Isolated Blurt Thread

[The_Darkness]

I really despise getting shot in the testicles.

 

[slyc_willie]

Okay, I understand that you're going through a rough time right now. Divorce is never easy. But, Jesus H. Christ, lighten the fuck up, dude! I have taken you in, been your friend, given you a place to stay, listened to your story. The least you can fucking do is acknowledge my advice.

I'm nine years older than you! I've been through more shit than you have! I bounced back from having lost my wife and son, and you have the fucking audacity to lament, for days and weeks on end, how the world is ending because you're getting a God damned divorce?

Grow up, buck up, and get a pair of balls! Your wife is a selfish bitch, that much we both know, and whining about how terrible she is to you isn't going to solve anything. Be brave enough to accept that your life with her is over.

While this may sound cruel, find another God damned place to live, because I get NO privacy with you around!

And stop eating my M&Ms and smoking my cigarettes! Buy your own, damn it!

*huff*

 

[joeys-game]

I really despise getting shot in the testicles.

i gotta ask...what the fuck???

 

[The_Darkness]

i gotta ask...what the fuck???

Paintball.

Remember kids, you can't spell Paintball without PAIN.

 

[MrsDeathlynx]

*hugs slyc*

 

[damppanties]

Sudden declaration of love is a bit daunting.

 

[joeys-game]

Sudden declaration of love is a bit daunting.

but good..

 

[_Lynn_]

I wish My mind would stop~~it's after 3am and I should really be asleep. **sigh**

 

[damppanties]

but good..

When you get comfortable with it, yes.

 

[MrsDeathlynx]

Will you just come or go? I'm getting sick of going back and forth between having the vision in my right eye and loosing it again, I'm getting sick of the pain coming and going, I'm getting sick of the nausea coming and going. I'm half tempted to take one of the vicodin left over from when I had my kidney stone just to see if it will finally go away despite the 5 advil I took 4 hours ago...

 

[Guest]

havent spoken with my sister since january. called her today and shes not home. sadly, i was curiously relieved.

she used to be my best friend.

*le sigh*

 

[scheherazade_79]

havent spoken with my sister since january. called her today and shes not home. sadly, i was curiously relieved.

she used to be my best friend.

*le sigh*

POUNCE!

I can continue with the sister theme - mine snapped at me big time today and swore. I dunnow if I should have retalliated, but I ended up just asking her politely not to swear at me. I don't like it when things are like this

 

[scheherazade_79]

I think my soul is dieing.

Can I try CPR? Can't guarantee it would work, because I don't know how to do it, but it might cheer you up.

 

[Guest]

POUNCE!

I can continue with the sister theme - mine snapped at me big time today and swore. I dunnow if I should have retalliated, but I ended up just asking her politely not to swear at me. I don't like it when things are like this

hello gorgeous.

totally understand. fucking sisters man. *blah* cant live with em...erm...cant kill em, legally.

 

[impressive]

havent spoken with my sister since january. called her today and shes not home. sadly, i was curiously relieved.

she used to be my best friend.

*le sigh*

See, and I'd dearly love to have a sister. All I've got is a dweeby little brother.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I'm the proudest Mummy in the entire universe right now

 

[scheherazade_79]

I'm the proudest Mummy in the entire universe right now

Why? What happened?

 

[Guest]

See, and I'd dearly love to have a sister. All I've got is a dweeby little brother.

ill be your sister.
and then in a couple years you'll want a trade in.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

See, and I'd dearly love to have a sister. All I've got is a dweeby little brother.

I have a sister. It's not so great. Maybe that's because I'm not a woman too? It doesn't matter.

What was I talking about?

 

[rgraham666]

ill be your sister.
and then in a couple years you'll want a trade in.

I sincerely doubt that. Who wouldn't want a cool sister like you?

 

[Guest]

I sincerely doubt that. Who wouldn't want a cool sister like you?

rob~
i love you.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Why? What happened?

She had her Ice skating assessment this morning and the instructor not only passed her, but made her skip two levels because she is good enough to move so far on

 

[Nirvanadragones]

See, and I'd dearly love to have a sister. All I've got is a dweeby little brother.

I have 6 sisters. You can have them all

 

[rgraham666]

She had her Ice skating assessment this morning and the instructor not only passed her, but made her skip two levels because she is good enough to move so far on

Very cool, Vana. I'd be busting with pride if that was my kid.

Love you too, vella. *HUGS*

 

[scheherazade_79]

She had her Ice skating assessment this morning and the instructor not only passed her, but made her skip two levels because she is good enough to move so far on

That's FANTASTIC! Tell her I'm partying for her!