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yui said:Oh, you so know it, love.
Woo hoo!
I'm doing it with Yui! Isolated Blurt Thread
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Woo hoo!
I'm doing it with Yui! 
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um lemme see if i can get this right..............................................
* clears throat*
Best Vana accent impersonation:
Timezones suck
( did i get that right??)
* clears throat*
Best Vana accent impersonation:
Timezones suck
( did i get that right??)
RedHairedandFriendly
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I'm going to have to call the damn doctor tomorrow. . .grrrr. . .grrrr. . .and double grrr. . .I mean triple.
Samandiriel
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Perfect.femininity said:um lemme see if i can get this right..............................................
* clears throat*
Best Vana accent impersonation:
Timezones suck
( did i get that right??)
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McKenna said:I scrubbed and scrubbed and scrubbed at the paint on my hands and arms but one stubborn spot just wouldn't scrub away!
And then I realized, it was a freckle.
LMAO!!!
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Are you sure you're not blonde??McKenna said:I scrubbed and scrubbed and scrubbed at the paint on my hands and arms but one stubborn spot just wouldn't scrub away!
And then I realized, it was a freckle.
RedHairedandFriendly
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McKenna said:I scrubbed and scrubbed and scrubbed at the paint on my hands and arms but one stubborn spot just wouldn't scrub away!
And then I realized, it was a freckle.
I did this too my son, when he was an infant, he was born with a small black mole on his genitals and I didn't notice it right away, so one morning I am changing his diaper and I can't get his black spot off of him... scrubbing with the baby wipe and everything... damn thing won't disappear, so I stop and examine and quickly apologize to his crying form and tell him how sorry I am. . .lol
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Go to sleep Picasso.McKenna said:Nope, just a very tired brownish-reddish. Ish. Something.
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Night Cheeks.McKenna said:
RedHairedandFriendly
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A point to ponder today. . .
When smoke comes out of the control panal of your viberator, you must ask yourself one question. . .are you really that hot?
When smoke comes out of the control panal of your viberator, you must ask yourself one question. . .are you really that hot?
scheherazade_79
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RedHairedandFriendly said:
Be careful that nothing awful has happened - like a crack in the batteries, which is dripping battery acid over the electronics. If that's the case, you really don't want that vibrator anywhere near your body...
RedHairedandFriendly
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scheherazade_79 said:Be careful that nothing awful has happened - like a crack in the batteries, which is dripping battery acid over the electronics. If that's the case, you really don't want that vibrator anywhere near your body...
Ohhh believe me that baby is sooooo not near me...
anymore.
I did check, as soon as the initial "What the 'f'? " passed.
There are two black pieces of plastic that hold the batteries away from the control box back panal, it seems one piece wasn't screwed in properly (no pun intended). It slowly seems to have worked its way against the panal and the heat of the motor began to melt it, thus beginning to burn it, thus . . .
I am not that hot.
Thank you though for your advice. I have pulled the batteries and will be calling MyPleasures to speak with them in the morning.
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RedHairedandFriendly said:
BWAH!!!!
coffee spew
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RedHairedandFriendly said:
no youre not
youre hotter. The vibe shouldve been smoulderin into a heap of unrecognisable plastic by now
I love funny women............ they SOOOOO turn me on
RedHairedandFriendly
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femininity said:BWAH!!!!
coffee spew
Yeah, need a shower now don't Ya!
RedHairedandFriendly
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femininity said:no youre not
youre hotter. The vibe shouldve been smoulderin into a heap of unrecognisable plastic by now
I love funny women............ they SOOOOO turn me on
Well then I'd keep you in stitches. lol
When I pulled it from under the covers and saw this brown hazey line of smoke and spelled burnt plastic. . .I realized I was not going to reach a mind blowing climax.
(Vibe destuction note 101 - when the control handle gets too hot to hold. . .assume something is wrong and remove vibe, do not wrap a part of the blanket around the vibe control panal and continue using vibe. . .) - - - this is probably a sign.
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RedHairedandFriendly said:Well then I'd keep you in stitches. lol
When I pulled it from under the covers and saw this brown hazey line of smoke and spelled burnt plastic. . .I realized I was not going to reach a mind blowing climax.
(Vibe destuction note 101 - when the control handle gets too hot to hold. . .assume something is wrong and remove vibe, do not wrap a part of the blanket around the vibe control panal and continue using vibe. . .) - - - this is probably a sign.
lmao
its time to take out a new toy luv
RedHairedandFriendly
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femininity said:lmao
its time to take out a new toy luv
Psst fem.... come here. . . (I um kinda mighta over used them. . .see I had 3. . . 2 are now dead (( plays taps )) and the other. . . the batteries are dead. . .and I have no more. (( plays "Moon River" )) See what happens when a newbie who spends 50 % of her nights alone does when she gets toys. . .*blush*
(( don't tell anyone. . . its a secret. . . I wouldn't want folks to think I'm RedHairedandHorny ))
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RedHairedandFriendly said:
psst red com 'er . . . . . . .
i have a thing for women who need to be satisfied.
even if theyre not remotely nonstraight when they meet me i love to flirt with them and show them just what women sexuality is about.
its my thing.
u need a woman, darlin. admit it
RedHairedandFriendly
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femininity said:psst red com 'er . . . . . . .
i have a thing for women who need to be satisfied.
even if theyre not remotely nonstraight when they meet me i love to flirt with them and show them just what women sexuality is about.
its my thing.
u need a woman, darlin. admit it
Psst fem. . .come here. . .
I'll admit I'm curious and have been for a while.
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