Isolated Blurt Thread

[Fallenfromgrace]

I recieved a txt as i was leaving work today that stopped me dead in my tracks and made my mouth hang open so wide that you could probably fit a house in it.

needless to say it rendered me grinning from ear to ear, with my imagination going a mile a minute.

within a few seconds i had a 'just got in the shower and im all wet' misty on the phone feigning ignorance.

 

[FatDino]

How can I translate this phrase???

 

[Adi87]

Sometimes... too much knowledge is disastrous.

 

[Guest]

6 year old: And now, we shall have the battle of the spaceman vs the Undead!!
7 year old: No, silly, that was LAST week's episode. We have to change it to make sure it's current!!
5 year old: What's current mean?
6 year old: It's really strong water
5 year old: Like Vodka?
7 year old: Yeah. Now I'm the witch and the Mummy. Who are you all?
6: I wanna be Ellen from the Ellen show.
5 year old: I just wanna be me.
7 year old: But you can't BE you. Cause you're ALREADY you. That's like silly. Do something magical like have the power to see ghosts or make people freeze into a block of ice.
5 year old: Well I have super magical powers already!
6 year old: Are we gonna argue or play? The sun's not waiting for anyone!

*they run off in their Robin Hood costumes*

I my kids.

and they love you

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

:jumps in fem's lap, gives quick hug and smooch just because, jumps back out, and tries to go back to work:

 

[damppanties]

Don't they know what 'feedback' means?

 

[Guest]

:jumps in fem's lap, gives quick hug and smooch just because, jumps back out, and tries to go back to work:

jumps up and down

 

[scheherazade_79]

jumps up and down

Keep jumping. Let me sit on your lap...

 

[Belegon]

Australian accent plus southern drawl = South Boston that would put Ben Affleck to shame...

who knew?

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

*strokes sexy new camera attachments*

oh...you sexy 28-70mm camera lens...

oh you even sexier 70-210mm camera lens...

you gorgeous lens filter and lens cap...

oh you undeniably delicious new camera bag...

oh and you wonderfully naughty free rolls of 400 ISO film...

*sigh*

i spent £80 on camera equipment today. But i guess its better than forking out £300 for it all

i swear...camera equipment, stationary and art supplies are my secret fetishes.

:nod:

 

[FatDino]

I am not friends with her ^^^^^^^^

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

I am not friends with her ^^^^^^^^

Nope, just my future sister in law.

i am SOOOO tempted to PHOTOGRAPH my new PHOTOGRAPHY equipment.

 

[damppanties]

*strokes sexy new camera attachments*

oh...you sexy 28-70mm camera lens...

oh you even sexier 70-210mm camera lens...

you gorgeous lens filter and lens cap...

oh you undeniably delicious new camera bag...

oh and you wonderfully naughty free rolls of 400 ISO film...

*sigh*

i spent £80 on camera equipment today. But i guess its better than forking out £300 for it all

i swear...camera equipment, stationary and art supplies are my secret fetishes.

:nod:

*jumps off second floor window*

 

[FatDino]

Nope, just my future sister in law.

i am SOOOO tempted to PHOTOGRAPH my new PHOTOGRAPHY equipment.

So does that mean I can consummate my love for your didi now?

And pls, calm down, we don't want you to get off on your new lens........it's kinda hard to wash.

 

[damppanties]

So does that mean I can consummate my love for your didi now?

What are you asking her for?

 

[FatDino]

What are you asking her for?

Cuz I knew you would just say yes. And what's the fun in that?

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

This:

*jumps off second floor window*

resulted from this:

Dampy says (20:57):
You!
Fallon Grays says (20:57):
been tryna add you with Dino...
Fallon Grays says (20:58):
but then got distracted by my new camera equipment which is soooo sexy
Dampy says (20:58):

Dampy says (20:58):
you like camera equipment better than me?
Dino has been added to the conversation.
Dampy says (20:58):
ok. fine
Dino says (20:58):
what?
Dampy says (20:58):
i'll just go and jump off something
Dampy says (20:58):
fine!
Fallon Grays says (20:58):
no, i just got dstracted by its beauty
Dampy says (20:58):
goodbye cruel world!
Dino says (20:58):
wth did you do to dampy, grace?
Dino says (20:59):
why are you jumping?
Fallon Grays says (20:59):
yday Dino was upset coz i didnt want to speak to her whilst taking pics, i did in the end though
Fallon Grays says (21:00):
now todayDampy is jumping off somethg coz she thought i love my sexy camera equipment more than her
Dampy says (21:01):
its a good enough reason

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

So does that mean I can consummate my love for your didi now?

And pls, calm down, we don't want you to get off on your new lens........it's kinda hard to wash.

LIKE HELL IT DOES!

and shut it lol! *snigger*

 

[damppanties]

LIKE HELL IT DOES!

You don't want me to be happy!

*jumps out of third floor window*

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

You don't want me to be happy!

*jumps out of third floor window*

I do, just not in public lol...

here...*throws you a hijab, burqa and niqab* put it on.

 

[FatDino]

I do, just not in public lol...

here...*throws you a hijab, burqa and niqab* put it on.

Who said we'd do it in public?

 

[cloudy]

Who said we'd do it in public?

you exhibitionists...I swear.

 

[FatDino]

you exhibitionists...I swear.

I never said I'd do anything in public.

 

[damppanties]

you exhibitionists...I swear.

We're innocent.

Fallen, we don't do it in public. Hmph!

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

you exhibitionists...I swear.

*clears throat*

Sahiba,

It seems that the buttons on your shirt are undone.

Oh, my mistake, i apologise, there is a distinct lack of this garment we call a 'shirt'.

Never mind, you and your breasts must pay an entry fee of $4 each, so that is $12, thank you.