Isolated Blurt Thread

[DesertPirate]

It must be really hard to fart into a bottle in a moving car... Can you imagine what would happen if the road got a bit bumpy?

That's almost as bad as the guy with hairy legs lighting one while wearing shorts

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

We're having a bath...and the party across the alley is providing the music...

 

[The_Fool]

Need to go to Lowes and get some stuff for some projects. Need to go to the grocery store and get some meat to smoke tomorrow. I am feeling carnivorous. Are my canines growing longer?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I should be recording a martial arts demo video in the next couple of weeks. I will most likely record two. An open hand demo, and a weapon demo. should be fun.

 

[rgraham666]

Today is one of those days where if you don't like the weather, wait ten minutes, it will change.

Although so far we haven't had snow. Thank Christ.

 

[tickledkitty]

Now the endless screaming.

 

[impressive]

Five 10-year-old girls on 9 acres is four 10-year-old girls too many or 500 acres too few.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Okay, this is getting singularly unpleasant. Nap time.

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

It is curious to me that what some people deem as romantic, I deem as simply banal.

 

[Tarakin]

I don't know why I can't just be left alone. That's all I want. Is that so hard?!

Nooooo, I don't want bronchitis.

Now the endless screaming.

* Hugs *

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Me: I bet, if you ate MY chili, it would...er...
Misty: Burn a hole in my rectum?
Me: yeah!
Misty: i mean another one...wait...my rectum IS a hole!!

*evil sniiiiicker*

 

[curiositykitten]

I don't know why I can't just be left alone. That's all I want. Is that so hard?!

It's not so great being alone either, hun.
Hugs!
CK

 

[curiositykitten]

I feel invisible in a crowded world.

 

[Edward Teach]

Now the endless screaming.

It's better at sunset, ain't it.

 

[Edward Teach]

I feel invisible in a crowded world.

 

[tickledkitty]

It's better at sunset, ain't it.

Eddie!

No. Apparently, bedtime for little beasties is later than I thought.

 

[carsonshepherd]

My ignore list will soon be bigger than Jesus. Adieu, asswipes. *waves buh-bye*

 

[MagicaPractica]

Ah, like a rabid dog, "bark, bark, gnash, bark."

 

[FatDino]

Sport-car's-backseat sex.

ETA: I mean, that's what I want.

 

[Katyusha]

The time has come...

...to start riding my bike to work.

 

[bluebell]

But some thoughts are like lightning. Sudden, brilliant and beautiful.

Heartily agreed. But with these particular thoughts, I'm finding them trapped.
Bottlenecked and without a patient audience to wait for them (myself included). So.

 

[damppanties]

Heartily agreed. But with these particular thoughts, I'm finding them trapped.
Bottlenecked and without a patient audience to wait for them (myself included). So.

Wha..? Much alluding blueness. Don't tax pea brain.

 

[tickledkitty]

..........

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Five 10-year-old girls on 9 acres is four 10-year-old girls too many or 500 acres too few.

Try 4 11 year old girls in 2400 square feet.

 

[Equinoxe]

Multiblurt, and yet none of it Lit related

1. June. *faint*
2. There is something pure about monophony.
3. Repetition in quotation: "Un sot trouve toujours un plus sot qui l'admire."
4. If it is an Irish folk song and it mentions love, it doesn't end well.
5. Jareth the Goblin King
6. "'Tis much better to do a little with certainty..."
7. It would keep away Trolls. [Note: that is actual Trolls, not the internet sort.]