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laugh out fucking loud!!!!impressive said:I wonder if he got hit on at the airport.![]()
starrkers said:OK, mum. I know I ruined your life by having the nerve to be born and have been nothing but a disappointment to you my whole life, no matter how many hoops I jumped through for you. And I know you're old, but do you really have to be such a bitch to your grandkids?

starrkers said:OK, mum. I know I ruined your life by having the nerve to be born and have been nothing but a disappointment to you my whole life, no matter how many hoops I jumped through for you. And I know you're old, but do you really have to be such a bitch to your grandkids?

carsonshepherd said:Hmmm. Turns out it was an homage to Blake. And I thought he was just being a tool.![]()
She doesn't even have Alzheimer's as an excuse.BlackShanglan said:Ugh. My sympathies. My aunt nursed both of her in-laws through Alzheimer's - the in-laws who refused to speak to their son for forty years because he married her, and who would occasionally have a moment of clarity in which to tell her, "I never liked you." I know it's not a delightful message, but some people never do learn. On the other hand, everyone around my aunt learned a great deal about the heroic person she is. I think she did come to recognize that the Alzheimer's was just the last moment of a lifetime of self-willed madness; nothing really to do with her. Just broken people snarling around like injured bears.
Shanglan
starrkers said:She doesn't even have Alzheimer's as an excuse.

why do you think i'm still here baby?Nirvanadragones said:Today, the "If you love something, set it free" philosophy is grating me.
If you want something, if you really want it with all your heart, you work for it. You focus, and you concentrate and commit, and you sacrifice and you do everything you can - more importantly - you do everything you have to do, to get what you want.
That's what you do, if you want something. That's the way the world works. It's the only way. And even then, you can't be sure that you will succeed.

MrsDeathlynx said:How come my boobs don't look all nice and perky and together and as sexy as everyone else's...? *sighs*
Must. Resist. Urge. To. Make. Smart. Ass. Comment!!!MrsDeathlynx said:How come my boobs don't look all nice and perky and together and as sexy as everyone else's...? *sighs*

Go ahead, I double dog dare you.deathlynx said:Must. Resist. Urge. To. Make. Smart. Ass. Comment!!!![]()

Must be the wrong braMrsDeathlynx said:How come my boobs don't look all nice and perky and together and as sexy as everyone else's...? *sighs*

Could be because your "type 2 japanime ski-slope boobs" sag to your knees?MrsDeathlynx said:Go ahead, I double dog dare you.![]()

MrsDeathlynx said:How come my boobs don't look all nice and perky and together and as sexy as everyone else's...? *sighs*
MrsDeathlynx said:How come my boobs don't look all nice and perky and together and as sexy as everyone else's...? *sighs*