Isolated Blurt Thread

[Guest]

unrelated


*sigh*

 

[Guest]

Dang! Nobody gets me

Do you come with easy to grab handles and instructions?

 

[AppleBiter]

Boobfist!!!

 

[AppleBiter]

Boobfist!!! Fire from the wizard, Merlin!! Zipper hoppin' bamma floppin' dillweed do!! Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!

 

[Antfarmer77]

Do you come with easy to grab handles and instructions?

Well...one handle

 

[BlackShanglan]

Apply.

 

[Aurora Black]

Is there any way I can fast forward through all this crap so I can become rich and famous right now? *sigh*

 

[rgraham666]

Is there any way I can fast forward through all this crap so I can become rich and famous right now? *sigh*

Nope.

Unless you're a member of The Lucky Sperm club like Paris Hilton or Dubya.

 

[Aurora Black]

Nope.

Unless you're a member of The Lucky Sperm club like Paris Hilton or Dubya.

Never mind, then.

 

[Aurora Black]

I hate stupid alt people who bitch and moan under the cover of anonymity.

 

[Aurora Black]

Piss it.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Rick James, bitch!

 

[Guest]

I hate stupid alt people who bitch and moan under the cover of anonymity.

damn u caught me

 

[Guest]

FUUUUUUCK!!!!

we're supposed to see Madonna next week.

EEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[carsonshepherd]

Apply.

Well, I did, but the fuckstud position was already filled. *le sigh*

 

[Guest]

this is the coolest thread. ive always loved it

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=18634293#post18634293

strange that some of the authors are soooo modest. guess a thread like that wont take off here

 

[Aurora Black]

damn u caught me

 

[Aurora Black]

Rick James, bitch!

I'm rich, byatch!

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

FUUUUUUCK!!!!

we're supposed to see Madonna next week.

EEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, make you can cop a "make-a-wish, almost lost the baby and died, so give me rock star treatment, stretcher-carried-to-box-seat-in-front and meet the lady herself" plea!

 

[Aurora Black]

this is the coolest thread. ive always loved it

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=18634293#post18634293

strange that some of the authors are soooo modest. guess a thread like that wont take off here

Modest about orgasms?

 

[Guest]

Modest about orgasms?

its like, i find some people here dont talk easily about personal sex

strangely enough the details are private to them

theres a hell of a lot of flirtin and hints and then ofcourse we WRITE about it in our stories

but when it comes to blurtin it out there like that thread i just dont think it will work here

am i wrong?? I hope so!!

 

[Guest]

Hey, make you can cop a "make-a-wish, almost lost the baby and died, so give me rock star treatment, stretcher-carried-to-box-seat-in-front and meet the lady herself" plea!

and she gets to kiss the boo boo's better??

 

[Aurora Black]

its like, i find some people here dont talk easily about personal sex

strangely enough the details are private to them

theres a hell of a lot of flirtin and hints and then ofcourse we WRITE about it in our stories

but when it comes to blurtin it out there like that thread i just dont think it will work here

am i wrong?? I hope so!!

You obviously weren't in the Sports Bar last night.

 

[Guest]

You obviously weren't in the Sports Bar last night.

did u get laid???

 

[Aurora Black]

did u get laid???

I wouldn't be here if I did, because my guy would have killed me with his new soldier skills.

I did loosen up with some wine, though.