Isolated Blurt Thread

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Well hell. A felony fraud investigation is JUST what i need right now. Thank you ever so kindly for starting this.
 
I just got in frae the Isle of Skye, I'm not very big and I'm awfully shy, the ladies shout as I go by, "Donald where's your trousers?"

Let the winds blow high,
Let the winds blow low,
Down the street in m' kilt I go
And all the ladies say "Hello
Donald where's your trousers?"

A lady took me to a ball, and it was slippery in the hall, I was afraid that I might fall
'cause I nae had on me trousers!

Let the winds blow high,
Let the winds blow low,
Down the street in m' kilt I go
And all the ladies say "Hello
Donald where's your trousers?"

They'd like to wed me every one, just let them catch me if they can. You canna put the breeks on a highland man, who doesn't like wearing trousers.

Let the winds blow high,
Let the winds blow low,
Down the street in m' kilt I go
And all the ladies say "Hello
Donald where's your trousers?"

To wear the kilt is my delight, it isn't wrong, I know it's right. The highlanders would get afright, If they e'er saw me in trousers.

Let the winds blow high,
Let the winds blow low,
Down the street in m' kilt I go
And all the ladies say "Hello
Donald where's your trousers?"

Well I caught a cold and me nose was raw, I had no handkerchief at all, so I hiked up my kilt and I gave it a blow, now you can't do that with trousers.

Let the winds blow high,
Let the winds blow low,
Down the street in m' kilt I go
And all the ladies say "Hello
Donald where's your trousers?"
 
vella_ms said:
sorry, that was susan, my inner bitch. she gets out sometimes even when shes been tightly bound with intricate chinese knots.

If I didn't know better I'd swear I had dated her in the 90's...
 
Alone at last! There's so many things I can't wait to do with this house, so many things I just want to do for myself.

*falls over snoring*

Maybe tomorrow. ;)
 
vella_ms said:
are you gay yet?
i mean honestly...
i cant sit here and tap my foot forever


Since we have here a Vella sandwich...maybe she'll consider???
 
I'm glad I don't take my spam personally. If I did, I'd think someone thought I had a baby dick and needed drugs to even get it up. But what the hell mailing list did I get on? :D
 
Ravlicious said:
I'm glad I don't take my spam personally. If I did, I'd think someone thought I had a baby dick and needed drugs to even get it up. But what the hell mailing list did I get on? :D
yes, they tell me that my small dick is lifeless on a daily basis.


i think they might be right.
:cool:
 
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