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rgraham666 said:
I'm such a bullshitter. :D

I just got a call from a telemarketer. They told me "I'd been pre-selected for a free dance lesson."

I told them, "I lost both legs to a mine in Vietnam. So I don't do a lot of dancing."

:devil:

you and i are so going to have to meet one of these days!
 
rgraham666 said:
I'm such a bullshitter. :D

I just got a call from a telemarketer. They told me "I'd been pre-selected for a free dance lesson."

I told them, "I lost both legs to a mine in Vietnam. So I don't do a lot of dancing."

:devil:
That happened to an old friend of mine a few years ago. He showed up at the dance studio in a wheelchair. The young lady at the desk wasn't sure what to do when he presented the letter for his free lessons. She went to get her Boss.

When the Boss who was also the instructor showed up. Bill was putting his prosthetic legs on. Needless to say there was quite a bit of embarrassment on everyones part except Bill.

He took the free class.
 
cloudy said:
I've got the fucking headache from hell.

Ah ... so that's where it went. I woke up with it, but after four advils, several glasses of water and lying still in a dark room, it snuck away. Just let me finish up one or two more things and you can send it back to me ...
 
femininity said:
semi naked works for me.
try it :cool:
It's been decided.

Yellow sleeveless and cream capris. :cool:

Semi-naked is in question for later of the night. We'll see what happens.
 
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