TxRad
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Tequila. Lots of it.
Oh, and friends who keep you busy enough you don't have time to remember.
*Grabs quart bottle*
*poke poke*
Hey gorgeous
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*Grabs quart bottle*
*poke poke*
Hey gorgeous
Chantilyvamp
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I like it. My next one will be in the same area as you. A tribal thing all in black that they husband designed.
voluptuary_manque
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I like body paint better, especially if it's whipped cream based.
TheeGoatPig
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It means someone at the cookie factory has a sick sense of humor?
It means that your future is what you make of it?
It means that you have no future, and everything that happens from now on is a figment of your imagination?
*Grabs quart bottle*
*poke poke*
Hey gorgeous
*runningleapingtacklehugs*
Tex! It's been too long. Do you think a quart is enough? I was thinking gallon-size.
I'm not so sure I have the personality to carry off a tattoo. I've seen some designs that are fascinating, though. Especially Maori tribal designs.
It means someone at the cookie factory has a sick sense of humor?
It means that your future is what you make of it?
It means that you have no future, and everything that happens from now on is a figment of your imagination?
I like the way you think.
You're a shot of optimism this morning; I didn't know I needed it, but after reading this I realized I did. Thank you. P.S. I used to play a joke on whomever I was eating Chinese with: When the fortune cookies came, and we each took a turn reading our fortunes aloud, I would always "read" something like "Time to order more fortune cookies."
JagFarlane
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*runningleapingtacklehugs*
Tex! It's been too long. Do you think a quart is enough? I was thinking gallon-size.
LOL got the Patron Silver...when we doin this?
TheeGoatPig
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I like the way you think.
Hehehe, you just got a shot of optimism from the most pessimistic forumer here
(kidding)
voluptuary_manque
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*runningleapingtacklehugs*
Tex! It's been too long. Do you think a quart is enough? I was thinking gallon-size.
I'm not so sure I have the personality to carry off a tattoo. I've seen some designs that are fascinating, though. Especially Maori tribal designs.
I like the way you think.
P.S. I used to play a joke on whomever I was eating Chinese with: When the fortune cookies came, and we each took a turn reading our fortunes aloud, I would always "read" something like "Time to order more fortune cookies."
Mine used to say "Help, I'm a prisoner in a Chinese Cookie Factory. Call Police!"
Oooh, Patron. *licks lips* That stuff is so smooooth.
Hehehe, you just got a shot of optimism from the most pessimistic forumer here
I think you're an optimist hiding in a pessimist's clothing.
Mine used to say "Help, I'm a prisoner in a Chinese Cookie Factory. Call Police!"
LOL! I'm remembering that for next time!
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Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
LordMithras
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So many lovelies...so little time to flirt. Too bloody bad.
Chantilyvamp
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Chantilyvamp
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Something is burning outside. The smoke that filled the house is enough to make it hard to breath. I've ran around and closed all the windows and made sure it wasn't the house attached to ours.
TheeGoatPig
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Woohoo! I got paid today! always a good thing
Although my boss was just telling me that he owes me for another four months (two this year, two last year), that he says he will try to get to me next week or the week after. That will be a nice chunk of change to add to my savings account
Although my boss was just telling me that he owes me for another four months (two this year, two last year), that he says he will try to get to me next week or the week after. That will be a nice chunk of change to add to my savings account
TheeGoatPig
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I think you're an optimist hiding in a pessimist's clothing.
Well, I do always hope for the best, even when expecting the worst
voluptuary_manque
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That's the disadvantage to being a optomist. They can never be pleasantly surprised!
TxRad
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*runningleapingtacklehugs*
Tex! It's been too long. Do you think a quart is enough? I was thinking gallon-size.
I'm not so sure I have the personality to carry off a tattoo. I've seen some designs that are fascinating, though. Especially Maori tribal designs.
Oh yeah, just my kind of greeting.
There's a private lable that i had a chance to sample the last time I was in Laredo, I'll have to see if I can finagle a bottle. Two worms, not waiting.
Hmmm, on your white skin, a tribal design would just be beautiful if it wasn't to bold. Add a little red and yellow highlight and wow.
Personality wise you have no problem with anything.
Chantilyvamp
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oh dear god I'm studying law for the next 4 sections of my computer class! *bangs head on the desk*
*bangs head on the desk*
damppanties
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He joked with me!
He likes me!
Exclamation!
He likes me!
Exclamation!
The_Fool
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He joked with me!
He likes me!
Exclamation!
He'd a been a dumbass otherwise....
rgraham666
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How can someone not like you?He joked with me!
He likes me!
Exclamation!
oggbashan
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He joked with me!
He likes me!
Exclamation!
But is he good enough for our Dampy?
We joke with you.
We like you, we love you.
We don't need exclamations...
Og
Chantilyvamp
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my eyes are all droopy,
I'm starting to sag
I swear I saw snoopy
stealing the money bag
I suck at poetry so
I'll fly the white flag
(yes I've lost the plot but at least I'm laughing) Nighty night lit
I'm starting to sag
I swear I saw snoopy
stealing the money bag
I suck at poetry so
I'll fly the white flag
(yes I've lost the plot but at least I'm laughing
) Nighty night lit
sophia jane
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Good news! I think we found my g-spot this weekend!
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