Isolated Blurt Thread

[Selena_Kitt]

*sniffle*

*cough*

Why can't someone take care of ME TOO, when I get sick???

*sniffle*

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

*sniffle*

*cough*

Why can't someone take care of ME TOO, when I get sick???

*sniffle*

*tight hugs and a bowl of chicken soup*

 

[Misty_Morning]

I found this really great hairspray made by pantene it's called blonde expressions. It's for blondes (duh) and redheads.


The problem is every time I use it my IQ drops 2 points.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

so.. yesterday I was driving home and was hungry and it was rainging really badly so I pull into a McDonalds to grab a bite. I go in and there is really gorgeous black woman just waiting there. I really ahd to pee so I go and then come back and she is draped on teh neck of this huge buff great looking black guy. They are kissing, really deep passionate kisses right there in teh front of MickyDee's.

So I get my order and they are gone, I get in my car and see the lights go on in this SUV next to me. They are there and she rolls over and climbs on top of him right in the freaking parking lot!

I would have stared and watched but the windows were tinted.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

She was playing with her baby doll.

It broke my heart.

 

[Equinoxe]

Wolbachia are neat.

Edited to add: Yes, I am excited by a bacterium.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

*tight hugs and a bowl of chicken soup*

I would have stared and watched but the windows were tinted.

Plotbunny!

She was playing with her baby doll. It broke my heart.

one minute at a time, beautiful...

 

[Guest]

zades a grrrreat teacher

 

[arienette]

ughhhhhhhhhhhh.
Blurt over.

 

[Skip1934a]

ughhhhhhhhhhhh.
Blurt over.

I second the motion.

 

[FallingToFly]

so.. yesterday I was driving home and was hungry and it was rainging really badly so I pull into a McDonalds to grab a bite. I go in and there is really gorgeous black woman just waiting there. I really ahd to pee so I go and then come back and she is draped on teh neck of this huge buff great looking black guy. They are kissing, really deep passionate kisses right there in teh front of MickyDee's.

So I get my order and they are gone, I get in my car and see the lights go on in this SUV next to me. They are there and she rolls over and climbs on top of him right in the freaking parking lot!

I would have stared and watched but the windows were tinted.

I wonder if she super-sized her order...

 

[Skip1934a]

I wonder if she super-sized her order...

<Tea spew- you owe me a keyboard>

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I have this story in my head, it's all planed out and everything, yet as I type it wants to go in a different direction.

Arrrggggg!

 

[Trinique_Fire]

so.. yesterday I was driving home and was hungry and it was rainging really badly so I pull into a McDonalds to grab a bite. I go in and there is really gorgeous black woman just waiting there. I really ahd to pee so I go and then come back and she is draped on teh neck of this huge buff great looking black guy. They are kissing, really deep passionate kisses right there in teh front of MickyDee's.

So I get my order and they are gone, I get in my car and see the lights go on in this SUV next to me. They are there and she rolls over and climbs on top of him right in the freaking parking lot!

I would have stared and watched but the windows were tinted.

Did you get a bisexual vibe from her?

 

[sophia jane]

cuz I don't feel like starting a thread.
Here's my news tip of the day- if you thought you were getting a Playstation 3 tomorrow, you probably aren't. That 400,000 for tomorrow- totally not happening. Ex works at a game store, where they'll be getting a grand total of 1.
Oops.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I will find you.

I just need a day alone.

I'm not giving up on the dream.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Did you get a bisexual vibe from her?

Ummm no but if she wanted one, there is a toy store really close I could go get one for her.

She would look so hot wearing a strap on and doing this guy's ass too.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

cuz I don't feel like starting a thread.
Here's my news tip of the day- if you thought you were getting a Playstation 3 tomorrow, you probably aren't. That 400,000 for tomorrow- totally not happening. Ex works at a game store, where they'll be getting a grand total of 1.
Oops.

And it doesn't even play a lot of the older games!

And they want $600 for them.

just because.

 

[Guest]

She was playing with her baby doll.

It broke my heart.

i'm scared for u luv and dont know what to do to help.

know i'm here and i love u.

 

[rgraham666]

You had a great time at the expense of someone else.

Take your bragging elsewhere.

 

[sophia jane]

You had a great time at the expense of someone else.

Take your bragging elsewhere.

Very much like my venom post. Except nicer.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I actually figured something out without having to ask.

 

[rgraham666]

I actually figured something out without having to ask.

Yay Crim!

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I think I've lost what tiny little amount of talent I might have had in this mushy brain.

 

[Alessia Brio]

I need you. Where are you?