Isolated Blurt Thread

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Yep! A balmy 12 degres here in bonny Scotland.
I'll sleep tonight.

Evening ladies.

ken
 
'Dreamt' is the only word in the English language that ends in mt.

ken
 
My mom is bringing over some of my brother's things that were in storage and while I'm more than grateful to receive them, I hope that I can weather this experience okay. *crosses fingers*
 
AppleBiter said:
My mom is bringing over some of my brother's things that were in storage and while I'm more than grateful to receive them, I hope that I can weather this experience okay. *crosses fingers*

You'll be fine, and if not, there's nothing wrong with having a good cry. :rose:
 
AppleBiter said:
My mom is bringing over some of my brother's things that were in storage and while I'm more than grateful to receive them, I hope that I can weather this experience okay. *crosses fingers*

*HUGS* Apple.
 
To my big sister

You'll notice the nasty smell in the hallway as soon as you come home from work today. I took a gamble tha it wouldn't come to this, but it has - I fed the dogs tinned dog food against your express intentions. I felt sorry for them having to eat that dried shit day in, day out, so I decided to give them some meat for a change. It backfired on me in every sense of the word. They've been farting with increasing potency all afternoon.

It's now reached the point where I can't hide it, so I confess - it was my fault entirely. You'll have my sympathy tonight, when they're both sleeping on your bed and relaxing their sphincter muscles.

I'm really, really sorry. :rose:
 
Er - I was going to *POUNCE* on 'zade, but given the content of the last post I'll just wave from outside and call out, "Hiya, sweetie! How's it going?"

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Roxanne Appleby said:
Er - I was going to *POUNCE* on 'zade, but given the content of the last post I'll just wave from outside and call out, "Hiya, sweetie! How's it going?"

:heart:

Damn! I missed a pouncing opportunity :( That's it - I'm taking Winalot to the cleaners for this.

Going good! Very, very productive day :catroar:

Just wait and see ;)

:rose: :kiss:
 
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