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[Fallenfromgrace]

Well that settles it... fresh pasta for dinner tonight!

*snerk* remember, ball your fist losely, and move up and down as if pumping a cylandrical object - this is how you cook noodles

I want pasta!

No pun intended. Don't even go there, you perverts! I'm actually hungry.

Again, don't go there.

*DIES LAUGHING*

 

[cloudy]

*snerk* remember, ball your fist losely, and move up and down as if pumping a cylandrical object - this is how you cook noodles

She did that little twiddle thing with her fingers, too.

 

[FatDino]

Did so.

Did not! *throws tantrum*

*snerk* remember, ball your fist losely, and move up and down as if pumping a cylandrical object - this is how you cook noodles

It is.

She did that little twiddle thing with her fingers, too.

I don't remember that.

 

[damppanties]

That guitar riff just before the lyrics begin in Oh Oh Jaane Jaana is just lovely. *sigh*

Yes!

Dampy! why cant you speak PURE punjabi? *pouts* then i'd bug you for EVEN MORE translations *pout*

Um. Ask away. I could probably loosely tell you what it means / refers to.

She did that little twiddle thing with her fingers, too.

What twiddle thing?!

 

[Safe_Bet]

I want pasta!

No pun intended. Don't even go there, you perverts! I'm actually hungry.

Again, don't go there.

Mmmmm. Fresh wanknoodles (fettuccine style) with shrimp and sun dried tomatoes in a white cream sauce, garlic bread and maybe a nice sauvignon blanc to wash it all down. Yum!

(I rarely joke about food that is actually going in my mouth!... except wanknoodles, now... )

 

[FatDino]

Mmmmm. Fresh wanknoodles (fettuccine style) with shrimp and sun dried tomatoes in a white cream sauce, garlic bread and maybe a nice sauvignon blanc to wash it all down. Yum!

(I rarely joke about food that is actually going in my mouth!... except wanknoodles, now... )

*whimper* How I wish I lived next door to you now.

Or cloudy, she makes good food too.

 

[Safe_Bet]

*whimper* How I wish I lived next door to you now.

Or cloudy, she makes good food too.

You need to get her recipe for Gorilla Bread... it ROCKS!

 

[FatDino]

You need to get her recipe for Gorilla Bread... it ROCKS!

She already promised she would cook for me one day.

I think I will gain 20lbs after a day with her.

 

[Misty_Morning]

Mmmmm. Fresh wanknoodles (fettuccine style) with shrimp and sun dried tomatoes in a white cream sauce, garlic bread and maybe a nice sauvignon blanc to wash it all down. Yum!

(I rarely joke about food that is actually going in my mouth!... except wanknoodles, now... )

as well as other places too....

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

as well as other places too....

Just for that, i am going to think up another wicked way to...well, have my wicked way with you when you're here

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Mmmmm. Fresh wanknoodles (fettuccine style) with shrimp and sun dried tomatoes in a white cream sauce, garlic bread and maybe a nice sauvignon blanc to wash it all down. Yum!

(I rarely joke about food that is actually going in my mouth!... except wanknoodles, now... )

Aren't they wonderful? I haven't made pasta Alfredo in a long time. Must be time to break out the pasta machine and the heavy cream . . . Sunday, perhaps.

 

[cloudy]

You need to get her recipe for Gorilla Bread... it ROCKS!

That's what we had for breakfast Easter morning.

Banana-Chocolate Gorilla Bread

Ingredients

3 tablespoons granulated sugar
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1 cup light brown sugar, packed
8 tablespoons butter (1 stick)
2 tubes refrigerated crescent roll dough (12 ounces)
3 tablespoons sweetened condensed milk
2 bananas, sliced 1/4-inch to make thick 48 slices
4 ounces semisweet chocolate chips (about 2/3 cup)
1 1/2 cups walnuts, chopped (I use pecans instead)

Cooking Directions

Preheat oven to 350°F. Spray a Bundt pan with non-stick cooking spray. Mix the granulated sugar and cinnamon. In a small saucepan, melt the brown sugar with the butter over low heat.

Break open the crescent roll packages and separate the triangles of dough. Brush each triangle with sweetened condensed milk and top with 2 banana slices and 1 teaspoon chocolate chips; fold the edges of the triangle together and seal. Sprinkle each with 1/4 teaspoon of the cinnamon sugar.

Place half of the walnuts in the pan and top with half of the dough packets. Pour half of the brown sugar-butter mixture over the dough and sprinkle with 2 teaspoons of the cinnamon sugar. Repeat with the remaining ingredients. Bake for 1 hour, until puffed, golden brown, and firm to the touch. Transfer the pan to a rack and allow to cool for 5 minutes. Place a platter on top of the pan and invert. Serve warm.

 

[Safe_Bet]

as well as other places too....

Better than a mouth full of carrot sticks!

(BTW, I'm thinking about sending you and Grace some Eggplant Parmesan in August... )

Well, maybe just an Eggplant...

 

[cloudy]

Aren't they wonderful? I haven't made pasta Alfredo in a long time. Must be time to break out the pasta machine and the heavy cream . . . Sunday, perhaps.

Or Linguine and Clams. *sigh*

 

[FatDino]

I've decided that I will marry a housewife.

 

[cloudy]

I've decided that I will marry a housewife.

One like me is rather expensive.

 

[FatDino]

One like me is rather expensive.

I pay well.

On every aspect.

 

[cloudy]

I pay well.

On every aspect.

Well, then....

 

[damppanties]

I've decided that I will marry a housewife.

How is she a housewife until you marry her? You're going about this all wrong.

 

[FatDino]

Well, then....

Teehee!

How is she a housewife until you marry her? You're going about this all wrong.

I will marry one with housewife's potentials.

 

[Safe_Bet]

I will marry one with housewife's potentials.

*Snerk* Amy just got lucky. She married me cuz I could part my hair with my tongue...

 

[damppanties]

*Snerk* Amy just got lucky. She married me cuz I could part my hair with my tongue...

You can bend down that far?
Contortionist.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

*Snerk* Amy just got lucky. She married me cuz I could part my hair with my tongue...

I had to ask my walking 'Americanisms Dictionary' what the hell that meant. I get you now. Everything that comes forth from that mouth of yours is so naughty.

~~

I need lingerie for August. No, not the cat, but the month of august when she's here, and the pages of my diary for that week say nothing more than 'sex' every day

 

[damppanties]

<snip> the pages of my diary for that week say nothing more than 'sex' every day

That's just wrong.

It should be 'sex and carrot soup', 'sex and carrot halwa', 'sex and carrot cake', 'sex and carrot salad'....

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

That's just wrong.

It should be 'sex and carrot soup', 'sex and carrot halwa', 'sex and carrot cake', 'sex and carrot salad'....

*snerk* you're terrible