Isolated Blurt Thread

[impressive]

Fans Imp.

Are you ok?

Elsie

xxx

Yes. I'm more than okay. Thank you.

 

[Elsie Grey]

Yes. I'm more than okay. Thank you.

S'ok!

Elsie

xxx

 

[English Lady]

ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod

*faints*

Whatwhatwhatwhat?

 

[impressive]

Whatwhatwhatwhat?

It's a secret. I can't tell yet. And, it's not for sure yet, anyway.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

It's a secret. I can't tell yet. And, it's not for sure yet, anyway.

Imp's grown a penis.

 

[impressive]

Imp's grown a penis.

Please.

I prefer the variety of the strapped (and strapless) variety.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Please.

I prefer the variety of the strapped (and strapless) variety.

But Switchy, think of all the women you could fuck with a penis

(though you know as well as i do, you don't need a phantom phallus to do that )

 

[lipsofanangel]

Please.

I prefer the variety of the strapped (and strapless) variety.

I really like the way you think!

 

[impressive]

I really like the way you think!

Then you'll love the way I feel.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Then you'll love the way I feel.

I might have to ask your advice re: the strap on sex thing before my night is up- im about to write a strap on session. Quite frankly im blind in that department. You up for it? *snicker*

 

[Belegon]

Imp's grown a penis.

she has plenty of men willing to lend her one, believe me

 

[lipsofanangel]

Then you'll love the way I feel.

I have no doubt.

 

[impressive]

she has plenty of men willing to lend her one, believe me

Lend?

 

[Belegon]

Lend?

well, you can't just keep it...I need it on occassion

 

[impressive]

well, you can't just keep it...I need it on occassion

*snicker*

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

*snicker*

*poke* ^^ read up there

 

[impressive]

I might have to ask your advice re: the strap on sex thing before my night is up- im about to write a strap on session. Quite frankly im blind in that department. You up for it? *snicker*

Good lord, woman! There are a gazillion strap-on stories on this site. Material is plentiful.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Good lord, woman! There are a gazillion strap-on stories on this site. Material is plentiful.

Yes well, i dont knwo how much patience i have...do you have any favourites in that category?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Strap-On = GOOD!

 

[Belegon]

...do you have any favourites in that category?

http://www.king-cart.com/cgi-bin/ca...oduct=fine+flickering+hungers+by+alessia+brio

Contents include a story that might be helpful...*wink*

 

[impressive]

http://www.king-cart.com/cgi-bin/ca...oduct=fine+flickering+hungers+by+alessia+brio

Contents include a story that might be helpful...*wink*

My pimp!

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

~~ I don't know whether it would be appropriate to get in touch with her on or just before her birthday. Considering. *sigh* i don't think it's a great idea, but i fear coming across as a heartless bitch if i don't. But then i think i already did that when i decided that i'd ignore all contact from her.

*sigh* i don't know.

~~ also im slightly apprehensive of going to 'the room' on wednesday. It's the 1st time im going back. What disgusting truth's did i leave to fester in those walls that will inhabit me when i return?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

*blurt*

I can't believe he escaped my wrath before.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Alternatively, you could tell them this story. It's true, because it happened to the girl down my road...

She was about 6 at the time, and she had this really bad habit of talking with her mouth full. Her parents warned her about it time and time again, but she secretly enjoyed the reaction she always got and kept on doing it.

One day her mother went to Tesco's and did the weekly grocery shop. The bananas were on special offer, so she bought lots of them. Unbeknown to her, though, she hadn't just bought bananas.... because hidden between the fruits were some fierce winged insects with hairy legs and sharp teeth, called Etiquette Flies.

No one knows much about Etiquette Flies, because they usually live deep in the rainforest. But it's a known fact that when a Etiquette Flies spot small child talking with their mouths full, they swarm and attack the child.

They don't kill you, but they bite and the bite marks always turn into huge, pustulous zits with white heads. Once the poison gets inside you, it pumps up your stomach with gas, and unless you're an accomplished farter there's a strong chance that you'll turn into a human balloon and float off into space.

The little girl down my road got attacked badly and had to wear a paper bag over her head for days afterwards, while her parents tied her to the ground with guy ropes to stop her taking off. She even made it on the front page of the local newspaper.

And that's why it's important not to talk when you have your mouth full of food.

Oh, I think I disagree with Grace - this is a lovely story (I wish I could hear Zade telling it in her softly exressive voice and lovely Welsh accent), and surely the powerful imagery would "stick" and get the job done. Nightmares? Gosh, don't you think kids are made of sterner stuff than that?

 

[Misty_Morning]

I need a cigarette something bad.....