unless I can sell some MK or he can find a job superfast, we are going to be royally screwed.

* Hugs * :rose:
 
Well, we are in deep shit now. Hubby lost his job. We are overdrawn at the bank and his check from last pay period is barely going to cover the rent and bank fees. There won't be any money left for food for the next two weeks and I don't know if I can stretch what is in the cupboard and freezer until we get his last check. Since he will still have some income coming, I doubt we will qualify for assistance until next month. Unless I can sell some MK or he can find a job superfast, we are going to be royally screwed.

I know it doesn't help but (((hugs)))
 
Well, we are in deep shit now. Hubby lost his job. We are overdrawn at the bank and his check from last pay period is barely going to cover the rent and bank fees. There won't be any money left for food for the next two weeks and I don't know if I can stretch what is in the cupboard and freezer until we get his last check. Since he will still have some income coming, I doubt we will qualify for assistance until next month. Unless I can sell some MK or he can find a job superfast, we are going to be royally screwed.

I can relate all too well Crim.

*hugs* :rose:
 
Well, we are in deep shit now. Hubby lost his job. We are overdrawn at the bank and his check from last pay period is barely going to cover the rent and bank fees. There won't be any money left for food for the next two weeks and I don't know if I can stretch what is in the cupboard and freezer until we get his last check. Since he will still have some income coming, I doubt we will qualify for assistance until next month. Unless I can sell some MK or he can find a job superfast, we are going to be royally screwed.

*hugs*
 
Well, we are in deep shit now. Hubby lost his job. We are overdrawn at the bank and his check from last pay period is barely going to cover the rent and bank fees. There won't be any money left for food for the next two weeks and I don't know if I can stretch what is in the cupboard and freezer until we get his last check. Since he will still have some income coming, I doubt we will qualify for assistance until next month. Unless I can sell some MK or he can find a job superfast, we are going to be royally screwed.

:rose:

I want to be either pampered, or left completely alone for a few days. Either works. Neither is going to happen.
 
Oh, you make me wish I could just drop by your place for a long massage. After that, I can offer you some culinary repayment. I make an incredible pasta with marinara sauce. I'll cook for you. :heart::kiss:

Oh now that is a deal! :kiss:

Oh, I just bet you would! :D

I'm guessing that instead of pasta, though, you two would end up eating something else! :devil:

lmao, you know you're a bigger perve than I am :kiss::D

Well, we are in deep shit now. Hubby lost his job. We are overdrawn at the bank and his check from last pay period is barely going to cover the rent and bank fees. There won't be any money left for food for the next two weeks and I don't know if I can stretch what is in the cupboard and freezer until we get his last check. Since he will still have some income coming, I doubt we will qualify for assistance until next month. Unless I can sell some MK or he can find a job superfast, we are going to be royally screwed.
:kiss::rose::heart: sorry to hear that hon and hope it works out.
 
:rose:

I want to be either pampered, or left completely alone for a few days. Either works. Neither is going to happen.

I'm just going to repeat what you said since that works for me as well. Though I was offered a lay in this morning since sound like squeaky mouse and didn't sleep well again, but it's hot in our room.
 
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