Isolated Blurt Thread

[Stella_Omega]

Come here. I'll whisper it in your ear. Let it flow all you want then.

*blissful shudder*

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Please, I'm begging you all....

If I ever again say I'm going shopping at the local wherehouse store on a Friday afternoon...

...shoot me.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Please, I'm begging you all....

If I ever again say I'm going shopping at the local wherehouse store on a Friday afternoon...

...shoot me.

If the company is based in Bensonville, Arkansas you might want to reconsider shopping there at all...

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

I am not very familiar with this forum and I'm not sure where to post this, so if anyone could paste it where it might be more appropriate, please do that. Jen asked me to post this. We haven't had internet in over a month, and she is consumed with teaching and passing her classes, she hasn't had the chance to visit lit at all. She can't do it at school obviously. We are also currently hounded to pay bills we never received, and we are fighting out internet supplier because they have been harrassing us quite a lot. I don't know if she mentioned this when she could post still but we have had trouble for months. We are both very pissed off but do not have the money right now to switch to another company when we are still dealing with this one. I occasionally get the chance to use the internet so until Jen has an opportunity to come back I can relay messages. She has been worried because apparently there are some things on here that she should be taking care of or managing and she feels extremely bad that she can't be there. I don't know much about this. She is in the final stretch of teaching and about to graduate and can barely make time to take a breath sometimes.

I don't ever post on message boards and Jenny told me to use proper grammar under penalty of death, so please don't tell her if I didn't.

S.

This was a good place to post, and I've copied this to In/Out board.

Best wishes to you both.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

If the company is based in Bensonville, Arkansas you might want to reconsider shopping there at all...

Meaning Sam's Club? No, I avoid that place like the plague.

 

[CeriseNoire]

Why must all falling bits of food land in my cleavage?

 

[deathlynx]

Why must all falling bits of food land in my cleavage?

So someone can have fun and collect them?

 

[MagicaPractica]

*chuckle* God I love this song.


Adelaide's Lament Lyrics
It says here:
The average unmarried female
Basically insecure
Due to some long frustration may react
With psychosomatic symptoms
Difficult to endure
Affecting the upper resperatory tract.

In other words, just from waiting around for that plain little band of gold
A person can develop a cold.

You can spray her wherever you figure there's streptococci lurk
You can give her a shot for whatever's she's got, but it just won't work
If she's tired of getting the fish eye from the hotel clerk
A person can develop a cold.

It says here:
The female remaining single
Just in the legal sense
Shows a neurotic tendancy, see note: (looks at note)
Chronic organic symptoms
Toxic or hypertense
Involving the eye, the ear, the nose, and throat.

In other words, just from worrying if the wedding is on or off
A person can develop a cough.

You can feed her all day with the vitamin A and the bromofizz
But the medicine never gets anywhere near where the trouble is.
If she's getting a kind of name for herself, and the name ain't his
A person can develop a cough.

And furthur more, just from stalling, and stalling,
And stalling the wedding trip
A person can develop la grippe.

When they get on that train to Niagara
And she can hear church bells chime
The compartment is air conditioned
And the mood sublime
Then they get off at Saratoga for the fourteenth time!
A person can develop la grippe,
La grippe.
La post nasal drip.
With the wheezes
And the sneezes
And a sinus that's really a pip!

From a lack of community property
And a feeling she's getting too old
A person can develop a bad, bad cold!
(ADELAIDE sneezes)

The real reason for the increase in allergies?

 

[Darklove666]

I don't really know if I can say this here, since it's a happy thought but....

Hugo Weaving is going to be the voice of Megatron in the Transformers movie!

(My av should explain why this is awesome news to me)

 

[ChristopherMaxwell]

I am still very much in love.

 

[jushorny]

It may take awhile, some may say too long, but I do catch on eventually

 

[joeys-game]

Real friends remain real friends always.

 

[maggot420]

Skanky bits of lettuce hardly ever get a proper lament....I'm gonna have to fix that some day.
But not today. This is definately not the day for odes to skanky bits of lettuce.

 

[scheherazade_79]

I'm so glad this is on your bill, not mine... I'd forgotten how difficult it is to listen to you. You talk in a monotone and never ever stop.

Let's just get together and fuck instead.

 

[maggot420]

You had me at "fuck off"

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I have a nice bottle of Chardonnay here. Is it so wrong to want that for breakfast?

 

[Guest]

why dont i say what i want to say?

 

[Vermilion]

*chuckle* God I love this song.


Adelaide's Lament Lyrics
It says here:
The average unmarried female
Basically insecure
Due to some long frustration may react
With psychosomatic symptoms
Difficult to endure
Affecting the upper resperatory tract.

In other words, just from waiting around for that plain little band of gold
A person can develop a cold.

You can spray her wherever you figure there's streptococci lurk
You can give her a shot for whatever's she's got, but it just won't work
If she's tired of getting the fish eye from the hotel clerk
A person can develop a cold.

It says here:
The female remaining single
Just in the legal sense
Shows a neurotic tendancy, see note: (looks at note)
Chronic organic symptoms
Toxic or hypertense
Involving the eye, the ear, the nose, and throat.

In other words, just from worrying if the wedding is on or off
A person can develop a cough.

You can feed her all day with the vitamin A and the bromofizz
But the medicine never gets anywhere near where the trouble is.
If she's getting a kind of name for herself, and the name ain't his
A person can develop a cough.

And furthur more, just from stalling, and stalling,
And stalling the wedding trip
A person can develop la grippe.

When they get on that train to Niagara
And she can hear church bells chime
The compartment is air conditioned
And the mood sublime
Then they get off at Saratoga for the fourteenth time!
A person can develop la grippe,
La grippe.
La post nasal drip.
With the wheezes
And the sneezes
And a sinus that's really a pip!

From a lack of community property
And a feeling she's getting too old
A person can develop a bad, bad cold!
(ADELAIDE sneezes)

The real reason for the increase in allergies?

It's funniest when sung in a *heacy* Noo Yoik accent
x
V

 

[damppanties]

I did the obligation bit yesterday and I just couldn't be bothered to do it again today. Sometimes, I won't do things for people and please understand, it's MY life and sometimes I want to do things for ME. So when I say no, I want the world to shut up and accept it. Thank you.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

I want chocolate.

I want ben n jerry's half baked.

I want bacon, or pot noodle or something.

I WILL be heading to the shops as soon as my parents leave.

I WILL be buying some of the above things.

I dont care.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

After 8 years of not working, I'm going to get my teacher's license recertified. I'm terrified... of both not getting hired and also of getting hired and being a failure.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

After 8 years of not working, I'm going to get my teacher's license recertified. I'm terrified... of both not getting hired and also of getting hired and being a failure.

Good luck to you on all accounts. *hugs*

 

[rgraham666]

After 8 years of not working, I'm going to get my teacher's license recertified. I'm terrified... of both not getting hired and also of getting hired and being a failure.

You'll be fine, Crim. *HUGS*

 

[joeys-game]

After 8 years of not working, I'm going to get my teacher's license recertified. I'm terrified... of both not getting hired and also of getting hired and being a failure.

Go for it Crim, you'll do just great, i'm psychic when it comes to these matters

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Thanks guys and gal.