English Lady
Erotic English Rose
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Whoop ... nope, I'm doing it with, EL. That's kewl.English Lady said:Woo hoo!I'm doing it with Yui!
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Perfect.femininity said:um lemme see if i can get this right..............................................
* clears throat*
Best Vana accent impersonation:
Timezones suck![]()
( did i get that right??)

McKenna said:I scrubbed and scrubbed and scrubbed at the paint on my hands and arms but one stubborn spot just wouldn't scrub away!
And then I realized, it was a freckle.
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Are you sure you're not blonde??McKenna said:I scrubbed and scrubbed and scrubbed at the paint on my hands and arms but one stubborn spot just wouldn't scrub away!
And then I realized, it was a freckle.
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McKenna said:I scrubbed and scrubbed and scrubbed at the paint on my hands and arms but one stubborn spot just wouldn't scrub away!
And then I realized, it was a freckle.
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Samandiriel said:Are you sure you're not blonde??
Go to sleep Picasso.McKenna said:Nope, just a very tired brownish-reddish. Ish. Something.![]()
RedHairedandFriendly said:I did this too my son, when he was an infant, he was born with a small black mole on his genitals and I didn't notice it right away, so one morning I am changing his diaper and I can't get his black spot off of him... scrubbing with the baby wipe and everything... damn thing won't disappear, so I stop and examine and quickly apologize to his crying form and tell him how sorry I am. . .lol

Night Cheeks.McKenna said:Aye, aye, captain! Arrrr!
G'night all!

RedHairedandFriendly said:A point to ponder today. . .
When smoke comes out of the control panal of your viberator, you must ask yourself one question. . .are you really that hot?

scheherazade_79 said:Be careful that nothing awful has happened - like a crack in the batteries, which is dripping battery acid over the electronics. If that's the case, you really don't want that vibrator anywhere near your body...![]()
RedHairedandFriendly said:A point to ponder today. . .
When smoke comes out of the control panal of your viberator, you must ask yourself one question. . .are you really that hot?
RedHairedandFriendly said:I am not that hot

femininity said:no youre not
youre hotter. The vibe shouldve been smoulderin into a heap of unrecognisable plastic by now
I love funny women............ they SOOOOO turn me on![]()
RedHairedandFriendly said:Well then I'd keep you in stitches. lol![]()
When I pulled it from under the covers and saw this brown hazey line of smoke and spelled burnt plastic. . .I realized I was not going to reach a mind blowing climax.
(Vibe destuction note 101 - when the control handle gets too hot to hold. . .assume something is wrong and remove vibe, do not wrap a part of the blanket around the vibe control panal and continue using vibe. . .) - - - this is probably a sign.

femininity said:lmao
its time to take out a new toy luv![]()
RedHairedandFriendly said:Psst fem.... come here. . . (I um kinda mighta over used them. . .see I had 3. . . 2 are now dead (( plays taps )) and the other. . . the batteries are dead. . .and I have no more. (( plays "Moon River" )) See what happens when a newbie who spends 50 % of her nights alone does when she gets toys. . .*blush*
(( don't tell anyone. . . its a secret. . . I wouldn't want folks to think I'm RedHairedandHorny ))
femininity said:psst red com 'er . . . . . . .
i have a thing for women who need to be satisfied.
even if theyre not remotely nonstraight when they meet me i love to flirt with them and show them just what women sexuality is about.
its my thing.
u need a woman, darlin. admit it
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