Isolated Blurt Thread

[English Lady]

I want a hot, gooey, melty grilled peanut butter sammich on rye bread, with real butter and a giant glass of milk and I want it right NOW.

I want one of those too!!

 

[Aurora Black]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

 

[The_Darkness]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Are you sure, dot you mean it?

 

[Aurora Black]

Are you sure, dot you mean it?

Mean what?

Pussy, France

Condom, France

Fucking, Austria

 

[The_Darkness]

Mean what?

Pussy, France

Condom, France

Fucking, Austria

The scream.

Don't forget:

Chinaman's Knob, Austrailia

and

Beaver, Arkansas

 

[Aurora Black]

The scream.

Well, it was definitely a "What the fuck" moment. That's a freaking church!

*unrelated blurt*

Why am I watching this? I've seen it a dozen times.

 

[The_Darkness]

Well, it was definitely a "What the fuck" moment. That's a freaking church!

*unrelated blurt*

Why am I watching this? I've seen it a dozen times.

Sometimes porn just compells us like that.

edited to add: Oh...transformers. Never mind then.

Though....transformer porn....hmmmm.....there might be something to that....

 

[Aurora Black]

Sometimes porn just compells us like that.

edited to add: Oh...transformers. Never mind then.

Though....transformer porn....hmmmm.....there might be something to that....

You mean someone transforming into this?

 

[The_Darkness]

You mean someone transforming into this?

And my damn awful thought of the day.....

So....they made a dildo smaller than me and they're calling it "Titan" Bullshit, I say....Bullshit.

 

[Aurora Black]

And my damn awful thought of the day.....

So....they made a dildo smaller than me and they're calling it "Titan" Bullshit, I say....Bullshit.

 

[rgraham666]

Let's not forget Dildo, Newfoundland.

 

[Aurora Black]

Funny shit.

The Rude Awakening of Optimus Prime

 

[Aurora Black]

Let's not forget Dildo, Newfoundland.

Mmm.

 

[Aurora Black]

Blurt #1:

[fliph]Note to Self: Stay the fuck away from any threads started by Zeb.[/fliph]

Blurt #2:

Ooh! Law and Order is on! ​

 

[The_Darkness]

Removing a band aid vs scab.

Band aids 2, scabs nothing.

 

[Antfarmer77]

Damn...this thing needs tuned

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I am so sleepy.

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

i really, REALLY need to wear this outfit more often.

 

[The_Darkness]

Tease.

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

Tease.

That's what the Bodyguard said. Until he caught me.

 

[The_Darkness]

That's what the Bodyguard said. Until he caught me.

Good girl.



Or maybe not....

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

Good girl.



Or maybe not....

Ummm... yes.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Thank you. I just miss her something awful. Stupid hospitals and their no internet thingie.

Want me to bitch smack your landlady?

You're welcum. And thank you. Too bad I can't take you up on that offer. Very tempting, though. I can just picture my landlady's reaction at getting "bitch-smacked" by a British lesbian Goth. Nice image.

 

[yui]

S'okay.

Peace, Peeps.

 

[yui]

We would have loved to have you for dinner.

(It had to be said. )

<laughing> I taste like chicken, I'm sure.

You're beautiful, Becca.

Better take a number. I was in line for this entre first.

Would you like fries with that?

Hey, she said she wanted to come to dinner with us. But for you sweetie, I could give up first.

And I do.

Even with a duck appetizer.

<cough>

I'd have liked it if you were there, Yui...

I could have used someone to talk to while Imp & Rebel were creating bar bets... ...teasing; I was plenty happy, believe me...


aside from that, I have to echo Rebel's sentiments about having you for dinner...such a lovely thought...

Me, too!

And we wouldn't be so much with the talking-ish if I had much to say about it.