Isolated Blurt Thread

[FallingToFly]

If love wasn't the problem between us, I would have killed myself by now.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

dunno where the hypochondriacs thread is so here goes

gotta headache
need a massage
tired as fuck
my eyes are burning
my chest hurts
my tummy cramps
and i'm not breathing properly

now for that sleep thing

nite beautiful people

Sleep the sleep of the just.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

I once had a mashed potato plaster cast of my tits.

Mmmmm - with a sprinkle of paprika, and gravy.

 

[Alessia Brio]

Make me snort my drink all over the keyboard why don't you.

I guess I won't tell you what I did with the zucchini.

 

[rgraham666]

I guess I won't tell you what I did with the zucchini.

We can guess.

 

[AngelofDarkLust]

I guess I won't tell you what I did with the zucchini.

I can guess.

 

[Alessia Brio]

Okay, he said:

Just drink it out of the bottle. What kind of cheap slut are you, anyway?

*swoon*



(Bottle's empty)

 

[AngelofDarkLust]

Okay, he said:

Just drink it out of the bottle. What kind of cheap slut are you, anyway?

*swoon*



(Bottle's empty)

Only when you can drink a marine under the table, before then you are not a slut... just a cheap date.

 

[Alessia Brio]

Only when you can drink a marine under the table, before then you are not a slut... just a cheap date.

The kind of "drinking" I do under the table does not involve alcohol.

 

[rgraham666]

Well, that was nice of somebody.

They voted on one of my few non-H stories and, ta da, there's the H.

Now that I've announced it I suspect all my stories will be trolled.

I don't care.

 

[AngelofDarkLust]

The kind of "drinking" I do under the table does not involve alcohol.

BWHAHAHAHAHH! Especially when it envolves marines.

 

[AngelofDarkLust]

Well, that was nice of somebody.

They voted on one of my few non-H stories and, ta da, there's the H.

Now that I've announced it I suspect all my stories will be trolled.

I don't care.

Well at least they'll be troll patrol going on because of the holiday contest.

 

[Alessia Brio]

BWHAHAHAHAHH! Especially when it envolves marines.

Blech! Marines taste funny. Gimme a test pilot.

 

[AngelofDarkLust]

Blech! Marines taste funny. Gimme a test pilot.

I don't know... always had a thing for NCO's

 

[Alessia Brio]

I don't know... always had a thing for NCO's

*nods* The BOQ was a nice place to hang.

 

[AngelofDarkLust]

*nods* The BOQ was a nice place to hang.

Well and with Marines, unscrew flat top, put the request in, screw the lid back down tight... and they'd go for days on that.

 

[Alessia Brio]

Well and with Marines, unscrew flat top, put the request in, screw the lid back down tight... and they'd go for days on that.

*yawn* I need a man who can THINK off his feet, damn it!

 

[AngelofDarkLust]

*yawn* I need a man who can THINK off his feet, damn it!

They do not occur in nature.

 

[rgraham666]

*yawn* I need a man who can THINK off his feet, damn it!

They do not occur in nature.

*cough*Horseshit*cough* (Tries not to look smug)

 

[Diamondbarrow]

They do not occur in nature.

Hooray! I'm unnatural!

 

[FallingToFly]

It isn't you. It really is me.


Now will you please get the fuck over it? There's only room for one temperamental bitch at a time in this friendship, and bitch, it's MY FUCKING TURN!

 

[ibhard]

I need to get a life. This one is boring.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Beyond timezones.

 

[Guest]

Beyond timezones.

 

[Edward Teach]

What in the hell am I going to do now?