Isolated Blurt Thread

[Misty_Morning]

Hee hee. Wrong thread.

hahahahahaha...ok then......see what I get when I try to post on lit AND text someone at the same time.

 

[cloudy]

I'm hungry. Imagine that.

 

[Guest]

posted with permission

Vana: Sorry if I'm typing slow. I only have one hand free. And barely.
Fem: dare i ask??
Vana: And my fingers are sticky.
Fem: oh god ............ what the fuck are you up to and with who??
Vana: And my keyboard is wet . . .
Fem: good god woman!!
Vana: and my entire mouth is coated in sweet juices
Fem: are u trying to kill me?
Vana: It's dripping down my chin and my neck
Fem: stop it bitch. what the fuck are you doing?
Vana: Eating watermelon.




i 'd say you can tell a lot by the way a woman eats her watermelon

 

[cloudy]

posted with permission

Vana: Sorry if I'm typing slow. I only have one hand free. And barely.
Fem: dare i ask??
Vana: And my fingers are sticky.
Fem: oh god ............ what the fuck are you up to and with who??
Vana: And my keyboard is wet . . .
Fem: good god woman!!
Vana: and my entire mouth is coated in sweet juices
Fem: are u trying to kill me?
Vana: It's dripping down my chin and my neck
Fem: stop it bitch. what the fuck are you doing?
Vana: Eating watermelon.




i 'd say you can tell a lot by the way a woman eats her watermelon

I'm southern. We invented watermelon....in fact, there's one on the back porch now. Let your mind wander.

 

[Guest]

I'm southern. We invented watermelon....in fact, there's one on the back porch now. Let your mind wander.

vana says it's soft and wet.

 

[cloudy]

vana says it's soft and wet.

It is.

And sweet, and sticky and juicy, and I like mine with a little bit of salt.

 

[RogueLurker]

It is.

And sweet, and sticky and juicy, and I like mine with a little bit of salt.

I do believe its time to update my grocery list ...

 

[Guest]

I do believe its time to update my grocery list ...

dont forget the salt

 

[RogueLurker]

dont forget the salt

No salt ... that's a southern thing

I like it natural.

 

[cloudy]

No salt ... that's a southern thing

I like it natural.

Cantaloupe's good too, so's honeydew.

 

[Guest]

No salt ... that's a southern thing

I like it natural.

no brazillian then?

 

[RogueLurker]

Cantaloupe's good too, so's honeydew.

Heh ... nice melons ... heh.


(i'm channelling a 10 year old boy today)

btw, I prefer cateloupe over honeydew.

 

[RogueLurker]

no brazillian then?

and now I've got a rather odd image in my head of a large green watermelon with a "landing strip". This may put me off watermelon for a bit ...

 

[Guest]

and now I've got a rather odd image in my head of a large green watermelon with a "landing strip". This may put me off watermelon for a bit ...

bwhahahaha!!!!

 

[cloudy]

btw, I prefer cateloupe over honeydew.

Me, too.

 

[RogueLurker]

Me, too.

Looks like quite the menu if we ever meet up - poutine, bannock and canteloupe.

 

[cloudy]

Looks like quite the menu if we ever meet up - poutine, bannock and canteloupe.

We'll just say we're "eccentric authors."

 

[Chantilyvamp]

There are times in my life that I act/say incredibly stupid things and tonight might just be one of those crowning moments. Shit I feel 2 right now.

 

[cloudy]

The jasmine growing in my front yard smells so wonderful.

 

[Guest]

i want watermelon

 

[cloudy]

i want watermelon

get your ass over here. I'll share.

 

[damppanties]

The jasmine growing in my front yard smells so wonderful.

Love how it smells too.

 

[cloudy]

Love how it smells too.

It's pretty, too.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I would like to write Chapter 2 - My muse has decided to take the day off for that much effort, but she's willing to earn her keep for tiny stuff. I don't want tiny though... I want big! *growls at muse*

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I have a big poker tournament next Saturday. I don't feel like I'm ready for it. This is the first time I have felt this out of place going to one, even though aside from the last two weeks, I have been playing at my best the past few months.