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The_Darkness said:
That's the pain I'm milking...not the thumb itself.

It does hurt pretty bad, though.
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hehe... no, not that. i've done that a time or two. i was referring to my ass, which now has a pretty razor cut across one cheek.
 
MaeveoSliabh said:
hehe... no, not that. i've done that a time or two. i was referring to my ass, which now has a pretty razor cut across one cheek.
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How many times have you been told not to eat razors in bed. Wait...no....

Ummmm.....may I ask how you accomplished such a feat?
 
The_Darkness said:
How many times have you been told not to eat razors in bed. Wait...no....

Ummmm.....may I ask how you accomplished such a feat?
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Actually, i'm just glad it wasn't... uh... closer to what was being shaved, yannowaddimean?

i was shaving and the bathroom door opened. Rather unexpected, as the other two people in the house have their own bathroom on the other side of the house. i jumped. Then cussed. Whoever opened the door backed out quickly and shut it again.
 
MaeveoSliabh said:
Actually, i'm just glad it wasn't... uh... closer to what was being shaved, yannowaddimean?

i was shaving and the bathroom door opened. Rather unexpected, as the other two people in the house have their own bathroom on the other side of the house. i jumped. Then cussed. Whoever opened the door backed out quickly and shut it again.
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Ouch. Lucky indeed.

Don't they normally knock first?
 
The_Darkness said:
Ouch. Lucky indeed.

Don't they normally knock first?
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

uh... no. :D

We're really... um... open in this house, excepting when there's company. Then the rule is to knock and wait for an answer. Such is the nature of our relationship. Course, there is a reason all the doors have locks, and i REALLY would have been fine if either of them had come in and it hadn't resulted in something kind of painful, but that's an entirely different monkey.
 
MaeveoSliabh said:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

uh... no. :D

We're really... um... open in this house, excepting when there's company. Then the rule is to knock and wait for an answer. Such is the nature of our relationship. Course, there is a reason all the doors have locks, and i REALLY would have been fine if either of them had come in and it hadn't resulted in something kind of painful, but that's an entirely different monkey.
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Monkeyes are involved, too!?!? Damn, woman! That is an open house!
 
MaeveoSliabh said:
Just beware the beer festivals and don't drink the water.
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No doubt.

So. When your 8 month old decides that the shiny finger guard on your thumb is his new toy, that really hurts, and I'd suggest avoiding it in the future.
 
The_Darkness said:
No doubt.

So. When your 8 month old decides that the shiny finger guard on your thumb is his new toy, that really hurts, and I'd suggest avoiding it in the future.
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Yeah, that would be a good thing.

Just be glad it's not your middle finger. i broke mine a few times, and they had me use one of those. Don't know how many times i got pulled over by some cop that decided i was flipping him off while sitting at a stop light.
 
MaeveoSliabh said:
Yeah, that would be a good thing.

Just be glad it's not your middle finger. i broke mine a few times, and they had me use one of those. Don't know how many times i got pulled over by some cop that decided i was flipping him off while sitting at a stop light.
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I've broken both my index fingers, I know what you mean. Aside from my chronically dislocating shoulders and tore apart knees, this is the worst thing I've done to myself in the last few years.
 
The_Darkness said:
I've broken both my index fingers, I know what you mean. Aside from my chronically dislocating shoulders and tore apart knees, this is the worst thing I've done to myself in the last few years.
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It could be worse.
 
MaeveoSliabh said:
Indeedy. It could be both thumbs. Or a cut on your ass. :D
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All very true.

I'd say just superglue the cut on the ass shut, but if it was that bad, you've had had stiches by now.
 
The_Darkness said:
All very true.

I'd say just superglue the cut on the ass shut, but if it was that bad, you've had had stiches by now.
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hehehe... Just got a mental picture of myself turning circles trying to super glue my own ass shut.

*ahem*

It's actually not bad, really superficial, but bled quite a bit. Razor cuts tend to do that. It's going to be worse explaining it than living with it.
 
MaeveoSliabh said:
hehehe... Just got a mental picture of myself turning circles trying to super glue my own ass shut.

*ahem*

It's actually not bad, really superficial, but bled quite a bit. Razor cuts tend to do that. It's going to be worse explaining it than living with it.
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Too true.
 
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