Isolated Blurt Thread

[Trombonus]

No gold in the microwave.

No aluminum foil either.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'm glad she's at peace... only the people left behind have to suffer, now.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I'm being punished for something. I don't know what, or how to rectify it, but I am definitely being punished for something.

In March, I dropped my car off for new tires and brakes. Just after getting the car back from that, the fuel pump broke. Then after fixing that, I had to drop it off for new tie rods. Of course shortly there after I find that I need transmission work, and the rear differential fixed. I got it back on Monday evening, and now one of my tires is popped this morning (I'm pretty sure it popped last night on the drive home, but I didn't confirm until this morning).

I am so pissed right now. I just want to pack my car in plastic explosives and implode the fucking thing.

 

[damppanties]

No aluminum foil either.

I didn't accidentally discover that last night.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

*hides* my family is giving me a right freaking headache with all of their mess. Much more and I'm going to scream the entire state down when we get off that plane. And there may be some people having my boots surgically removed from their asses and I intend on wearing spiked ones just so it hurts more!

 

[DesertPirate]

*hides* my family is giving me a right freaking headache with all of their mess. Much more and I'm going to scream the entire state down when we get off that plane. And there may be some people having my boots surgically removed from their asses and I intend on wearing spiked ones just so it hurts more!

*Hugs*


Want to borrow my cowboy boots?

 

[Chantilyvamp]

*Hugs*


Want to borrow my cowboy boots?

can you fit some spurs to them and maybe I can manage to shove the whole boot in then? That way they'd know just what a pain in the ass feels like!

 

[DesertPirate]

can you fit some spurs to them and maybe I can manage to shove the whole boot in then? That way they'd know just what a pain in the ass feels like!

I like your style!

I too have relatives that could use that

 

[Gizzmotick]

I just have to remember... it's all only words on my computer screen.

 

[Trombonus]

I didn't accidentally discover that last night.

*smacks forehead*

 

[Misty_Morning]

whoohoo! no work till monday morning!

 

[mansome]

whoohoo! no work till monday morning!

same here........ Let's dance....

 

[Guest]

same here........ Let's dance....

A few more errands, including getting fireworks with the kids (more fun than an errand) and we are so there! Woo hoo!

 

[rgraham666]

I want my faith back.

 

[damppanties]

*smacks forehead*

*smacks your forehead too*

 

[Chantilyvamp]

please brits dont take offense I am insane atm ...

Okay, only because of the town I live in, I have the sudden urge to have an american flag painted on my ass and run down the street telling them we kicked you ass and yours and yours and yours.

And no i probably won't and I have no intention of being tacky and mean with it. They just drive me batty here in this town sometimes and I would love to make their eyebrows stand on end. And yes my thoughts do turn juvenile with it! I can tell you of at least 3 houses that I would love to teach their owners what toilet-papering houses means

And I'm getting such a giggle from the thought of their reactions that its making my day much much better.

And for all the wonderful brits I love to pieces *hugs loads*. Why the hell couldn't I have moved next to you lot?

 

[Trombonus]

*smacks your forehead too*

Brat.

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

She makes me see the stars.

 

[tickledkitty]

I've had it.

 

[oggbashan]

Okay, only because of the town I live in, I have the sudden urge to have an american flag painted on my ass and run down the street telling them we kicked you ass and yours and yours and yours.

And no i probably won't and I have no intention of being tacky and mean with it. They just drive me batty here in this town sometimes and I would love to make their eyebrows stand on end. And yes my thoughts do turn juvenile with it! I can tell you of at least 3 houses that I would love to teach their owners what toilet-papering houses means

And I'm getting such a giggle from the thought of their reactions that its making my day much much better.

And for all the wonderful brits I love to pieces *hugs loads*. Why the hell couldn't I have moved next to you lot?

We all have some neighbours like that. It's not a Brit thing alone.

Try living in Austria or Switzerland. They'd drive your screaming out of town with their ideas of correctness.

Criticising Brits as a whole is not a good idea. We are the US's most constant allies. Locally we are mourning yet another local soldier killed in Afghanistan.

And when did you kick our ass anyway? The War of Independence? You needed help from the French and the Native Americans. (and a considerable amount of incompetent English generalship. We do incompetent generals rather well.)

The war of 1812? We burned Washington and the White House. John Paul Jones wanted to burn an English port but his matches wouldn't light in English rain...

Since then both countries have behaved as civilised neighbours and later as allies.

We'll forgive you for wanting to shock your neighbours. However it will take much more than that. Last week 200 people plunged naked into the sea nearby as an "Art" event. Most passers-by didn't care.

