Isolated Blurt Thread

[ABSTRUSE]

No wonder vella's been acting so strange lately. The brain's gettin' screwed.
You should bring it down here for a bit. We have Smith, Wesson, and Remington security.

Stranger than normal?????


I want to come and spend Halloween there!!!.....but I can't....Skank is getting married then....I'll be drunk as hell..............I hope.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Correctimundo.

Vella can keep the brain already. She needs it more than I do anyway....plus its already damaged. I'll send it to her wrapped in velvet and packed in dry ice...it will make a nice Halloween decoration for the Love Shack Horror Mansion.

Sweet!
Well, I'm excited about the dry ice part. We need it for the bubbling cauldron out front. The brain I might hide. If Vella gets any more brain power, I'm gonna have more than I can handle. Bitch is too damn smart, I tell ya!


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Rox - we're a little old school here. I'd take a long barrell .357 before a glock any day. *shrug* I think my Dad let me watch too much Dirty Harry when I was a kid.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Sweet!
Well, I'm excited about the dry ice part. We need it for the bubbling cauldron out front.

The son asked me how you make dry ice.........I told him you have to take all the water out of regular ice.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

The son asked me how you make dry ice.........I told him you have to take all the water out of regular ice.

Oh God, I'm rolling...
Your kids are going to be so fucked up!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh God, I'm rolling...
Your kids are going to be so fucked up!

LOL.....going to be???


I should write a book on child rearing.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Rox - we're a little old school here. I'd take a long barrell .357 before a glock any day. *shrug* I think my Dad let me watch too much Dirty Harry when I was a kid.

Lucky - it's results that count. Whatever gets the job done (pops those brain-molesting perps.)

Plus you're in Texas. Revolvers go better with the fashions there. My house is mid-century modern, so I need accessories that match.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Lucky - it's results that count. Whatever gets the job done (pops those brain-molesting perps.)

Plus you're in Texas. Revolvers go better with the fashions there. My house is mid-century modern, so I need accessories that match.

Fashion victim.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Oh God, I'm rolling...
Your kids are going to be so fucked up!

She's like something out of Calvin & Hobbes, isn't she?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

LOL.....going to be???


I should write a book on child rearing.

You could do that, or just team up with Bill Cosby. His first one was side-splitting.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Fashion victim.

Um, the vic is the person at the other end of the barrel.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Lucky - it's results that count. Whatever gets the job done (pops those brain-molesting perps.)

Plus you're in Texas. Revolvers go better with the fashions there. My house is mid-century modern, so I need accessories that match.

Results I can deliver.

Fashion? Not so much. Why else do you think I'm naked all the time?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You could do that, or just team up with Bill Cosby. His first one was side-splitting.

I'm going to team up with Roseanne Barr Arnold Whoever she is now.

"Skinny moms don't let you have pudding for breakfast or lunch."

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Um, the vic is the person at the other end of the barrel.

I love this side of you. Its so...................violent.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I love this side of you. Its so...................violent.

Kinky bitch.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Kinky bitch.

Come to the dark side.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Come to the dark side.

I've already taken up residence, you nutter, but it's good to have company.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I've already taken up residence, you nutter, but it's good to have company.

and I'm finally housebroken.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

I love this side of you. Its so...................violent.

It's all an act, I'm really just a complete (if well armed) softie.

But don't tell - it's the uncertainty on the other side that keeps you safe.

That and a fully loaded magazine just in case.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

It's all an act, I'm really just a complete (if well armed) softie.

But don't tell - it's the uncertainty on the other side that keeps you safe.

That and a fully loaded magazine just in case.

I just look scary, that tends to work for me.

 

[The_Fool]

I just look scary, that tends to work for me.

Shit....Never been skairt a you...

 

[arienette]

Shit....Never been skairt a you...

FOOOOOOOOL!
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[The_Fool]

FOOOOOOOOL!
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Hey baby.....

 

[tolyk]

I just look scary, that tends to work for me.

Whatcha talkin' 'bout? I know noone 'fraid o' you, ya old bag. *nods knowingly*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh you kids......I'm scary, just ask Ari....she's seen me in the flesh.

 

[tolyk]

Oh you kids......I'm scary, just ask Ari....she's seen me in the flesh.

Bah, she's still alive, you can't be that scary