Isolated Blurt Thread

[Fallenfromgrace]

She is discussing art with my daughter. And they're doing their own Impressionist works in pastels. I don't exist to them right now.

Pastels are the bane of my existance- creatively speaking that is. They dont like me

So glad they're having fun with it though bet they look great together

come spend time with us while they go off and be all arty

 

[Chantilyvamp]

*NEWSFLASH* Snow white has been chucked out of Disney Land. She was reported 2 have pulled up her skirt, sat on Pinnochio's face and shouted, 'LIE BASTARD LIE'

(couldnt be bothered to find the joke page )

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

*NEWSFLASH* Snow white has been chucked out of Disney Land. She was reported 2 have pulled up her skirt, sat on Pinnochio's face and shouted, 'LIE BASTARD LIE'

(couldnt be bothered to find the joke page )

!

 

[rgraham666]

And if he tells lies and then the truth, she doesn't have to do any work.

 

[Vermilion]

You know how girls get all up in arms about men having lesbian fantasies? Well I totally get it - I have fantasies about two men together.
Sometimes.
Hrmm... this really is a blurt, isn;t it?

 

[Chantilyvamp]

You know how girls get all up in arms about men having lesbian fantasies? Well I totally get it - I have fantasies about two men together.
Sometimes.
Hrmm... this really is a blurt, isn;t it?

Hey cool blurt to me...then again I have ones with 2 girls and then the 2 boys as well...double the fun that way ya know Or maybe I've watched that damn gum commercial to much.

 

[Vermilion]

I *love* PMH

I just made that up. It's short for 'Post Menstrual Horniness'
Watch out Fiance... here I come!

 

[neonlyte]

Just returned from visiting the accountant... I swear she gets more cute as the weather warms up. 35C outside, over 70C in the car until the A/C kicked in.

Good result, signed off 2006 accounts without too much tax pain. Oh... and the gas supply company turned up to do the installation, only eight months late - after not showing for two months, we switched to all electricity. I wanted to put photovoltaics on the new roof but there is a three year waiting list!

 

[Vermilion]

Aww - that rat washing its face was quite cute...

 

[FatDino]

Watch out Fiance... here I come!

You...come?

Try not to drown him, 'kay?

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

She is discussing art with my daughter. And they're doing their own Impressionist works in pastels. I don't exist to them right now.

That's a good kind of nonexistance. (Kind of like zen? )

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Hugs to Mrs. DL.

 

[TxRad]

Much like the extended and graphic toruture scenes of Saw III, these threads are making me nauseous. Why, oh why, do I keep following those links to the latest posts, when I know I should avert my eyes?

It's that bad car wreck thing... you don't want to look but you don't want to miss anything.... It's what has kept soap operas on top all these years....

Anyway it's fun playing pin the tail on the jackass....

 

[Vermilion]

You...come?

Try not to drown him, 'kay?

More likely to be death by smothering tbh
x
V

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Oblivion is not such a bad place to be.

 

[FatDino]

Oblivion is not such a bad place to be.

Um...











Stop it, Dino. You've been in very good behaviors.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Oblivion is not such a bad place to be.

Oblivion rocks

I spend most of my life there. When I actually find out what's going on in the real world, it's always a bit of a disappointment.

Stay oblivious

 

[Guest]

Oblivion is not such a bad place to be.

its the planet next to denial and its not somewhere you'd like to be babe

 

[Stella_Omega]

Why aren't we having fun today?
GRR!

 

[scheherazade_79]

I can't believe you're making me do a 200 mile round trip because you're "too tired" to drive 10 minutes up the road and pick up what's mainly your stuff

You've had all day off work... All you ever do is sleep these days. What's going on?

 

[McKenna]

Today I called a cop a jackass. To his face. After he cited me for an "unsafe lane change". He claimed I cut him off too close, which forced him to slam on his brakes. I know I did not do this. This vindictive jackass used his badge for revenge against a perceived slight.

Me. A citation. I haven't had a citation in 15 years, not since I was 19. And when I got cited that time, I knew I was speeding, the cop knew I was speeding, so I didn't fight the ticket. I remained calm, I accepted my punishment as justly due. In fact, that cop thanked me for being so polite and for being such a good sport. He thanked me!

Fifteen years without a citation. I am not an unsafe driver.

In fact, the jackass tailed me for two blocks before pulling me over, during which I stopped at a crosswalk for pedestrians. Is this the action of an unsafe, self-centered, offensive driver?! NO. I used my signal, I made a lange change.

Now all of a sudden I have an urge to flip off every cop I see. That cop who pulled me over needs to learn to be a bit more objective in his police work, remove his personal feelings from the situation, enforce the law --not his hurt pride. What an ass.

Grrr.

 

[FatDino]

Damn it, now I know McK is ten years older than I thought she was.

 

[cloudy]

Today I called a cop a jackass. To his face. After he cited me for an "unsafe lane change". He claimed I cut him off too close, which forced him to slam on his brakes. I know I did not do this. This vindictive jackass used his badge for revenge against a perceived slight.

Me. A citation. I haven't had a citation in 15 years, not since I was 19. And when I got cited that time, I knew I was speeding, the cop knew I was speeding, so I didn't fight the ticket. I remained calm, I accepted my punishment as justly due. In fact, that cop thanked me for being so polite and for being such a good sport. He thanked me!

Fifteen years without a citation. I am not an unsafe driver.

In fact, the jackass tailed me for two blocks before pulling me over, during which I stopped at a crosswalk for pedestrians. Is this the action of an unsafe, self-centered, offensive driver?! NO. I used my signal, I made a lange change.

Now all of a sudden I have an urge to flip off every cop I see. That cop who pulled me over needs to learn to be a bit more objective in his police work, remove his personal feelings from the situation, enforce the law --not his hurt pride. What an ass.

Grrr.

That's what 99% of the cops here are like. Of course, this county did make a Time article a few years back about the most corrupt justice systems/police forces in the country.

 

[FatDino]

How could I be so stupid? How could I miss Grey's Anatomy Season Finale last night?!

 

[Emperor_Nero]

How could I be so stupid? How could I miss Grey's Anatomy Season Finale last night?!

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