Belegon
Still Kicking Around
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"When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I thought as a child, I understood as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things."
Saint Paul.
Fuck that.
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"When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I thought as a child, I understood as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things."
Saint Paul.
Fuck that.
Shut up and put your hand in my pants.Fuck that.
Fuck that.
Shut up and put your hand in my pants.


okay, let me set the scene. Imp is doing her own thing, I'm watching Padres vs. Mets and former Dodger great Orel Hersheiser is doing color commentary. The announcers are discussing pitchers names and nicknames. Francisco Rodriguez is nicknamed K-Rod (K for a strikeout). Someone called him Frankie, which Rodriguez apparently hates.
Says, Hersheiser: "He should try Orel."
Imp: "WHAT DID HE SAY????"
It took me a minute to quit laughing and tell her it was O-R-E-L....![]()
okay, let me set the scene. Imp is doing her own thing, I'm watching Padres vs. Mets and former Dodger great Orel Hersheiser is doing color commentary. The announcers are discussing pitchers names and nicknames. Francisco Rodriguez is nicknamed K-Rod (K for a strikeout). Someone called him Frankie, which Rodriguez apparently hates.
Says, Hersheiser: "He should try Orel."
Imp: "WHAT DID HE SAY????"
It took me a minute to quit laughing and tell her it was O-R-E-L....![]()
I'm taking kayaking lessons this summer. I mean, seriously, why the fuck not?!

Guh, exactly. At that point, I was hoping she's slam him against the wall and rip his clothes off. Uh, that's what I would've done.![]()
Ok, next on my list of "things I will never understand" Of all the characters in the Marvel Universe why is Wolverine the crown prince that is elevated to near deity?
I have to answer this.
Wolverine was, once, a cool character. First introduced in an issue of the Hulk, he almost single-handedly killed the unkillable Wendigo. That was the beginning of "Bad-ass-dom" for ol' Wolvie.
In the late seventies and early eighties, Chris Claremont and John Byrne did wonderful things with the character. His humanity in the face of the unbridled passion to kill was his saving grace. For a time, he was a reluctant but unrealized love interest for Marvel Girl (Jean Grey), and after that, he married a Japanese girl and followed the ways of the Samurai as a means to strike a balanced chord between what he wanted and what he was designed to do.
Later, it was revealed that he was an experiment, chosen because of his mutant ability to regenerate at extraordinary rates, to have his bones grafted with an unbreakable metal, adamantium. That just added to his character, at least for a while.
The original intent was to have Wolverine killed in dramatic fashion, saving the world, never to be revived. He was, after all, the ultimate superhero. No wound would slay him, and his bones wouldn't break. He proved that in battle with the Hulk, more than 100 times more powerful than he.
Alas, he was saved via the pitfall of popularity and the virtual undeath garnered thererof.
He's no longer a character, nor a person. Just a special-effects sideshow.
But hey, Americans love their special effects, don't they?
I need all the prayers I can get right now... Notifications are slowly coming out for those who passed the first round... and I desperately hope I did.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
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