Isolated Blurt Thread

[carsonshepherd]

So tired of feeling tired!

* snuggles *

 

[OhMissScarlett]

well, that was a strange trip.

 

[Guest]

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"

"No, I don't," said the little boy.

"OK, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work."

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out!
It's a piece of ass!"

 

[scheherazade_79]

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"

"No, I don't," said the little boy.

"OK, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work."

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out!
It's a piece of ass!"

If you guys had any idea what your kids report to their teachers, you probably wouldn't be nearly as composed as you are.

To some extent I miss parents' evening. It was always very interesting putting faces to names

 

[Dontgiveup]

If that someone can't leave your mind even for an hour then you tell me what it is ?

Never far from my thoughts and never long before you appear in them.

 

[FatDino]

Have I mentioned I hate hot weather?

 

[damppanties]

Have I mentioned I hate hot weather?

No. Never. You do? That's surprising...

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Have I mentioned I hate hot weather?

Never...

Dino says (23:10):
*locks door...takes shirt off* i. hate. this. weather!

 

[FatDino]

No. Never. You do? That's surprising...

Shut up.

Grace: kick...kick...kick

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Can we fast forward through September, please? And while we're at it, let's skip the whole of winter. I can handle a few snow days, but only a few. And then let it be April again.

And let me feel sunshine - everywhere. I don't want the cold, and I don't want the rain and I don't want darkness.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Can we fast forwards through September, please? And while we're at it, let's skip the whole of winter. I can handle a few snow days, but only a few. And then let it be April again.

And let me feel sunshine - everywhere. I don't want the cold, and I don't want the rain and I don't want darkness.

Find a little light in life everyday sweet, some warmth while your at it. I bet you'll find all that you need to survive a bitter unforgiving winter if you just look inside. If you need any help or gentle nudges, remember i have roses for you

 

[FatDino]

Can we fast forward through September, please? And while we're at it, let's skip the whole of winter. I can handle a few snow days, but only a few. And then let it be April again.

And let me feel sunshine - everywhere. I don't want the cold, and I don't want the rain and I don't want darkness.

I'll give you all the sunshine in my years. I want cold, gloomy weather.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Find a little light in life everyday sweet, some warmth while your at it. I bet you'll find all that you need to survive a bitter unforgiving winter if you just look inside. If you need any help or gentle nudges, remember i have roses for you

I want the real thing.

I'll give you all the sunshine in my years. I want cold, gloomy weather.

I'll take it.

Sunlight = growth. And that's what I need. I think.

 

[FatDino]

I'll take it.

Sunlight = growth. And that's what I need. I think.

Good. I don't even need you to sign a contract, I'll just gather all the sunshine together and Fed-Ex it to you.

 

[Guest]

Can we fast forward through September, please? And while we're at it, let's skip the whole of winter. I can handle a few snow days, but only a few. And then let it be April again.

And let me feel sunshine - everywhere. I don't want the cold, and I don't want the rain and I don't want darkness.

move here

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

I want the real thing.

When i next go to India, i'll bring you bac an indian summer for a winter solstice present, that ok?

 

[damppanties]

When i next go to India, i'll bring you bac an indian summer for a winter solstice present, that ok?

If she wants Indian sunshine I can give it to her right now, but does she want it?

 

[FatDino]

If she wants Indian sunshine I can give it to her right now, but does she want it?

This sounds so....................

 

[damppanties]

This sounds so....................

What?

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Good. I don't even need you to sign a contract, I'll just gather all the sunshine together and Fed-Ex it to you.

I wonder what kind of insurance do you take out on traveling weather?

move here

The States? I'd go insane! It's not for me.

When i next go to India, i'll bring you bac an indian summer for a winter solstice present, that ok?

I can get that from South Africa, too. Well, technically it won't be an Indian summer, but it would be during our winter solstice in the Uk. Does that make sense?

If she wants Indian sunshine I can give it to her right now, but does she want it?

Don't talk about me as if I'm not in the room!

 

[damppanties]

Don't talk about me as if I'm not in the room!

Ok. Do you want Indian sunshine?

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

I can get that from South Africa, too. Well, technically it won't be an Indian summer, but it would be during our winter solstice in the Uk. Does that make sense?




Don't talk about me as if I'm not in the room!

yes it makes sense, and i was about to say that to Dampy too lol

tell us about Italy then?! *hands in chin. eagerly awaiting tall tales *

 

[reignophelia]

today I had my 12 week appointment, it would be fine if it was morning sickness. Maybe it is in a different way. It comes and goes every couple of days, it doesn't just last for a little while it lasts for hours. Threatening to dehydrate me. I went to the store and got some pedialite, that seems to be helping. Before that I did watered down gatorade to rehydrate me, while it is cheaper the pedialite is designed for nausea so I figured I'd give it a try this time and we'll see how it goes.

Some people do have sporadic morning sickness. Mine lasted for 14 weeks. Normally it stops at the end of the first trimester (I'm sure you know), when you're just about done needing those pregnancy hormones from that temporary cyst on your ovary because you're done with the basic building of the placenta.

I don't want to scare you, but I've talked to women who had morning sickness all the way up through the second trimester. - Needed IV fluids and the works. Definitely keep yourself hydrated! My OB had a nurse on call for all sorts of questions and concerns that us crazy pregnant ladies had. I'm proud to say that I only called them twice. *giggle*

I hope you feel better soon!

-R

 

[FatDino]

I wonder what kind of insurance do you take out on traveling weather?

I'm not sure what it's called, but if they lose the sunshine package, they'll have to ship you over here or me over there. I think shipping me over there would work better. Your daughter and I would be running around the house long and fast enough to produce heat for all winter. Kids from age 4 to 10 just love playing with me.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Ok. Do you want Indian sunshine?

Bring it on.

yes it makes sense, and i was about to say that to Dampy too lol

tell us about Italy then?! *hands in chin. eagerly awaiting tall tales *

I ate too much pasta, and I walked for more than 12 hours each day - I can't get enough of Rome. It's Incredible on so many levels. And I need to go back soon.

I have no words to describe the experience.

I'm not sure what it's called, but if they lose the sunshine package, they'll have to ship you over here or me over there. I think shipping me over there would work better. Your daughter and I would be running around the house long and fast enough to produce heat for all winter. Kids from age 4 to 10 just love playing with me.

This made me think of -

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless but not for long
The future is coming on, is coming on, is coming on