JagFarlane
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i always fuck awake
well there was this one guy who was a bit tiny and a lot boring, i almost drifted off during that one
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rgraham666
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It wasn't me.i always fuck awake
well there was this one guy who was a bit tiny and a lot boring, i almost drifted off during that one
hollyocks
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TheeGoatPig
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Why am I up already?
I'm in the same boat, but oh what a great boat to be in with you three lovely ladies
MagicaPractica
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But when the mist is in the gloamin and all the clouds are holdin still...
tickledkitty
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Yup. I figured we'd get around to money sooner or later.
rgraham666
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To honor Independence Day, I'll keep my mouth shut.
MagicaPractica
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Sometimes I wonder why I try and I want to give up. I am drained.
rgraham666
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*HUGS* Don't do that. You have no idea what will happen next.
Wouldn't want to miss anything important or fun, would you? 
Wouldn't want to miss anything important or fun, would you?
MagicaPractica
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*HUGS* Don't do that. You have no idea what will happen next.
Wouldn't want to miss anything important or fun, would you?
The problem is I feel powerless to duck the next blow. I'm whipped, and not in a good way.
TheeGoatPig
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I have to stop going there. Every time I do I feel like I don't exist, or that I am not good enough. But I am am good enough, and I am pretty sure that I do exist.
Where did my brain go?...
Where did my brain go?...
rgraham666
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It's sad, how many of my stories I can't read anymore. Sigh.
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TheeGoatPig
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So I was changing my flat tire for the donut in my car. That was flat too...
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TheeGoatPig
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Lyrics for Psychostick - "Two Ton Paperweight"
My car is a PIECE OF SHIT!
I wanna drive you off a cliff
Watch you crash into a ravine
For the things you did to me, you...
STUPID CAR!
I wanna make myself a pipe bomb
Blow yer damn engine back to hell
Where I know you're from.
Piece of JUNK!
You aren't even worth the tow
To a junkyard or a place
Where you'd sit and lay to waste, I...
WISH YOU'D DIE!
Oh nevermind, you always do.
Could you tell me how much longer it will be
Until I'm rid of you?
I wish that you'd just get hit by lightning (or something)
My confidence in you is sold with every part I buy
I guess I'm just a sucker with a lemon
So pucker up and kiss another paycheck goodbye!
You leak more than a newborn baby
I change you oil all the time but STILL you need some more
Your fluid puddles come in assorted colors
Such wonderous variety of problems galore
Will there be a time
When I know I can drive
Without my car breaking down?
And will I ever see
It start consistently
Without the pain and the suffering
My car is a PIECE OF SHIT!
I ought to give you a swift kick
In the muffler, in the tire
Or where ever I desire you...
STUPID CAR!
You never get me very far when
You decide driving to the store is a mortal sin
PIECE OF CRAP!
I guess you want a piece of me
Since you're leaving all your pieces
In the middle of the street
You heap of JUNK!
I don't know what I'm gonna do
I just hope that I don't have to take another day of driving you
I swear you must be older than my grandma (and she's dead)
The fact you run at all is quite a mystery to me
Your miles are approaching seven digits
May God have mercy on the soul that's holding the key
I'm guess I'm just a little angry
But for some reason, getting stranded kinda chaps my hide.
You probably think I'm slightly overreacting
Has your car ever made you think about suicide?
My car is a PIECE OF SHIT!
I wanna drive you off a cliff
Watch you crash into a ravine
For the things you did to me, you...
STUPID CAR!
I wanna make myself a pipe bomb
Blow yer damn engine back to hell
Where I know you're from.
Piece of JUNK!
You aren't even worth the tow
To a junkyard or a place
Where you'd sit and lay to waste, I...
WISH YOU'D DIE!
Oh nevermind, you always do.
Could you tell me how much longer it will be
Until I'm rid of you?
I wish that you'd just get hit by lightning (or something)
My confidence in you is sold with every part I buy
I guess I'm just a sucker with a lemon
So pucker up and kiss another paycheck goodbye!
You leak more than a newborn baby
I change you oil all the time but STILL you need some more
Your fluid puddles come in assorted colors
Such wonderous variety of problems galore
Will there be a time
When I know I can drive
Without my car breaking down?
And will I ever see
It start consistently
Without the pain and the suffering
My car is a PIECE OF SHIT!
I ought to give you a swift kick
In the muffler, in the tire
Or where ever I desire you...
STUPID CAR!
You never get me very far when
You decide driving to the store is a mortal sin
PIECE OF CRAP!
I guess you want a piece of me
Since you're leaving all your pieces
In the middle of the street
You heap of JUNK!
I don't know what I'm gonna do
I just hope that I don't have to take another day of driving you
I swear you must be older than my grandma (and she's dead)
The fact you run at all is quite a mystery to me
Your miles are approaching seven digits
May God have mercy on the soul that's holding the key
I'm guess I'm just a little angry
But for some reason, getting stranded kinda chaps my hide.
You probably think I'm slightly overreacting
Has your car ever made you think about suicide?
Gizzmotick
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You're late. And I can't help wondering what's going on.
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I could actually get this thing done today!
who wants to bet I'll goof off and play video games instead?
The kitten ate a Transformer today.
Just saying.
Trombonus
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The kitten ate a Transformer today.
Just saying.
*cries*
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Trombonus
A bit older, a lot wiser.
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No, she just knocked him over.
It was a teeny version of Optimus.
*breathes a sigh of relief*
Don't scare me like that!
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Like my son doesn't have enough?
Actually, he probably doesn't. There are so dang many of those things!
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