Og

 

[SemiColon]

When I get my life back I promise to never to give up who I am for someone else, never to let someone else control me, and to stop giving my power away.

 

[OzoneRed]

When I get my life back I promise to never to give up who I am for someone else, never to let someone else control me, and to stop giving my power away.

“I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.”

~Ayn Rand, "Atlas Shrugged". Read it. Or better yet, read "The Fountainhead"

 

[Chantilyvamp]

We all have some neighbours like that. It's not a Brit thing alone.

Try living in Austria or Switzerland. They'd drive your screaming out of town with their ideas of correctness.

Criticising Brits as a whole is not a good idea. We are the US's most constant allies. Locally we are mourning yet another local soldier killed in Afghanistan.

And when did you kick our ass anyway? The War of Independence? You needed help from the French and the Native Americans. (and a considerable amount of incompetent English generalship. We do incompetent generals rather well.)

The war of 1812? We burned Washington and the White House. John Paul Jones wanted to burn an English port but his matches wouldn't light in English rain...

Since then both countries have behaved as civilised neighbours and later as allies.

We'll forgive you for wanting to shock your neighbours. However it will take much more than that. Last week 200 people plunged naked into the sea nearby as an "Art" event. Most passers-by didn't care.

Og

First off I wasn't criticizing brits as a whole by no means just the snobs in this town who don't like americans and don't mind saying shitty things to me and who don't mind mocking me or making fun of me. And I did mention that there are many UK people that I adore. Criticizing one town does not constitute all of britain as I have gone back and checked that I said this town only.

To top it off I have to go to a big do with the family on sunday and every year that I must go I am put through the paces by many people as to how the americans have ruined everything for them. And when they get done with that one I get to listen to how all the foreigners that have come into the country have ruined everything for them. And how we get everything for free.
And I want to yell at them that I pay my way including my part for my healthcare.

So forgive me if I'm a little wound up but I have heard twice this week in this town (again i said this town) some nice comments about those crappy americans and how we are ruining britain.

And I did say 'only because of the town I live in'. I haven't been treated this badly out of this county. Okay so maybe I should have said this town only and not the rest of the UK but I really thought it would be taken as the people in this town only.

And it is not their correctness that bothers me. It's the outright snobbery and rudeness. So if you like to come tell the lot of them that we are allies then feel free but I bet they argue with you and try to convince you what demons all americans are.

I'm not wanting to fight with anyone but for christ sake I did not criticize all brits! Fuck I married a brit and love him to bits.

And I'm sorry for the loss of your soldier as I am for all of the soldiers in many countries who have lost their lives and I'm not quite sure how its come about that my comments about one town and my thoughts have brought about me being made feel guilty about that.

And right now I really wish I wasn't living here so thank you for increasing that. If people want tolerance so damn bad maybe they should practice showing it.

edit~ and yes I'll probably get flamed to hell and back for getting pissed off or even opening my damn mouth in the beginning. And I did hope the other brits wouldn't take offense but in no way am I asking forgiveness for anything I have said. Shock the neighbors, probably not the real reason, no i just want to give them something real to have a go at me about.

 

[oggbashan]

I'm happy to tell anyone that we are allies with the US, and how much we owe them particularly for World War II. And I'd argue with them if they didn't agree.

How can we Brits refuse to accept foreigners? We're mongrels made up of people from everywhere. I can trace my family back to 1326 but the family tradition is that we were Belgians who fled to England in 55 BC after winning, then losing, battles with Julius Caesar's troops.

I'm sorry that you face such hostility. Maybe it's a small town mentality?

I'm sad for the loss of our local soldier. I'm also sad for the loss of so many US soldiers as well.

As far as I'm concerned you are welcome to stay in Britain as long as you like. I hope that your stay will be happier. After all, you pay UK taxes every time you buy something so you are paying your way. So is every immigrant who is here.

I hope you'll accept an apology for making you feel worse.

I'd rather make your neighbours feel ashamed of themselves. I'm ashamed that they are Brits.

Og

 

[Katyusha]

I'm being punished for something. I don't know what, or how to rectify it, but I am definitely being punished for something.

In March, I dropped my car off for new tires and brakes. Just after getting the car back from that, the fuel pump broke. Then after fixing that, I had to drop it off for new tie rods. Of course shortly there after I find that I need transmission work, and the rear differential fixed. I got it back on Monday evening, and now one of my tires is popped this morning (I'm pretty sure it popped last night on the drive home, but I didn't confirm until this morning).

I am so pissed right now. I just want to pack my car in plastic explosives and implode the fucking thing.

CARS...are fucking...AGGRAVATING. Do NOT get me started on CARS.