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Chantilyvamp said:
rob, thee:kiss::rose::heart:

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?














Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob!:D

Yeah alright I've tipped the scales and finding my amusement in juvenile jokes:D
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Well I am quite low-brow, so keep 'em cummin ;)
 
scheherazade_79 said:
Does that count as farting in the elevator? :confused:
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My brother used to fart into a bottle and then torment me with it, threatening to open it in my face. Those looooooooooong trips to the beach were sheer hell. I'm sure my parents would agree.

Entropy overheard that tale and is now mercilessly tormenting the Diva de Chaos with the same antics. *sigh*
 
I shouldn't have opened that second bottle of wine.
The first one wasn't even half full so I figured what harm can it do?
*bleah*
 
Just got the 20 year high school reunion invitation in the mail.......

I'm actually excited.... :)
 
mansome said:
Just got the 20 year high school reunion invitation in the mail.......

I'm actually excited.... :)
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Went to my 40th about four years ago. Rode back to my old home town on the motorcycle. Walked in to the place they were holding the meet and greet, took one look around and wondered who the hell all these old people were.

I spent an hour or so listening to all the surgery, hospital, and aches and pains stories. Got back on the bike and rode across town to check out the old titty bars of my youth. the weekend was much better that way.

Anyway, all the people i really wanted to see were either dead or missing. I guess that says something about the people I used to hang with. :D
 
I came I saw I kicked some ass
The pain I cause it makes me laugh
'cause the way I do my thing is strange
I just inject myself into your veins, yeah
 
Why? Just why? Why now and not then?

Is it that fun to mess around with my head?
 
TxRad said:
Went to my 40th about four years ago. Rode back to my old home town on the motorcycle. Walked in to the place they were holding the meet and greet, took one look around and wondered who the hell all these old people were.

I spent an hour or so listening to all the surgery, hospital, and aches and pains stories. Got back on the bike and rode across town to check out the old titty bars of my youth. the weekend was much better that way.

Anyway, all the people i really wanted to see were either dead or missing. I guess that says something about the people I used to hang with. :D
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Skipped my 30th 4 years ago. Saw all 5 of ones I cared to see 6 months earlier. :D
 
yui said:
Maggot says I can't not answer anyone without answering everyone. Hence the multiquote. I like that ... multiquote ... multi-yui. ;)
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I say alot of things. How is it that you can remember them and I never can?

multi pass :D

I've missed you, my sweet:kiss::heart::rose:
 
tickledkitty said:
You can still see they've posted though. That sucks. I think it should make them completely disappear forever.
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If nobody replies, they will disappear. No, wait. I take that back. Some of them would just keep posting; they never pay any attention to replies anyway.

They can write but they can't read. I didn't know that was possible until I joined Lit. It's some kind of idiot savant thing.

Eddie The Enlightened
 
Edward Teach said:
If nobody replies, they will disappear. No, wait. I take that back. Some of them would just keep posting; they never pay any attention to replies anyway.

They can write but they can't read. I didn't know that was possible until I joined Lit. It's some kind of idiot savant thing.

Eddie The Enlightened
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Thank you, Eddie, darling. That explains a lot. :kiss:
 
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