Isolated Blurt Thread

[maggot420]

she dances like the sex vixen she is.



vana - - - *groan* want me to go with you?

pretty please?

I suspected as much...(prolly fantasized a bit too)
And how do you dance, dearest Fem?

 

[Guest]

I suspected as much...(prolly fantasized a bit too)
And how do you dance, dearest Fem?

as close to her as possible

 

[maggot420]

as close to her as possible

your taste in the physicality of movement impeccable as to be expected in one so eloquent, full of grace and sensual in spirit.

 

[starrkers]

Why, whenever I'm squiffy enough to want to play, is there no one to play with?

 

[maggot420]

Why, whenever I'm squiffy enough to want to play, is there no one to play with?

Tag...you're it.

 

[Guest]

your taste in the physicality of movement impeccable as to be expected in one so eloquent, full of grace and sensual in spirit.

thanks babe


but i'm actually just a horny dyke

 

[rgraham666]

thanks babe


but i'm actually just a horny dyke

Close enough.

 

[maggot420]

thanks babe


but i'm actually just a horny dyke

You are most welcome and umm...it's so much hotter when you say it.

I think I should not have any more expressos this morning.

 

[carsonshepherd]

How long are you going to be angry at me? You have to forgive me and let it go. You know as well as I do that I'm not entirely at fault. We're in this together and we have to stay that way - you can't cut me off when I need you most. You can't keep punishing me. I can't stand it. I'm more miserable that you won't talk to me than I am about what actually happened.

 

[RogueLurker]

okay ... packed, repacked, and packed again. got my tickets, the house is in reasonable order, got my printouts, got three books, MP3, gum ... what the hell am I forgetting?!?!

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Food is not an effective substitute for sex.

I have decided that this was inaccurate. Just to clarify, since I made this statement, I have come to the realisation that I am severely orally fixated right now. Even more so than usual. I can't keep anything out of my mouth. So the large amounts of food I've been chewing is not a substitute. I just need to use my mouth and have something in it. Naturally it would be better if it was used for more pleasurable purposes, but anything goes right now.

Having said that, I still don't believe that food is an effective substitute for sex. Not that it really matters, considering my current state of being.

 

[Guest]

CARO! *points at Dino's 'wake up and back to bed blurts'*

cuteness.

*giggles*

Yea...wake up and back to bed...AND..."questions"

*pictures Dino with the msn confused smiley look too*

 

[FatDino]

*giggles*

Yea...wake up and back to bed...AND..."questions"

*pictures Dino with the msn confused smiley look too*

My eyes were closed most of the time when I typed that post. Only opened to see if there was any typos.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I want to be where the sun warms the sky
When it's time for siesta you can watch them go by
Beautiful faces, no cares in this world
Where a girl loves a boy, and a boy loves a girl

*snigger*

 

[Chantilyvamp]

OMG...you should see the packet of toys that just arrived. I see the hubby has been raiding the sex shop again! *I won't say I'm not pleased, cos that would just be telling fibs*

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I was going to mope about something, but I forgot what it was after two pages of reading.

*mopes anyway*

 

[Adi87]

I want to be where the sun warms the sky
When it's time for siesta you can watch them go by
Beautiful faces, no cares in this world
Where a girl loves a boy, and a boy loves a girl

*snigger*

isn't this La Isla Bonita by Madonna???

 

[rgraham666]

Some people are like Slinkys. Not good for much but you can't help but smile when you push them down the stairs.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Some people are like Slinkys. Not good for much but you can't help but smile when you push them down the stairs.

LOL!!!!!!!!!

I needed that laugh...

 

[Chantilyvamp]

Some people are like Slinkys. Not good for much but you can't help but smile when you push them down the stairs.

LMFAO ...oh hon, i'm never going to look at a slinky the same way. I'm always going to be seeing who it is I'd like to see pushed down the stairs.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Oh, now I remember my blurt.

I don't know how to flirt. Not well anyway.

When I was younger (back when starting school as a child), I was made to feel like eye contact was a mistake to be avoided at all costs. I didn't start breaking this habit until a few years ago, and I'm still struggling with looking people (especially attractive women) in the eye.

I also don't have much to say most days. Most of my hobbies don't mesh well with female tastes (video games, heavy metal, martial arts).

 

[Guest]

Some people are like Slinkys. Not good for much but you can't help but smile when you push them down the stairs.

ROTFL!

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Some people are like Slinkys. Not good for much but you can't help but smile when you push them down the stairs.

Anyone else reminded of this?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

blurt #1- Never complain that it's so dull, that's just inviting some stupid bullshit to happen.

blurt #2- Yes, I am mean. And, no, I don't care what you think, because I'm MEAN.

 

[McKenna]

It always seems like an oxymoron when I see a BMW decked out with muddied bicycles and camping gear.