Isolated Blurt Thread

[lucky-E-leven]

ok, i know you'll cringe when i say this but when excited, theres nothing wetter than you and i'd gladly toss the liquid silk if i could bottle you.



im so damn romantic sometimes.

I am totally okay with that version of romance.

Got a bottle handy?

 

[Guest]

I am totally okay with that version of romance.

Got a bottle handy?

would that there could be a way to bottle you.


ok, thats sappy but i honestly mean it.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

would that there could be a way to bottle you.


ok, thats sappy but i honestly mean it.

If I could be bottled, could I also pretend I was a genie?

Gotta rub me the right way, baby.

 

[rgraham666]

Go to bed, you two.

 

[ChristopherMaxwell]

Would you believe that I just now discovered why I had no smilies and how to fix that problem?

 

[Vermilion]

This is unfair. I', hungover and I don;t even drink!
Must have been from breathing fiance's fumes all night, cos he did enough drinking for the both of us!
x
V

 

[Nirvanadragones]

And I miss you -
Like the deserts miss the rain . . .

 

[Guest]

you just make me wanna play

love the av Vana

 

[Nirvanadragones]

you just make me wanna play

love the av Vana

If you just put pen to paper

 

[Guest]

If you just put pen to paper

got that feelin' now see you later .................


there's something bout me
let's keep it moving
and if it's good lets just get something cooking
cus I really wanna rock with you
i'm feeling some connection to the things you do

 

[Nirvanadragones]

got that feelin' now see you later .................


there's something bout me
let's keep it moving
and if it's good lets just get something cooking
cus I really wanna rock with you
i'm feeling some connection to the things you do

Make your . . . move . . .

Can't we get a little closer?

 

[Guest]

Make your . . . move . . .

Can't we get a little closer?

rock it just like your supposed ta!


i don't know what it is
that makes me feel like this
no no gotta be gotta be a superstar
all eyes on you ohhh eyes on you
you make me wanna play

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

And I miss you -
Like the deserts miss the rain . . .

I love that song.



~~ blurt...i am frickin' tired. *grumble*

 

[The_Darkness]

Morning would be so much better if it didn't start until afternoon.

 

[maggot420]

Morning has broken
all over the lawn
Pieces and fragments
Of near dusk and dawn
Shattered and scattered
Will they drift away
Like the hopes and aspirations
Of a relentless new day

 

[_Lynn_]

Why do they have to start their laundry so early every Sunday???

 

[impressive]

Note to self: Always lead by example.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Mmmm. Amaretto coffee on a quiet Sunday morning with the house already clean and the laundry done. What could be better?

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

BLURT:

I hate kids with loud cars, and over-sized sports exhausts...especially when they park that car right outside my house, with the engine running, gunning the thing at intervals, while they wait for 'buddy' to come out of his house for the arranged lift.

The road is barely a pavement width from my wall, around 3ft, and everything in the house that isn't nailed down rattles every time he guns the gas pedal. And the exhuast outlet is approximately 2 feet from my door and letter box.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

I was asleep.......but that kind of woke me up. After what felt like forever, but was probably no more than a minute or two, I went downstairs, pulled back the curtain, rapped on the window; he (yes, 'he') turned and looked me straight in the eye, whilst talking on his mobile to said buddy. In explicit sign language, easy-to-read-facial expressions, and with steam coming out of my ears, I suggested he turn the engine off.

After looking at me as if I was mad, he shrugged his shoulders, gunned the engine again, making even the windows shake, and turned his head away from me to await the arrival of buddy.

I was about to go out and remove the keys from the ignition, dropping them down the nearest drain, when said buddy finally arrived. After much laughter and even more engine gunning, off the little dears drove in a roar of extra exhaust fumes.

I'm going to the beach for some calm.

Later.

Stuffing a potato up the tail pipe is a simple and diabolically appropriate solution to this problem. If they don't see you do it (adviseable) it could take quite a bit of diagnosis to determine why the car will not start or run - people usually look for problems at the front end of the system, not the back. Perhaps more suitable as a revenge tactic, which the malicious response to your reasonable request has earned.



EDITED TO ADD: I just realized I have responded to a 2 1/2 year old blurt. Mat, it must feel a bit like deja vu if you read this - a blast from the past. I clicked on the wrong link, obviously. But what the heck - my little solution to a long-past incident is still worth sharing with my friends.

 

[damppanties]

EDITED TO ADD: I just realized I have responded to a 2 1/2 year old blurt.

Rox, you feeling okay?

 

[scheherazade_79]

Rox, you feeling okay?

Sounds like a stressful day...

 

[Guest]

Rox, you feeling okay?

i miss seeing your av with YOU in it.
just sayin

 

[damppanties]

i miss seeing your av with YOU in it.
just sayin

Just for you, for a few minutes, I'll be me.

 

[MrsDeathlynx]

Mmmm. Amaretto coffee on a quiet Sunday morning with the house already clean and the laundry done. What could be better?

Not having to wake up 6 hours after I lay down to go to work...

 

[Guest]

Just for you, for a few minutes, I'll be me.

you should always be you. you're beautiful, inside and out.


thank you.