Isolated Blurt Thread

[FatDino]

*Snerk* Amy just got lucky. She married me cuz I could part my hair with my tongue...

There we go. I shall think of a test before I propose.

 

[Safe_Bet]

I had to ask my walking 'Americanisms Dictionary' what the hell that meant. I get you now. Everything that comes forth from that mouth of yours is so naughty.

What??? You don't brush you hair? (Misty just has a dirty mind... unlike mine which is pure and pristine... )

I need lingerie for August. No, not the cat, but the month of august when she's here, and the pages of my diary for that week say nothing more than 'sex' every day

You could always combine August and August!

http://i439.photobucket.com/albums/qq119/Safe_Bet2008/joliecat.jpg

(not that I expect you to stay in them for long!!!)

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Or Linguine and Clams. *sigh*

Oh yeah! I can do that. I swear, the summer we visited the daughter when she was stationed in Europe, every time we went out to eat it was pasta con vongole in either white sauce or just butter. God! Now I'm starting to rotate towards my local fish market again . . .

 

[cloudy]

Oh yeah! I can do that. I swear, the summer we visited the daughter when she was stationed in Europe, every time we went out to eat it was pasta con vongole in either white sauce or just butter. God! Now I'm starting to rotate towards my local fish market again . . .

The best I've ever had was on Cape Cod. Tiny little steamed clams, roasted garlic. It was beyond wonderful.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

What??? You don't brush you hair? (Misty just has a dirty mind... unlike mine which is pure and pristine... )



You could always combine August and August!

http://i439.photobucket.com/albums/qq119/Safe_Bet2008/joliecat.jpg

(not that I expect you to stay in them for long!!!)

Damn, Sue, where did you find the kitty suit? I need to get someone one of those . . .

 

[Safe_Bet]

You can bend down that far?
Contortionist.

Nope. The only hair I got is all on my head!!

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

What??? You don't brush you hair? (Misty just has a dirty mind... unlike mine which is pure and pristine... )

You could always combine August and August!

http://i439.photobucket.com/albums/qq119/Safe_Bet2008/joliecat.jpg

(not that I expect you to stay in them for long!!!)

uh huh.

erm, well, i was thinking no, but she thinks thats cute, and i am willing if she likes it. and no, you're right, they probably won't stay on long.

 

[FatDino]

Nope. The only hair I got is all on my head!!

That's just not biologically possible.

 

[Safe_Bet]

That's just not biologically possible.

Full laser, baby! Arms, pits, crotch and legs...

 

[FatDino]

Full laser, baby! Arms, pits, crotch and legs...

It still will not remove *all* the hair. Human bodies are covered in pores. Hair can be found everywhere, even if said hair is not visible.

Besides, a little hair can serve as a distinction between a grown woman and a pre-puberty girl. I would like to know I'm sleeping with someone of legal age.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Full laser, baby! Arms, pits, crotch and legs...

*sighs* *dreams* i would never have to worry about missing my knee during shaving...

NIGHT NIGHT LIT!

I hope tonight is not a anxious dream about Misty coming to london, and also not a ridiculously anxious dream about my interview next week. That was not a pleasant dream.

So, Night night, please wish me GOOD DREAMS.

 

[Misty_Morning]

*sighs* *dreams* i would never have to worry about missing my knee during shaving...

NIGHT NIGHT LIT!

I hope tonight is not a anxious dream about Misty coming to london, and also not a ridiculously anxious dream about my interview next week. That was not a pleasant dream.

So, Night night, please wish me GOOD DREAMS.

Sweet Dreams, baby.

 

[Safe_Bet]

It still will not remove *all* the hair. Human bodies are covered in pores. Hair can be found everywhere, even if said hair is not visible.

Besides, a little hair can serve as a distinction between a grown woman and a pre-puberty girl. I would like to know I'm sleeping with someone of legal age.

Gawd! It was a hair removal process not a freakin' science project!

'Side, Amy likes it that way cuz she no longer coughs up hair balls!!!

 

[FatDino]

Gawd! It was a hair removal process not a freakin' science project!

'Side, amy likes it that way cuz she no longer coughs up hair balls!!!

Sorry, I get excited over bio stuff.

Yea...girls can go crazy over shaved...things. Especially if they're not expecting it.

 

[wafflemtl]

I've decided that I will marry a housewife.

Me too

But how do you find one ?

 

[FatDino]

Me too

But how do you find one ?

I have no clue.

I will need to find a girlfriend first.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Me too

But how do you find one ?

I have no clue.

I will need to find a girlfriend first.

Try the yellow pages under gardening tools?

(That's where I'd look for Ho'es... )

 

[FatDino]

Try the yellow pages under gardening tools?

(That's where I'd look for Ho'es... )

Then, what do I do?

 

[Safe_Bet]

Then, what do I do?

ummmm, do we need to have the TALK ?

 

[wafflemtl]

ummmm, do we need to have the TALK ?

yes

 

[FatDino]

ummmm, do we need to have the TALK ?

Dino <-- the queen of clueless-ness and oblivion.

She has a history of not knowing girls are interested in her even if they have been openly flirting with and dropping hints to her, until they tell her, or grab and kiss her.

Those have actually happened.

 

[damppanties]

ummmm, do we need to have the TALK ?

yes

Here, in the blurt thread of course.

 

[damppanties]

Dino <-- the queen of clueless-ness and oblivion.

She has a history of not knowing girls are interested in her even if they have been openly flirting with and dropping hints to her, until they tell her, or grab and kiss her.

Those have actually happened.

You need me in your life! I have set up two of my friends with people they were totally clueless were interested in them. One couple was together for 7 years, the other is now married to each other.

 

[Safe_Bet]

yes

Dino <-- the queen of clueless-ness and oblivion.

She has a history of not knowing girls are interested in her even if they have been openly flirting with and dropping hints to her, until they tell her, or grab and kiss her.

Those have actually happened.

Well don't either of you look at me! I'm still WAY too sweet, virginal and pure to give that talk... :freakin' angel smilie:

ETA: Dino, I think Dampy is right... You two would make the perfect couple!

 

[FatDino]

Well don't either of you look at me! I'm still WAY too sweet, virginal and pure to give that talk... :freakin' angel smilie:

ETA: Dino, I think Dampy is right... You two would make the perfect couple!

*water spew*

Bwahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

Btw, did anyone ever tell you we were once engaged?