Isolated Blurt Thread

[ABSTRUSE]

Why does it smell like grilled cheese sandwiches in here?

Are you in a cafe?

 

[impressive]

Are you in a cafe?

Uh uh. Just Casa de Imp.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Uh uh. Just Casa de Imp.

Now I want a grilled cheese.....you bitch.

 

[impressive]

Now I want a grilled cheese.....you bitch.

With a chocolate Jesus on the side?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

With a chocolate Jesus on the side?

You've read my mind.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

*bangs head on wall*

For freaks sake, it said i only had to skim the article in question one, get to part e) of question one and it says right an essay on parts of it. Which means I need to go read the whole 9 page bloody freaking article that is boring enough to make all the insomniacs sleep without medication.

*yawns* It'll have to wait cant be half ass bothered to read that atm.

 

[inlovewithyourghost]

*crossing fingers... all of them*

please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, puuuuu-llllleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaasssssssse?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

 

[Vermilion]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Banoffee Pie caramel <licks spoon>
+ Caramel + cream + biscuit base = 1 very happy birthday boy
x
V

 

[ABSTRUSE]

please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, puuuuu-llllleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaasssssssse?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

I think you missed a please.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Stupid Youtube addiction.

I'm now watching Dynaman and Johnny Socko and his flying robot.....along with MXC.

 

[rgraham666]

Stupid Youtube addiction.

I'm now watching Dynaman and Johnny Socko and his flying robot.....along with MXC.

I'm enjoying the videos. I just watched Billy Joel's For The Longest Time and a video with Judy Colllins singing Send In The Clowns.

Did you ever watch that video of Edith Piaf I sent you?

 

[inlovewithyourghost]

I think you missed a please.

*counting....*

*gasp!*

Well I'll be. She's right....

PLEASE?!?!?!!?!?!??​

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm enjoying the videos. I just watched Billy Joel's For The Longest Time and a video with Judy Colllins singing Send In The Clowns.

Did you ever watch that video of Edith Piaf I sent you?

No, I didn't....wtf? can you send it to me again please?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*counting....*

*gasp!*

Well I'll be. She's right....

PLEASE?!?!?!!?!?!??​

I love when you beg.

 

[inlovewithyourghost]

I love when you beg.

Does that mean you WILL get that facelift? I KNEW if I just kept asking nicely...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Does that mean you WILL get that facelift? I KNEW if I just kept asking nicely...

Facelift yes..........Lipo NO!!!!

 

[inlovewithyourghost]

Facelift yes..........Lipo NO!!!!

WONDERFUL... we'll start with these, here....

http://www.peteranthonyholder.com/images/facelift.jpg

 

[ABSTRUSE]

WONDERFUL... we'll start with these, here....

http://www.peteranthonyholder.com/images/facelift.jpg

I think I need those for my breasts as well.

 

[inlovewithyourghost]

I think I need those for my breasts as well.

wait...
then what were these for...
*scratches head, mumbling to self*

http://www.blackmarketchicago.com/images/nipple-clamps/Adjustable-Alligator-Nipple-Clamps.jpg

 

[impressive]

wait...
then what were these for...
*scratches head, mumbling to self*

http://www.blackmarketchicago.com/images/nipple-clamps/Adjustable-Alligator-Nipple-Clamps.jpg

I wrote a Secret Santa piece about them thar thingies once.

 

[inlovewithyourghost]

I wrote a Secret Santa piece about them thar thingies once.

Please tell me that Santa wasn't the one Secretly wearing them? *shudders*

 

[impressive]

Please tell me that Santa wasn't the one Secretly wearing them? *shudders*

Heh. No.

I think it was on Mat & Cloudy's first Santa thread. Gonna have to dig that up & blog it, methinks.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

wait...
then what were these for...
*scratches head, mumbling to self*

http://www.blackmarketchicago.com/images/nipple-clamps/Adjustable-Alligator-Nipple-Clamps.jpg

I've been using them to keep my sweater closed

 

[Guest]

Ouch!

and that blurt is related to this thread.

 

[impressive]

I've been using them to keep my sweater closed

And here I thought they were for eyeglasses.