Isolated Blurt Thread

[Guest]

Damn, how long does it take for fem to take a shower?

I've posted, had my shower, and now posted again...

but did u fuck yourself in the shower?

did you come twice??

i have to take my chances while the kids are gone

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I found bridesmaids dresses!!!!

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b376/marjolynustaris/ugly_dress.jpg

 

[Guest]

I'm a delicate flower.

wait is this vana posting as abs?

 

[scheherazade_79]

but did u fuck yourself in the shower?

did you come twice??

i have to take my chances while the kids are gone

You know what... that's like waving a two-course dinner under the nose of someone who's in a state of famine. Please tell me that you at least took photos for me?

 

[Guest]

Good shower, babe?

yes thanks but it freaks me out that my wedding and fart competitions are being discussed in the same thread

 

[scheherazade_79]

I found bridesmaids dresses!!!!

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b376/marjolynustaris/ugly_dress.jpg

Ok... which unlucky bitch is going to end up wearing the lampshade?

 

[scheherazade_79]

yes thanks but it freaks me out that my wedding and fart competitions are being discussed in the same thread

It wasn't me

Abs started it. I sent her 6 PMs telling her to stop, but she wouldn't let it drop

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Ok... which unlucky bitch is going to end up wearing the lampshade?

Grace.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

It wasn't me

Abs started it. I sent her 6 PMs telling her to stop, but she wouldn't let it drop

You did?? must have been another Abs.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Grace.

As long as we have a matching one for you

 

[scheherazade_79]

You did?? must have been another Abs.

It's an age thing, babe. Don't worry about it - we all get forgetful as the years wear on..

 

[scheherazade_79]

My dinner's in the process of being served to me. I'll be back shortly

 

[ABSTRUSE]

As long as we have a matching one for you

This is what Cloudy is wearing....so typical.

http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/dress-up/fancy/ladies/value/indian-woman.jpg

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Grace.

Cow.

I'm the best man

THIS is my outfit:

http://www.baronboutique.com/wedding_suit/mens_wedding_suit_6.jpg

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

This is what Cloudy is wearing....so typical.

http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/dress-up/fancy/ladies/value/indian-woman.jpg

She told me she was going to wear this

http://www.gothshop.com/img/inventory/18/1800011_sm.jpg

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Cow.

I'm the best man

THIS is my outfit:

http://www.baronboutique.com/wedding_suit/mens_wedding_suit_6.jpg

You don't have the balls to wear that.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

She told me she was going to wear this

http://www.gothshop.com/img/inventory/18/1800011_sm.jpg

Indians lie you know.
She was going to go traditional.

http://www.archives.gov/research/native-americans/pictures/images/indians-056a.jpg

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Indians lie you know.
She was going to go traditional.

http://www.archives.gov/research/native-americans/pictures/images/indians-056a.jpg

if she does, I want to be her date!

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

You don't have the balls to wear that.

I'm gonna be packing a new fancy strap on...balls enough for your liking?

not that its you that needs to like anything about it

 

[ABSTRUSE]

if she does, I want to be her date!

I'll cuff you to her.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I'll cuff you to her.

I owe you big time!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm gonna be packing a new fancy strap on...balls enough for your liking?

not that its you that needs to like anything about it

Hush you...I'm going for the Mum of the bride look....I would kill for the hat.

http://www.fiorisimo.com/images/motherCollection.jpg

 

[Vermilion]

I found bridesmaids dresses!!!!

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b376/marjolynustaris/ugly_dress.jpg

Well you can count me out then!

I'll do the flowers
x
V

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Well you can count me out then!

I'll do the flowers
x
V

Wuss.

Ok, you're in charge of flowers.

 

[Vermilion]

i found flowergirl outfits...

http://christopher.notworksafe.com/images/Lalablrn.jpg

x
V