Isolated Blurt Thread

[Roxanne Appleby]

There's a tribe out there, somewhere in sub-sahara anthropological Vana land, who's primary Goddess is the cupcake.

And she symbolises sex, sensuality, and all that is sacred.

Their gods must not be crazy. Really seem to got their shit together, in fact.

 

[bluebell]

I am pathetically, miserably and inexorably in love with the idea that I should be able to (and sometimes will) write people the most touching letters and have them not want to barf after reading them.
In fact, they like them.
Maybe they even cry.

I can't help it! All I want is to tell people when I think they're awesome or beautiful in some unearthly way and it just comes out looking like "sap sap sap, slobber slobber goop."

Where am I again?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Sometimes cream filling is just cream filling.
- Sigmund Freud

 

[_Lynn_]

I'm tired of my ISP disconnecting me tonight.

Two times is enough, regardless of how rare it is.

 

[MrsDeathlynx]

I'm tired of my ISP disconnecting me tonight.

Two times is enough, regardless of how rare it is.

*hugs*

 

[Guest]

well fuck

 

[slyc_willie]

well fuck

An offer? Or a curse?

 

[MrsDeathlynx]

*hugs for fem*

 

[damppanties]

16 hours!

 

[MrsDeathlynx]

I am now just a little upset (insert sarcasm at the word little), be thankful I'm not vindictive, be very thankful...

 

[unpredictablebijou]

That was much better. Keep up the good work.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

Apparently not. I am, it seems, the anti-christ.

If all the other issues in my life weren't enough, I'm ill. I have a pain in my chest and know not what it is. I've booked a doctor's appointment, but I won't lie, I'm scared as hell. It's the "I'm only 40 something, please let it be something not serious" factor.

With my luck though, it's probably cancer.

And ultimately, no-one will care again.

Someone always cares...we just cant always see who that someone is.

 

[Guest]

well fuck

*hugs*

 

[FatDino]

well fuck

*hugs*

 

[FatDino]

16 hours!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

When you see Abs again, as her what I do with cupcakes.

Render me powerless...*shiver*.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

oh for the love of god, I am not telling you what wrong with me anymore than you are telling me what the fuck is wrong with you so please just drop it unless your willing to open that fucking trap of yours and actually speak to me! I am not having another one sided conversation for the rest of the week. I refuse

 

[Nirvanadragones]

6 year old: And now, we shall have the battle of the spaceman vs the Undead!!
7 year old: No, silly, that was LAST week's episode. We have to change it to make sure it's current!!
5 year old: What's current mean?
6 year old: It's really strong water
5 year old: Like Vodka?
7 year old: Yeah. Now I'm the witch and the Mummy. Who are you all?
6: I wanna be Ellen from the Ellen show.
5 year old: I just wanna be me.
7 year old: But you can't BE you. Cause you're ALREADY you. That's like silly. Do something magical like have the power to see ghosts or make people freeze into a block of ice.
5 year old: Well I have super magical powers already!
6 year old: Are we gonna argue or play? The sun's not waiting for anyone!

*they run off in their Robin Hood costumes*

I my kids.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

6 year old: And now, we shall have the battle of the spaceman vs the Undead!!
7 year old: No, silly, that was LAST week's episode. We have to change it to make sure it's current!!
5 year old: What's current mean?
6 year old: It's really strong water
5 year old: Like Vodka?
7 year old: Yeah. Now I'm the witch and the Mummy. Who are you all?
6: I wanna be Ellen from the Ellen show.
5 year old: I just wanna be me.
7 year old: But you can't BE you. Cause you're ALREADY you. That's like silly. Do something magical like have the power to see ghosts or make people freeze into a block of ice.
5 year old: Well I have super magical powers already!
6 year old: Are we gonna argue or play? The sun's not waiting for anyone!

*they run off in their Robin Hood costumes*

I my kids.

Brilliant.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I shouldn't have eaten that.

 

[scheherazade_79]

6 year old: And now, we shall have the battle of the spaceman vs the Undead!!
7 year old: No, silly, that was LAST week's episode. We have to change it to make sure it's current!!
5 year old: What's current mean?
6 year old: It's really strong water
5 year old: Like Vodka?
7 year old: Yeah. Now I'm the witch and the Mummy. Who are you all?
6: I wanna be Ellen from the Ellen show.
5 year old: I just wanna be me.
7 year old: But you can't BE you. Cause you're ALREADY you. That's like silly. Do something magical like have the power to see ghosts or make people freeze into a block of ice.
5 year old: Well I have super magical powers already!
6 year old: Are we gonna argue or play? The sun's not waiting for anyone!

*they run off in their Robin Hood costumes*

I my kids.

 

[SensualCealy]

My butt is sore, I need a new computer chair! lol
C

 

[Chantilyvamp]

aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Opening email this morning I thought they might be taking grammar lessons:

lesbians licking ass
asian queen showing her hot body

But then there was this more typical "invitation":

sex-starved vuv asian uqv Lesbian oov Gets bjs Topless!

 

[Dontgiveup]

so fucking horny its unreal