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Chantilyvamp
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I hate flying ants and i am tired of vacuuming the bastards and all the ant powder. I want that room back and am declaring war on them!
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I hate flying ants and i am tired of vacuuming the bastards and all the ant powder. I want that room back and am declaring war on them!
*knock at door, large swarthy man in dark glasses, pin-stripe suit, black shirt and white tie, carrying a violin case*
Was youse da one who called for da extoiminatah, lady?
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lesbiaphrodite
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I'm going to disembowel my boss if he doesn't leave me alone.
Chantilyvamp
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glitter and carpets do not mix, and i even vacuumed the culprit 3 year old as much as she protested and giggled
mansome
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glitter and carpets do not mix, and i even vacuumed the culprit 3 year old as much as she protested and giggled
SO true... I'm a catering manager at a hotel.... Sundays the porters come in and pray last night wasn't a glitter or confetti party when they have to clean the ballrooms...
DesertPirate
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TheeGoatPig
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I had so much to eat at lunch... It still wasn't enough...
(I have been so hungry this past year)
Belegon
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She took an early flight, yes?
yes...
Imp is here, safe, sound and delicious...
Belegon
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Put your pants back on till you leave the airport!
who has been feeding you lies?
I don't wear pants unless there is company.
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Makes me smile that does. Makes me a little envious too.
Belegon
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Glad to hear it.
Kisses to you both.
Makes me smile that does. Makes me a little envious too.
He fed me a carne asada burrito, which -- in case there is any confusion -- cannot be found authentically anywhere else in the world. It is unique to San Diego. Don't even bother to try to hunt the elusive beast elsewhere. Oh, and it was wrapped in an authentic tortilla, too.Color me IMPressed.
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P.S. My redneck palate may be unrefined, but damned if it didn't taste a lot like the burrito I got at La Casa in Morgantown.
damppanties
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oggbashan
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Radioactive
I've just had to dispose of some radioactive waste.
I asked my local council. They referred me to the local waste tip.
The waste tip operators said "No problem - just put it with the light bulbs".
The light bulbs and my radioactive waste will be collected by a specialist waste disposal contractor.
My dangerous radioactive waste?
A faulty smoke alarm. There's less radioactive material in it than I used to wear on my wrist when I had a watch with luminous hands.
But then from early childhood to early adulthood I was close to or in Naval Dockyards which had nuclear submarines, masses of asbestos and other now-considered deadly materials. I don't think my faulty smoke alarm added to my risk.
My father also spent many years in Naval Dockyards. He survived hale and hearty until a couple of weeks before dying at age 96.
Modern risks seem overstated.
Og
PS. Yes - I replaced the smoke alarm within hours of testing it and finding it faulty. I used to test it weekly and it is one of three in my house.
I've just had to dispose of some radioactive waste.
I asked my local council. They referred me to the local waste tip.
The waste tip operators said "No problem - just put it with the light bulbs".
The light bulbs and my radioactive waste will be collected by a specialist waste disposal contractor.
My dangerous radioactive waste?
A faulty smoke alarm. There's less radioactive material in it than I used to wear on my wrist when I had a watch with luminous hands.
But then from early childhood to early adulthood I was close to or in Naval Dockyards which had nuclear submarines, masses of asbestos and other now-considered deadly materials. I don't think my faulty smoke alarm added to my risk.
My father also spent many years in Naval Dockyards. He survived hale and hearty until a couple of weeks before dying at age 96.
Modern risks seem overstated.
Og
PS. Yes - I replaced the smoke alarm within hours of testing it and finding it faulty. I used to test it weekly and it is one of three in my house.
mansome
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Holy shit was that a nasty storm.....
hail the size of quarters ....... I'm safe. I hope the rest of the people in my area are too..
There's pics I took of the hail n such on the thread I just posted below....
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=599339
hail the size of quarters ....... I'm safe. I hope the rest of the people in my area are too..
There's pics I took of the hail n such on the thread I just posted below....
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=599339
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JagFarlane
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Ugh ready to just crash for the night. But no...gotta run to the airport to pick up one of the roomies I don't like -sigh- I'm too nice
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All I want is to wrap myself around her and make love all through the night.
voluptuary_manque
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Color me IMPressed.
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P.S. My redneck palate may be unrefined, but damned if it didn't taste a lot like the burrito I got at La Casa in Morgantown.
Funny, I can get them any time I want clear up here and I'm a good two hour drive from San Diego.
MagicaPractica
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Sometimes I don't understand the things men do. Sadly, I do understand what you did. And if I were seriously looking, I'd probably be quite ticked off at you stringing me along while you decided whether you wanted to get serious with her. I don't think that was fair to either of us. I'm glad I found out sooner rather than later. It doesn't reflect well on you.
damppanties
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