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ABSTRUSE said:Use your hulk powers and kick it down.
My door-breaking technique is usually to slam my arse hard against it.
Do you think she'll mind if I break the lock? I'll make up for it in other ways
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ABSTRUSE said:
I know. It's wonderful, isn't it?
And not even 24 hours in the shower would make her any cleaner!
You know when you see filthy white vans, where someone's written: "I wish my girlfriend were this dirty"? This is why I want to date Fem - if I came across a van like that I could write: "You think this is dirty? It's nothing compared to the woman I'm seeing!"
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ABSTRUSE said:Arse of Steel!!!
Go for it!!!!!
And if the Arse of Steel fails, I can always try biological warfare and watch the paint peel and the hinges melt
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http://chir.ag/stuff/car.jpgscheherazade_79 said:I know. It's wonderful, isn't it?
And not even 24 hours in the shower would make her any cleaner!
You know when you see filthy white vans, where someone's written: "I wish my girlfriend were this dirty"? This is why I want to date Fem - if I came across a van like that I could write: "You think this is dirty? It's nothing compared to the woman I'm seeing!"
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ABSTRUSE said:
Why? George Bush has his hands full with Iraq and Iran at the moment - it's hardly as though he's going to invade Zadeworld
Pic - THAT'S IT! Exactly!
I have to marry Fem first before I can write something like that, though
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I'll give you away!!! and then you can leave together in the filthy van with beer cans strung up behind it.......and we'll stand there waving and sniffling.scheherazade_79 said:Why? George Bush has his hands full with Iraq and Iran at the moment - it's hardly as though he's going to invade Zadeworld
Pic - THAT'S IT! Exactly!
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I'll make the cake!!!cloudy said:
http://www.riehlworldview.com/carnivorous_conservative/images/wedding_cake.jpg
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ABSTRUSE said:
Can we have hash brownies as the bottom layer, please?
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cloudy said:
That could actually come in pretty handy
Where's Fem? It doesn't seem right that we're discussing this without her here.
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ABSTRUSE said:
Just make sure the strippers and poledancers and lapdancers arrive before we leave, because I haven't seen any before and it would be a shame to miss out
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Where's Fem, damn it?
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But of course!!scheherazade_79 said:Can we have hash brownies as the bottom layer, please?
I'm going to get a specially made topper...along this line maybe?
http://www.thumbprintkids.com/images/details/Baer/Baertopper.jpg
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ABSTRUSE said:
Is it edible? If so, I'll have the woman, please
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ABSTRUSE said:
I'm going to have to write her a letter on Dear X and push it underneath the bathroom door...
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ABSTRUSE said:
Can you do cakes in special shapes, too?
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