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my wife...
see, she has a gorgeous set of tatas. yes, i said tatas. they are wonderful and we frequently have long conversations. they told me just the other day that they wanted to be in corsets ALL the time. i was astounded to say the least.
"don't you feel smashed together?" asked me
"well, yes," said they " however, we get to see a part of the world we don't normally see when we peak up over that lace."
"i so understand. I applaude your efforts!" said me.

( * )( * )

the left one is my favorite.
 
vella_ms said:
my wife...
see, she has a gorgeous set of tatas. yes, i said tatas. they are wonderful and we frequently have long conversations. they told me just the other day that they wanted to be in corsets ALL the time. i was astounded to say the least.
"don't you feel smashed together?" asked me
"well, yes," said they " however, we get to see a part of the world we don't normally see when we peak up over that lace."
"i so understand. I applaude your efforts!" said me.

( * )( * )

the left one is my favorite.

You're insane. :D

Psssst... Check your email, crazy lady.
 
cheerful_deviant said:
You're insane. :D

Psssst... Check your email, crazy lady.
ha~
you say that like its a bad thing. i revel in my insanity and pity you sane peeps...
:kiss:

psssst check your email, lezboy
 
vella_ms said:
my wife...
see, she has a gorgeous set of tatas. yes, i said tatas. they are wonderful and we frequently have long conversations. they told me just the other day that they wanted to be in corsets ALL the time. i was astounded to say the least.
"don't you feel smashed together?" asked me
"well, yes," said they " however, we get to see a part of the world we don't normally see when we peak up over that lace."
"i so understand. I applaude your efforts!" said me.

( * )( * )

the left one is my favorite.
Listen up, blondie. There may never again be a corset binding us until I get a little lip service!

Sincerely,
The Right One
 
oh, no, you don't. You can't say something like that to me and then expect me not to ask for details. Tell me something.
 
McKenna said:
My idea of a sports car looks like this:

Though I like this color the best:

This color ain't bad, either:

They're good for hauling stuff, like this:

And this:

And this:

:D
Could you be more specific please?
 
lucky-E-leven said:
Could you be more specific please?


:eek:


I'll go over it again, but maybe this time you should take notes. If you win the lottery, I'll be expecting a BIG surprise.

:D
 
McKenna said:
:eek:


I'll go over it again, but maybe this time you should take notes. If you win the lottery, I'll be expecting a BIG surprise.

:D
I agree to those conditions.

Now here are mine: If I hit the lottery, I'll be delivering said red XTERRA to your driveway. We'll then go make sure the four wheel drive, lift kit, super huge rock climbing tires, and dog treat storage work alright ... then you and I will fold the seats down and christen the back (with the hatch wide OPEN!)

What say you, fair lady?
 
lucky-E-leven said:
I agree to those conditions.

Now here are mine: If I hit the lottery, I'll be delivering said red XTERRA to your driveway. We'll then go make sure the four wheel drive, lift kit, super huge rock climbing tires, and dog treat storage work alright ... then you and I will fold the seats down and christen the back (with the hatch wide OPEN!)

What say you, fair lady?


!!!

Suddenly I've been rendered speechless. :heart:
 
McKenna said:
My idea of a sports car looks like this: :D
Oh damn, I meant to say, none of that rural SUV nonsense! If you insist on offroading it, you'll have to settle for something like this:

http://www.blackbullet.com/photo/g41.htm
http://koti.mbnet.fi/css/xsara/xsara_t4_rallycar_05.jpg
http://www.lancs.ac.uk/ug/jakeman/project/pic1.jpg
http://www.naturebase.net/tourism/photos/nca_rally_car.jpg

This dicussion was about adrenalin, not wholesome outdoorsy stuff. The dog's OK though - he will love riding in these!
 
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ABSTRUSE said:
I'm tired of having my brain molested. :(
No wonder vella's been acting so strange lately. The brain's gettin' screwed.
You should bring it down here for a bit. We have Smith, Wesson, and Remington security.
 
Roxanne Appleby said:
:heart:

We need brain mollestor cops. No - hit men. Brain mollestor hit men.
Correctimundo.

Vella can keep the brain already. She needs it more than I do anyway....plus its already damaged. I'll send it to her wrapped in velvet and packed in dry ice...it will make a nice Halloween decoration for the Love Shack Horror Mansion.
 
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