Isolated Blurt Thread

[Huckleman2000]

Just once, I'd like it to be true. That's all I need; once.

->

 

[yui]

->

Thanks, Huck. <huge hug> and es for you.

 

[impressive]

Long weekends suck.

Then change them.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Yay! I finally killed the mouse. Now I will pretend I didn't realize it until my boyfriend comes home and can get rid of it.

 

[McKenna]

#@$&^!@#$ cold sores...

 

[cloudy]

I cooked breakfast for just me. It was good, too: ham, eggs and toast. Why don't I do this more often?

 

[Aurora Black]

Penis. Cock. Dick. Wang.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Penis. Cock. Dick. Wang.

Now that's a hearty mean, Aurora

 

[hollyocks]

Now that's a hearty mean, Aurora

hiya jenz darlin too right, nothing like a nice hot sausage is there

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

hiya jenz darlin too right, nothing like a nice hot sausage is there

Good Morning... and Welcum to the AH, Holly

 

[Guest]

 

[hollyocks]

Good Morning... and Welcum to the AH, Holly

hiya doll been here once before long time back but no one spoke so i didn't bother again

 

[Honey123]

65 degrees...wtf??

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

What do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor
Earlie in the morning?

 

[Honey123]

What do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor
Earlie in the morning?

Is this like a Knock Knock joke?

 

[hollyocks]

What do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor
Earlie in the morning?

shave his balls with a rusty razor

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

shave his balls with a rusty razor

Rennie!!!


Put in bed with the captain's daughter

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

Is this like a Knock Knock joke?

hehe... It's a song.

 

[bashfull]

Grrr...frustrated, aroused, and alone!

 

[Honey123]

YOWZA.....did you guys see Lil Elvis Lover's PIX THREAD????


NICE JOB, Hon.....WooHOOOOOO

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

really horrible version of Drunken Sailor

aaaand...

the more famous Brobdingnagian Bards version

 

[lil_elvis_lover]

YOWZA.....did you guys see Lil Elvis Lover's PIX THREAD????


NICE JOB, Hon.....WooHOOOOOO

see sig

 

[Aurora Black]

Blurt #1: Mmm, dirty Army laundry. Damn, that's erotic.

Blurt #2: Camoflage is a bitch to clean.

Blurt #3: He is sexy, though. Toned from all that macho exercise. Yum.

 

[Aurora Black]

Grr... Laundry...

Does the term "hella-stinky" exist? Because that's the perfect way to describe this laundry from hell.

Screw it, I'm inventing it now. My eyes are watering...

 

[Aurora Black]

Okay, last one...

The washing machine is going to explode.

Thank you! I'll be here all week. Try the veal!